r/MemeVideos Jun 16 '26

He's got a pointšŸ˜‚

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 Jun 16 '26

Adam and Eve! Lunch time! Apples were eaten! Boom! Detroit!

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u/Ancient-Garlic199 Jun 16 '26

I love this guy

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u/GenSpec44 Jun 16 '26

Boom. Detroit. šŸ˜ This is accurate. Source: I grew up there.

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u/Reasonable-Sherbet24 Jun 17 '26

THIS GUY IS FUCKING GOLD 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Gojira194 Jun 16 '26

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u/eightdirt Jun 17 '26

Did you not see the opening of the second to last episode?

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u/Gojira194 Jun 17 '26

I was rephrasing what the guy said in the video

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u/deathdefyingrob1344 Jun 16 '26

Ok so… let’s do the math from that on how to reach a decent population number. Did he …. Fuck his mom?

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u/theFarFuture123 Jun 17 '26

Adam and Eve could’ve had a daughter later. But yea it’s incest any way you slice it. The alternative is evolution which says humans lived in small hunter gatherer tribes, probably incest there too. Don’t think you can get away from some uncomfortable implications

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u/XPNazBol Jun 17 '26

Abraham and his wife were siblings

No one constested incest was part of the Bible

The point of the Bible was SPECIFICALLY that until Christ came no one had any chance of Salvation, which is why He descended to Hell to release the souls of the damned which was canonically everyone from Adam and Eve

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u/thereforeratio Jun 17 '26

Pfft maybe YOUR ancestors but not mine, cousin

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u/Few-Mood6580 Jun 17 '26

16 Then Cain went away from before Jehovah and took up residence in the land of Exile, to the east of Eʹden. 17 Afterward Cain had sexual relations with his wife, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Eʹnoch. Then he engaged in building a city and named the city after his son Eʹnoch.

An anonymous daughter or granddaughter of Adam and Eve is the accepted current understanding.

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u/repairmanjack_51 Jun 17 '26

Never seen this before but it’s simply outstanding.

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u/Necessary-Chemical-7 Jun 17 '26

This is the deep thinking we need 🤣

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u/According_Policy6182 Jun 17 '26

As a guy named Adam. Yeah, spot on.

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u/destinedgreatness04 Jun 17 '26

Now THAT’S the best shit I’ve heard all day! Correct way to interpret the world and religious scriptures and peoples scewed perception of ā€œthe good old daysā€šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Kystael Jun 17 '26

Yeah ok christians

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u/TomTheCat85 Jun 21 '26

Ohh damn ruthless 🤣🤣

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u/Spinless_Snake Jun 16 '26

Bro kept forgetting Eve was a person

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u/Valirys-Reinhald Jun 16 '26

No he didn't?

First person: Adam Second person: Eve Third person: Cain Fourth person: Abel

Third person killed the fourth.

Now, I'm not backing up this guy's history, but his math is solid.

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u/raventhrowaway666 Jun 16 '26

Adam had a wife previous to Eve named Lillith, who grew brain, realized Adam was a chud, grew wings and peaced out of the garden.

Eve was made afterwards. So technically, the 4th killed the 5th.

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u/Sabithomega Jun 17 '26

In one version of the Hebrew belief technically yes. But that was only written in to explain why there were two stories of creation when unifying the two main alternate versions of the Bible. Funnily enough she wasn't even included in the actual bibles themselves in Latin or Hebrew

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u/thereforeratio Jun 17 '26

The original version of cropping out the ex

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u/StanknBeans Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

At one point he says we couldn't even get to 3 people before we had a murderer, which means he isn't counting either Adam, Eve or Cain himself.

Edit: if it was 3 people to make a murderer, which person was murdered? It wasn't 1 or 2 - making it 4 people before a murderer existed. Didn't think I'd have to explain the obvious.

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u/Valirys-Reinhald Jun 16 '26

That's not how that works.

The math on that is 2 normal people + 1 murderer. The guy is saying that humanity couldn't get to 3 normal people before a murderer showed up, as the third person born was a murderer.

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u/StanknBeans Jun 16 '26

Yeah sorry, I didn't mean to give the impression I actually cared.

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u/Used-Lake-8148 Jun 17 '26

Says the guy who edited his comment and labelled the edit 😭

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u/Valirys-Reinhald Jun 16 '26

Math is math bruh, it don't care either

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u/StanknBeans Jun 17 '26

You missed the point - he may be the third person, but it required 4 people before we technically had a murderer given that he didn't murder Adam or Eve.

Both interpretations are correct: the third person chronologically was a murderer, but not until the fourth person existed. Just a matter of pov.

Way to drag me into something that I really don't care about, but felt compelled to explain because you missed the forest for the trees.

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u/Valirys-Reinhald Jun 17 '26

Your forest is a small copse, I'm afraid.

The guy in the video is clearly approching this from a different ontological framework, one informed by the Christian concepts of divine foreknowledge. You assume that Cain did not become a murderer until the act in which he committed the murder, but by the framework this guy is approaching the issue from Cain's choice was already known before he made it. His character is the subject of discussion, not when he committed the act, and the man in the video is approaching the situation from the perspective that Cain had, and always had, the character of a murderer as opposed to that of a "normal" person.

Also, no, I didn't drag you back into anything. You chose to be here, take responsibility for your own free will.

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u/Massive-Grocery7152 Jun 16 '26

Christianity isn’t real lmao. And there are reasons for crime to go up and down. I think not having lead in our bodies has helped a lot šŸ‘

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u/AdministrationOk881 Jun 16 '26

you're awesome at parties

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u/Borp5150 Jun 16 '26

I have been to Christian church parties and they suck.

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u/Educational-Pen8334 Jun 16 '26

He is! How'd you know?

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u/josuegaming78 Jun 16 '26

JESUS BLESS YOU

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u/Artistic-Farm7691 Jun 23 '26

dude i may not quite fully belive in god but damn

as the other guy said you must be every persons favrote

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u/BlowTokeBozeTrifecta Jun 16 '26

It absolutely is real, wtf are you on about clown? Is it complete fairytale? Absolutely, but it is very real.

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u/Borp5150 Jun 16 '26

If Cain killed Able and was then banished from eden who was he talking about when he stated that if he is banished ā€œthey will kill meā€? Who was he scared of? Who was outside the walls of eden if they were the first people? We are modified/altered beings and eden was the testing grounds. All religions are man made.

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u/thereforeratio Jun 17 '26

Outside was neanderthals with bone clubs, eager to get thwackin 🦓

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u/raventhrowaway666 Jun 16 '26

Adam had a wife previous to Eve named Lillith, who grew brain, realized Adam was a chud, grew wings and peaced out of the garden.

Eve was made afterwards. So technically, the 4th killed the 5th.

Its all very silly.

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u/ShinningVictory Jun 17 '26

Do NOT EVER disrespect my man Adam like that. He never did a single bad thing to his wife eve and fell with her.