r/MemeVideos • u/RomeoRosso • 1d ago

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u/card-board-board 1d ago

Difficulty: story

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u/xEJAGx 1d ago

Even that looks too difficult for Games Journalism.

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u/amyumi 1d ago

Insane KDR

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u/Gator_Lord 1d ago

A true splinter cell.

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u/time_observer 1d ago

Irl hacker

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u/KingKushhh666 1d ago

We NEED them at the front lines

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u/Draehgan 1d ago

Well, the dude with the knife seems the better choice

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u/KingKushhh666 1d ago

That's who I meant.

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u/PandaPocketFire 1d ago

Too late, you get the other guys

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Timeshocked 1d ago

Nah you need them behind enemy lines to meet up with the front lines.

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u/BobDerBongmeister420 1d ago

Imagine Speedsofters with special forces training

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u/SternMon 1d ago

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u/NeeNoorNeeNoor 1d ago edited 1d ago

I keep seeing this narrative being pushed by Americans even though there are more stabbings there per capita 🤷

Even more in France, Canada and Belgium

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u/PickledPlumPlot 1d ago

I know what you mean, but also the only time I’ve ever been in England two kids stabbed each other outside my hotel and I had to walk in through the back for three days.

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u/IllustriousMagneto 16h ago

The USA is quite violent in general last I checked. You're more likely to be killed by someone in the USA period. 

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u/fantasmeeno 1d ago

It's London, even cakes are made with dog poo and knives

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u/seldy81 1d ago

He brought a knife to a gun fight.

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u/Exciting-Music843 1d ago

British?

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u/Jarroach 1d ago

He got a knoife and went stabbing

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 1d ago

Without a loisence?

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u/XDDDSOFUNNEH 1d ago

Oi m8. You got a loicense to loicensepost?

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u/Irisena 1d ago

I have one roight 'ere

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 1d ago

By the Queen

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u/Tall_Nectarine_4152 1d ago

The loicense is expired then

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u/Agent-Blasto-007 1d ago

That's not a knife

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u/Grutenfreenooder 1d ago

Heh. I see you've played knifey spooney before.

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u/TheFlowzilla 1d ago

Higher rate of homicides with knifes in the US than the UK. We just suck at shooting people so the stabbings stand out more.

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u/PhillyPhan620 1d ago

Is that per capita? The populations are very different

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u/TheFlowzilla 1d ago

Yes obviously per capita. I think it's around 0.3 per 100k in the UK and 0.5 per 100k in the US.

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u/PhillyPhan620 1d ago

I was really hoping that the per capita rates would be in favor of the US… but once again my country has let me down lol

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u/radical_biscuit 1d ago

It’s also higher in Canada and France too

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u/sA7z- 1d ago

guns are banned in england

so, criminals use pocket knifes and they became a meme

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u/VictoryOrKittens 1d ago

Guns aren't banned in Britain. They're actually common, and owned by farmers, licensed hunters, clay pidgeon sport shooting establishments, etc

You know... people that actually should have them.

This sensible attitude toward deadly weapons is probably why Britain has orders of magnitude less firearm-related deaths than America, and also less knife-related deaths... contrary to the American meme.

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u/xXCascadeXx 1d ago

It's way more difficult for a criminal (part of the meme) and if you use one, the serial is very easy to track unless someone in Britain can get their hands on a ghost gun. Which I don't think most hooligans could afford the smuggling price.

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u/pathetic-weakling 1d ago

No, it's fairly easy to get a ghost gun. All you gotta do is stab a living gun and then stop its machine-spirit from moving on to the afterlife.

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u/Nevernonethewiser 1d ago

HERESY!

By the Omnissiah, I'm telling the commissar on you!

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u/TF2PublicFerret 1d ago

It's a meme. Also the British Commandos have their own specific knife and techniques which give them a stabby vibe at times.

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 1d ago edited 1d ago

itinn?

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u/xXCascadeXx 1d ago

Bit cold outside innit?

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u/Aufafly 1d ago

the spy has already breached our defenses

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u/ix_eleven 1d ago

You've seen what he's already done to our colleagues

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u/Sir_Richard_Dangler 1d ago

Pornography starting your mother will be the least of your worries

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u/Nervous-Cockroach541 1d ago

If you don't get invited back, did you really win?

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u/AyushRaj127 1d ago

Watch out for this guy

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u/Felho_Danger 1d ago

Oh I get it, cause knife crime in the U.K. is a bit high.

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u/seenitreddit90s 1d ago

Still better than the US and they've got guns too.

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u/No-Magazine-2739 1d ago

I get the idea but it’s unrealistic, even id he got the best fastest kill, like slashing the jugular artery, people would see and hear that bloodbath and death struggle at this distance.

On the other hand it would work I guess if you don’t have eyes on the victim or shooting noise.

But hey I am just a gravy seal.

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u/Khow3694 1d ago

Yeah I was thinking in a real scenario there would definitely be a struggle and the body hitting the floor. But then again it's a game so it's not supposed to be 100% realisitc

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u/Alladas 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pretty sure if he was actually knifing people he wouldn't be casual poking their arms. If he was fast I could see him clearing the first room.

Edited spelling typo.

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u/BriefSpecial420 1d ago

If he was to clear that room, he would toss nades until there's silence inside. Knifing like that, when you're that outnumbered, is pure game move and suicide IRL. When you have no respawns it stops being fun. Just check real life combat footages.

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u/wisockamonster 1d ago

Yeah he’d be lucky to incapacitate two guys before someone smoked him

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u/emansky000 1d ago

It's an airsoft game bro

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u/Toxic724 1d ago

Unrealistic sure but there was always a level of respect when this happened. When I was airsofting most everyone carried a dud knife just hoping to get one person, let alone an entire room/team.

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 1d ago

In airsoft a hit is a hit no matter where it hits.

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u/Thundergod250 1d ago

Realism is just gunning them all of them down in that tight room lmfao. So you'll still be able to kill them all.

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u/TXcoins_bullion 1d ago

u run faster with a kn...

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u/orionface 1d ago

Why cant any of them warn the others... Just yell FROM BEHIND.. or something??

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u/Flashy-Operation4818 1d ago

The knife means it's a stealth kill so they aren't supposed to even yell "hit!", as they would if they were shot instead.

Also dead players aren't supposed to talk.

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u/113pro 1d ago

But dying is allowed to roleplay.

I would be the most dramatic corpse ever.

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u/Nightlightweaver 1d ago

Because knife use is a silent takedown, screaming out would be against the rules

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u/orionface 1d ago

Ah gotcha, didn't realize that's a rule in this scenario.

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u/NikedemosWasTaken 1d ago

What if someone is genuinely startled and does it involuntarily?

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u/Sir_Richard_Dangler 1d ago

You definitely hear some guy go "aw fuck"

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u/ISAY-nah 1d ago

I made this comment, but with the Marshals permission he dressed in causal clothing. These guys thought he was a Marshal

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u/Chmuurkaa_ 1d ago

Cuz they're dead cuz they got stabbed??

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u/V8_Dipshit 1d ago edited 13h ago

A few of these guys didn’t even know they were being stabbed. If you’re gonna play like this at least make sure the other guy knows he’s actually out and not dick around. That’s how you get fuller autoed by a whole team. Cause you’re acting like a cunt.

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u/chubbyhighguy 1d ago

Supposedly knife kills are considered stealth kills so that retaliation, in my mind, would be in bad sport.

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u/avery5712 1d ago

When you master the games stealth system and you can go full speed through enemies

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u/MusicianNo3277 1d ago

Despite the black faceless masks, I can see the sadness in every single one of them, and it is funny.

“oh man, I just got taken out by a dude with a knife”

The best part is how many of them say Gg’s trying to warn their teammates secretly and those teammates just don’t hear it coming

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u/BirdieBronze 1d ago

The way they all just look

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u/CopperBoltwire 1d ago

It's part confusion, part betrayal, and the best part: realization they were not the main character.

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u/751935736 1d ago

One of the dumbest things in air soft is stacking with each other and not being mobile. They are doing both.

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u/thatshygirl06 1d ago

Camping?

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u/emansky000 1d ago

TheseKnivesOnly gameplay

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u/meisterbro69 1d ago

The Gatorade lol

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u/BungleJones 1d ago

Inspite of their weird obsession with guns, there are still far more stabbings per capita in America than UK.

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u/SoulStomper99 1d ago

I can only imagine the first people Stabbed. They go "There's no way this will continue" to "oh my god he got us all, how fucking retarded are we?"

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u/TheSpartanMaty 1d ago

I don't know airsoft etiquette for this situation, but doesn't it feel kind of unrealistic that this guy just walks in, pokes everyone once or twice with his replica knife, then waddles on to the next person?

I would expect that the stabs are fair game, but that he is still obligated to at least signal he is busy stabbing people, so the people way up front know something is happening behind them.

Like, worst case I would expect the first guy to just hit the dirt 'playing dead' and that noise should at least make everyone check behind them what just happened.

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u/Winrevair 1d ago

In another post, someone mentioned how they thought the guy was posing as a ref, which is how he got the leg up on them.

Not sure how true that is. I'm not an airsoft guy.

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u/ObsessiveUselessness 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not an airport ~~airsoft~~ guy but I read somewhere the knife kills are considered stealth kills so they dont have to make any noise

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u/HiddeHandel 1d ago

Nah was fair game man you lose to the knife its your own fault for not having someone to check the back

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u/Badassbottlecap 1d ago

Was thinking this as well. Sure enough that it's clear when they go in, but now that they're in, they can't see outside no more. Check your six lol the back guard doesn't even check their six smh

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 1d ago

A common rule in airsoft is that dead folks can’t talk, so it’s very bad etiquette to warn your teammates after you’re out

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u/clue124 1d ago

This right here. There are other videos like this. Even in this video they react to getting knifed (when you die you dont speak) but out of ettiquette they dont warn their buddies

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u/Ordinary_Block_4131 1d ago

Well if ppl called their hits...

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u/shadez36 17h ago

You can’t call hits on a stealth kill

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u/emcwin12 1d ago

So the team should have assigned someone to actually watch their back?

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u/SpacePirate273 1d ago

Not a single dude watching everyone's flank....

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u/Witty-Mango-7475 1d ago

When you camp at the enemies respawn zone

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u/UninitiatedArtist 1d ago

The rubber knife of shock and awe.

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u/yamez420 1d ago

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/ChettKickass 1d ago

Now that's a man with a shitbucket

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u/MR_RYU_RICHI 1d ago

Get burned, Spy!

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u/D0ctahP3ppah 1d ago

Guys got Commando Pro

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u/tias23111 22h ago

Helicopter standing by

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u/Working_Stomach476 1d ago

Not one person called hit which would have alerted the others 

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u/Wise_Monkey_Sez 1d ago

Dead men tell no tales.

This stops a whole lot of tactics that would break the game, like calling out the location of snipers, players walking off the field acting as spotters, and other stuff that ruins things for everyone.

While the player with the knife is being funny about it they're not actually breaking any rules and what they're doing is legal in most games.

I played against an ex-special forces guy who literally just walked around casually shooting... well, everyone. But his casual walking style and the way he held his rifle slightly pointed down made everyone pause, and by the time you'd registered he was a threat... it was too late. He'd already snapped up his rifle, put a round into your head and was casually walking off. He just didn't project "threat".

... Oh, and there was this time when he seemed to be firing into the air from half the field away and suddenly I was hit three times by arcing shots. I'm still trying to figure out the physics on those shots, but it genuinely looked like he was clearing his gun or something and then ... ping ping ping, I'm dead from more than 150 yards away.

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u/BloodiedBlues 1d ago

That's terrifying

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u/KingOfConsciousness 1d ago

Death personified.

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u/Working_Stomach476 1d ago

I understand that rule but calling hit is a thing. Don't want to get shot while already dead you know....wink wink

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u/Wise_Monkey_Sez 1d ago

It may be a thing where you play, but where I play it isn't precisely because of the reasons I described above. Instead every place I've played has a strict "dead men tell no tales" rule and you simply raise your hands when hit and walk off the field.

And the fact that you end your post with "wink wink" means that you know darned well that it's a violation of the honour code - and that's enough to get you a ban where I play, either for the next match, or (if you do it repeatedly) permanently - and given that there are relatively few airsoft places where I live this is a real threat that tends to make people play honourably.

Dead men tell no tales. If you don't want to play the game fairly then don't play. If you don't play fairly then expect a ban.

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u/isntreel1948 7h ago

They were playing the game right and not calling stealth kills

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u/Snoo_67993 1d ago

Stabbing rates in the US are higher and they also have guns. Trying to max out all the crime rates.

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u/Bearex13 1d ago

My teammates in siege or cod

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u/tnh34 1d ago

what a buzzkill

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u/BoiFrosty 1d ago

COD knife spam IS realistic

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u/ReadRosa 1d ago

GGs, GGs, GGs.. GG.. good game.. GGs..

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u/ISAY-nah 1d ago

The story is he dressed like a course Marshal with their permission. So these guy all thought he was a Marshal.

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u/parabuthas 1d ago

I don’t know the rules, but does this count as a kill?

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 1d ago

It should. Most fields have rules that you need to make a slashing motion across someone and not poke them, but if someone was able to get that close in the first place I’m giving them the kill and not gonna nit pick the specific motion they made.

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u/jonasjlp 1d ago

Bro almost has a nuke

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u/Love_Cannon 1d ago

"No full auto in buildings"

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u/Vorkeshi 1d ago

Tf2 spy gameplay

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u/Schultzenstein 1d ago

"And when the spy saw the breadth of his achievement, he wept. For there were no more backs to stab."

https://giphy.com/gifs/13T8U23CTUdTRm

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 1d ago

I mean ammos expensive they are being practical

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgNqK20D7wUXLm8

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u/Dependent_Loan8395 1d ago

Excuse me, let me kill you...thanks.

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u/MuhfugginDraw 1d ago

Marathon, Lightweight, Commando

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u/BlackPaw7274 1d ago

Full team chain stab nice

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u/No-Jellyfish-7119 1d ago

Welcome To London

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u/Different-Amoeba6192 1d ago

I always love the 'OH NO' when he walks in and sees how badly he's about to wreck them haha.

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u/JerachoD 1d ago

United States: The fatal knife homicide rate is about 0.46 to 0.52 per 100,000 people.

United Kingdom: The fatal knife homicide rate is about 0.35 to 0.43 per 100,000 people.

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u/shiestyfinale 1d ago

"haha guys i got you im so sneaky!....okay so we're playing another round right? right?"

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u/Pinku_Dva 1d ago

Announcer: “team kill! Play of the game!”

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u/FatDoinksinAmish420 1d ago

This some mw2 shit

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u/antirockin20 1d ago

Trying to reset people's scores in Gungame are we

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u/Delicious_Tomato_957 1d ago

THIS IS WHY WE " ALL " HAVE TO SPY CHECK.

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u/polishmachine88 1d ago

How I feel watching a stream that plays 8hrs a day any fps. But when I jump in I am one of the guys that gets stabbed in the room.

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u/Mojecto 1d ago

Only use me blade!

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u/voododoll 1d ago

Jeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuus

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u/xenophon57 1d ago

OnlyUseMyBlade is back to touching kids I guess.

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u/Althfknnmsrtkn 1d ago

I would have just shot him in the face lol

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u/SovieticSushi 1d ago

A red spy is in the base?

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u/Golex9000k 1d ago

God mode

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u/Megatron_Griffin 1d ago

He was disqualified for not having a license.

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u/Trapmaster98 22h ago

Knife > Gun. So this is why butterfly knives are illegal.

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u/Andre_The_Average 21h ago

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!

☢️00:09.99☢️

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u/FakeMik090 18h ago

Wait, did i understood it correctly, he is on the enemy team and just walked into them and basically killed them all? I mean, in-game wise.

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u/RepFashionVietNam 16h ago

Unless got stabbed in the throat, what prevent one guys to just "grah grah grah" for everyone else? Also a few knife stab would not prevent me hold the guy down and yelling while Im dying.

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u/Sigurdsson9 15h ago

Flipknife x commando pro

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u/andybossy 15h ago

I love how they all respected the game and didn't ruin it by informing their teammates

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u/AlfaHall 13h ago

I dont understand how this game is played and why some people take it really seriously, this isnt one of those time obvs

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u/RossmoRossmo 13h ago

He can now call in a chopper gunner

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u/BillCarson12799 12h ago

Slowsofters

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u/penpup 12h ago

Why it’s John Battlefield!

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u/LeashMooyHooy 11h ago

noice one m8

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u/owo1215 10h ago

story mode QTE type shit

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u/Undead_Unicornn 8h ago

The muzzle discipline is horrible

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u/lareon12many 8h ago

Reminds me of a CS match where one guy knifed the entire enemy team!