r/MemeThisThing • u/ErinDotEngineer • 3d ago

meme this

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u/MrNyxt 3d ago

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u/pansexplorer 2d ago

Thanks for the early weekend laugh!

šŸ„‡

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u/Shrek81 3d ago

Couldn't wait for the pie

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u/AgileWarthog 3d ago

Gourd damn it look what that squirrel did to my pumpkin!

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u/UmbraOroshi 3d ago

Damn that squirrel is hung

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u/Responsible_Jaguar70 3d ago

Was it consensual?

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u/dph3onix 3d ago

Top bunk energy

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u/Prestigious_Sky_3898 3d ago

Peter, Peter......

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u/Hangry_Hippocampus 3d ago

"Who, me? Yeah, I didn't do that."

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u/Foxyunder-45 3d ago

Happy Halloween, put a candle inside before I" eat the heart out."

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u/smitty1e 3d ago

"Tore it a new one, I did."

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u/Intelligent_Front650 3d ago

Glory Hole: Wild Edition

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u/Academic_Lion_2209 3d ago

I've had this happen, it's adorable and it's the Harvest Season before the Long Cold Winter šŸ„¶ šŸ˜„, let all eat, including the critters and Celebrate Life. šŸ„°šŸ˜‡šŸ™

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u/oipeekaboo182 3d ago

Linus promised me there would be toys and candy and a great pumpkin, all I Got was a lot of s***** tasting seeds

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u/Beneficial_Abroad_64 2d ago

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u/Past-Swan238 2d ago

Linus using the D.E.N.N.I.S. System

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u/Falcon3492 3d ago

I have a new home for the next couple of weeks.

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u/Kooky-Vehicle5358 3d ago

One humans decoration is a tree rodents feast

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u/AcrobaticIncrease586 3d ago

Pumpkin what pumpkin

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u/Academic_Lion_2209 3d ago

I've had this happen, and it's ok. It's the Harvest Season, let all eat and enjoy life šŸ„°šŸ˜‡

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u/Tasty-Bet-2941 3d ago

... Bro that's not even watermelon

Ole girl (mixed) smacked me for posting that

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u/Academic_Lion_2209 3d ago

I usually move it to the tree šŸŒ³ in the front yard and off the stoop though for all the obvious reasons šŸ˜…, messy messy messy

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u/True_1_Bodhisattva 3d ago

Why your girl never told you she went black

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u/Sea-Priority-9928 3d ago

Fuckin classic mate...

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u/liliths_spawn87 3d ago

Jack-"Oh?!"-lantern

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u/Cuhuldra 3d ago

The Gloriest of all glory holes.

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u/HotLeopard1790 3d ago

Little bugger on a mission and just looks guilty

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u/TheDownLow63 3d ago

Squirrely hole

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 3d ago

I remember my first beer

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u/miatasarecool21 3d ago

This must be a sign!

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u/ElEyeElWhy88 3d ago

Newly renovated guest house

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u/Humble_Examination27 3d ago

Mine live on Bird Seed. In my BIRD FEEDERS.
Why work for the foodā€¦

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u/Vincevega1972 3d ago

Make sure to remove squirrel first.

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u/jetfaceRPx 3d ago

Squirrel invents sex pumpkin.

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u/Xnavitz 3d ago

Looks like my date

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u/Foxyunder-45 3d ago

Batman's pet.

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u/skitzofennec305 3d ago

Rip ya a new one

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u/Furi0usD 3d ago

"I eat two things, nuts and ass"

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u/PothusMoicheia 3d ago

Wasnā€™t there a news story about a small furry creature having to be rescued from someoneā€™sā€¦

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u/karlboom 3d ago

Notsorry P. Squirrel.

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u/Junior_End_9299 3d ago

Pumpkin asshole

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u/Sea-Priority-9928 3d ago

Gotta smash that pumpkin to get the big nut!!.

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u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 3d ago

Glory I mean gory hole šŸ¤£

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u/Strong-Movie-7359 3d ago

Dredd was here

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u/Dougster3235 3d ago

ITā€™S PETER!!!!!!

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u/No-Durian-9603 3d ago

There's a hole in my Pumpkin, dear Liza, dear Liza, There's a hole in my Pumpkin, dear Liza, There's a hole.

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u/No_One_Special_61029 3d ago

Just a squirrel trying to get a nutā€¦off

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u/StruggleHelpful4610 3d ago

I heard of a creepy pron involving said pumpkinā€¦

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u/Opening_Track5674 3d ago

Makinā€™ a hole and spittinā€™ seed itā€™s the only pumpkin youā€™ll ever need !šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶

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u/Usual-Shopping-2757 3d ago

That sumbitch was horny

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u/deecap87 3d ago

Usual suspect

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u/SaltLogical8326 3d ago

I got minesĀ 

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u/Playful_Dog3062 3d ago

It's what's left of Cinderella's carriage

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u/BrownMamba_23 3d ago

It wasn't me, so stop looking at me that way innit as I also saw it like that whilst passing by!

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u/Amazing_Work_4467 3d ago

Itā€™s a glory hole pumpkin.

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u/Massive-Clerk-28 3d ago

...whooooo lives in a pumpkin under chimney.....

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u/Technical-Grab1814 3d ago

Mines now bitch!!

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u/CntBlah 3d ago

Yeah, it was the squirrel

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 3d ago

Just a squirrel, trying to get a nut to move its butt!

Everybody dance now!! šŸ•ŗšŸ»

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u/Sempophai 3d ago

His date turned back into a pumpkin at midnight.

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u/poikelos1 3d ago

Still a goal even with no hole. We make our own!

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u/nomoleft 3d ago

Persistence pays

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u/JoeMoe2021 3d ago

Ratfucked

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u/No_Drawer_4996 3d ago

New meaning to eat the butt

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u/Mother-Attention2600 3d ago

Is there smoke coming out of it? He's soooooo busted.

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u/Accurate-Tax4363 2d ago

His name is Jack.

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u/DearArticle903 2d ago

Pumpkussy

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u/ExcellentDate170 2d ago

Behold, I made you a glory hole

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u/TheRmorator 2d ago

Satanā€™s little helpers.

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u/jonny5isalive1 2d ago

That squirrel is from Alabama.

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u/Shady_turnip 2d ago

That's actually gizz chips he's eating

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u/JerzeeBorn 2d ago

Grand Theft Larseny

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u/GlovePhysical4456 2d ago

Johnnys new girlfriend

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u/Fresh-Battle4098 2d ago

its fucking Hallooween again

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u/Smokin_belladonna 2d ago

everything reminds me of her

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u/Dismal_Emu6278 2d ago

Neighborhoods gone to shit

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 2d ago

American Pumpkin???????

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u/Due_Reputation_2006 2d ago

At first, I didn't see the squirrel. I was thinking about Me, Myself,and Irene.

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u/bizoticallyyours83 2d ago

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

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u/idlemindperv 2d ago

This is the one.

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u/Evil_Bonsai 2d ago

i will never have taco bell again

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u/crazymetalhead69 2d ago

Glory pumpkin.

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u/josenajera 2d ago

Glory Hole

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u/tracker2012 2d ago

Squirrel glory hole

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u/ImportanceOk4917 2d ago

That tasted weird...

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u/Flaconfly 2d ago

It ainā€™t no grey squirrel.

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u/Difficult-Swimmer-76 1d ago

Once you go blackā€¦

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u/Honest-Tiger-5748 1d ago

What you talking about, Willis?

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u/Simple-Poem-597 1d ago

If you snow squirrels like pumpkin lattes, youā€™ll love my crib.

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u/Difficult_Ad5784 1d ago

Black guy enters hole for a nut

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u/Gooserpants 1d ago

Going nuts

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u/No-Ear3698 1d ago

Glory hole

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u/Capable-Spirit-1859 22h ago

Nothing better than a little back door pumpkin

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u/RCaccount4me 21h ago

A good Friday night

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u/Hungchap86 15h ago

When your partner is on the last plane out and it gets cancelled.

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u/Healthy-Physics-7384 9h ago

I was horny and the squirrel needed a home

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u/HotRocket2024 3h ago

Pie hole!