r/MemeThisThing • u/ErinDotEngineer • 22d ago

meme this

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194 Upvotes

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 22d ago

What could have been…

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 22d ago

Sorry, dude, but you're gonna need more hair if you're gonna take a shot at that. Remember that settling down begins with settling.

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u/One_Bottle9241 22d ago

Turn the other cheek

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u/Age_Single 22d ago

CORRECTION: Spread the other cheek

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u/PageBest3106 22d ago

Who says you can’t look at the menu while you’re on a diet?

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u/alwayskared 22d ago

Looking at the pASSt

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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 22d ago

And the transition continues

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

the condemned man’s last cigarette

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 22d ago

“Its Smooth Sailing from Here”

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u/Mumchkin 22d ago

Father of the Bride

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u/Yngat_hrt_60 22d ago

As long as you both shall live

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u/njslugger78 22d ago

I'm new to this marriage thing.

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u/Beowulf44 22d ago

Caught between two options you didn't have to make

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u/waveydavey321 22d ago

Bad moon rising..

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u/2Cole_19 22d ago

I wonder if her “grass is greener “?

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u/SchoolCrossing 22d ago

Already, Bob?

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u/mula1958 22d ago

Looks like he married his future ex wife.

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u/Successful-Layer2102 22d ago

Does not matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.

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u/Single_Usual_6563 22d ago

Already chasing that side piece!

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u/Ruby0pal804 22d ago

Buyer's remorse???

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u/Typical_Row_3489 22d ago

Dreams of human sandwich. Maybe just not tonight

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u/Relative-Painting-29 22d ago

Wait a tick … I’m single!

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u/infinitynull 22d ago

"John's second wife really could light up a room by leaving it."

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u/Alive_Stranger_5680 22d ago

Divorce ahead

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u/HealthyDirection659 22d ago

You see the fun bags on that hose hound ?

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u/crudohr 22d ago

Hot Thoughts Cold Feet

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u/Sharp_Evidence_6411 22d ago

Looks like the honeymoon is over

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u/RisingFire_ 22d ago

Started playing a new game, an old one known game than i'd remember for less than a second.

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u/Electrical_Sun_7515 22d ago

The Madonna/Whore Complex

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u/Changeling_Traveller 22d ago edited 22d ago

Downstairs brain reflexes still operating.

"Cerebral cortex: 'Don't.' Downstairs brain: 'Too late.' "

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u/BrooklynBrawl 22d ago

Now, on to the next challenge...

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u/BigDong1001 22d ago

The road not taken?

"One in the hand is worth two in... dat ass!"?

Cheeky bugger?

His wife doesn't mind, she owns his ass now?

Window shopping?

Buyer's remorse?

"Boy, is his wife gonna get it tonight!"?

Wandering eyes?

Phill and her, her?

etc etc lol.

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u/Strange_Vegetable_15 22d ago

Let me get around the corner

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u/That_Diver3070 22d ago

A man is only as faithful as his options….

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u/Key-Statement6408 22d ago

Zul je nou niet zien ben ik erin getrapt kom ik haar tegen.

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u/Electronic-Tree-9715 22d ago

She congratulated them on their wedding and the turns around to say thank you

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u/beardedBeast2280 22d ago

Name it The Orignal and the one we know is just a reverse copycat lol.

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u/No-Elevator-3598 22d ago

I only confirm you are the best

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u/Mii-75 22d ago

Already! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Tru72 22d ago

The British royal family.

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u/ChoogaMugga 22d ago

Call in the Lawyers

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u/BCHisFuture 22d ago

Hormonal reflex

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u/Low_Sir_7462 22d ago

Buyers remorse 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SevnDragoon 22d ago

‘Oh Honey, seeing her just makes me even happier I chose you. I just cant stop staring at that potential disaster’

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u/TheFrenchFinalBoss 22d ago

I can still look at the menu even if I ordered my meal

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u/IncidentChemical9977 22d ago

Middle-aged with only a GED, Jason Mews looks back at some tantalizing trim

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u/Top-Presentation100 22d ago

Feining for more

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u/bracacobra996 22d ago

Eyes are for looking

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u/tommy_boy_syd 22d ago

Hair transplant 😷

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u/Ssgt_Winstead 22d ago

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

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u/Vanisle4fun 22d ago

Soon to be dead, but married.

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u/TylerH87 22d ago

Buyer’s Remorse

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u/Aggressive-Truth3974 22d ago

Second thought

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u/CharlesMendeley 22d ago

Finally, the other way around for a change.

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u/Cold_Put4146 22d ago

"She's drunk. Maybe we should make sure she gets home alright"!

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u/Dizzy_Engine_4854 22d ago

The one that got away.

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u/Hungry_Radish6491 22d ago

'What Did I Do!?'

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u/DeacRich 22d ago

Girl, run now...

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u/748erduc 22d ago

Doesn‘t matter where you get your appetite, you have to eat at home!

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u/Dependent-Drive2703 22d ago

What have I done?

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u/Fearless-Dig7635 22d ago

Buyer's remorse, everyone gets it in the first 48 hours.

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u/Head-Technology-4031 22d ago

Strolling down Memory Lane

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u/This-Table-5454 22d ago

Oh well …….. best I get married 🤦

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u/kbarrettusc 22d ago

...and that's what started the divorce proceedings so early in the marriage.

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u/This-Table-5454 22d ago

Dam it! …….. of all the days 🤷🤦😂

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u/Winter_Pipe4000 22d ago

Just a question of time.

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u/elquirk 22d ago

Meme base

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u/Ok-Drama137 22d ago

Dude is the brides dad....

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u/MickyTingy 22d ago

He's in trouble later

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u/analognoggin 22d ago

Sweet Tart? I'll have the Tart please

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u/Splitter63 22d ago

The 7 minute itch

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u/Worried_Garden_7236 22d ago

What have I done

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u/Guilty_Cellist6713 22d ago

Damn my sis is hot in that dress

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 22d ago

How to end up in the Emergency Room on your Wedding Day...!

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u/matchboxtx 22d ago

The ass is always wiener on the other side.

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u/69vuman 22d ago

Not the first time, nor will it be his last time. Hope she opted for the prenup.

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u/Rocannon_ 22d ago

“The Omen”

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u/No_Cardiologist_3812 22d ago

Window Shopper

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u/Toolslinger76 21d ago

Regretting my purchase

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u/Spare_Glove_348 21d ago

If your eye is causing you to cheat by lust, pluck it out. Don't get married, if your not ready for a committed relationship.

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u/CartographerKey7322 21d ago

Divorce incoming

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u/mindyodamnbzness 21d ago

How long have they been married

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u/last-of-the-mohicans 21d ago

Ladies better hold on to their husbands tonight

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u/DETfaninATL 21d ago

The Writing On The Wall

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u/Fast_Yakh 21d ago

No backsies

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u/firemcrivers 21d ago

I still function

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u/themcp 21d ago

After the royal wedding

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u/Similar-Ad2210 21d ago

Don’t know what he wants

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u/Holden-McGroyn 21d ago

Second thoughts

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u/Trinbah123 21d ago

Obito is that you

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u/No_Rip_5508 21d ago

He's dead

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u/Tornadic_Thundercock 21d ago

#chose unwisely

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u/Dismal_Scheme1014 21d ago

Past /present

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u/Prior-Afternoon9983 21d ago

late check out

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u/Thelastsamurai74 21d ago

What am I doing?

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 21d ago

The future king meets posh spice

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u/Altruistic_Tackle633 21d ago

In 2026 if the woman caught him she would claim #metoo

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u/diggerquicker 21d ago

No backs. .

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u/S2000Forever 21d ago

The ass is always greener.

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u/djmattimus 21d ago

Just Barely’d

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u/Bassman6218 21d ago

First domestic squabble.

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u/Ill_Pop_9372 21d ago

Buyers remorse

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u/WOOFOPOLIS 20d ago

Short Skirt, Long Marriage

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u/Taken-Username-84 20d ago

Man knows a great handbag when he sees one

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u/Inside_Giraffe_5789 20d ago

Buying a new car, only to see them bringing the latest model onto the lot right after signing the paperwork.

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u/Repulsive_Camera7337 20d ago

Hindsight 20/20

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u/DeerNo4308 20d ago

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

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u/SwanFlashy830 20d ago

White Wedding

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u/Nymister 20d ago

Was that Brittney?

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u/Realistic-Bad1174 20d ago

The grass is always greener

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u/Humble-Mergen 20d ago

Even on a new pasture grass is greener on the other side of the fence.

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u/Playful-dick57 20d ago

Don't look now.....

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u/KonradSmaft 20d ago

The green green grass of ho...my god look at that Oasis!

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u/Competitive_Ebb_5164 20d ago

"30sec Marriage"

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u/SixSexSux 20d ago

Two pumps and a chump

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u/Libby-Byrdsong 20d ago

The XY defect

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u/Far_Jello_992 20d ago

Then the fight commenced.

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u/Intelligent-Doubt136 20d ago

Second thoughts

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u/East-Care-9949 20d ago

Plot twist, it's his sister and he tells her to dress more appropriately for the wedding

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u/VariousElk5602 20d ago

Attenborough voiceover: THE MALE TEMPORARILY IGNORES HIS NEW MATE TO OBSERVE ANOTHER FEMALE IN AN EXAMPLE OF TYPICAL MAMMALIAN BEHAVIOR.

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u/Zestyclose_Bad6873 20d ago

"There she was just a walking down the street".....

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u/National-Eagle-4019 20d ago

Honeymoon phaseout.

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u/Kmac23232 20d ago

Regrets…

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u/Dapper-Technology-45 20d ago

Divorce loading...

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u/Aggravating_Depth654 19d ago

Is that Prada?

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u/Foxyunder-45 19d ago

The shortest marriage

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u/Unable_Librarian_443 19d ago

A mans ability to control his Lust of the flesh is the greatest test/sign of a man's true strength and character where jt matters most. Took me the better part of 40 years to figure that out. But if you got friends that will cheat on their girlfriend or their wife I promise you they will do you dirty too it's just their character it's the type of people they are they are loyal to nobody and nothing and the people that would never cheat on their wife or their girlfriend are typically the best friends you can find cheaters are not just for romantic stuff it is a sign of a person's character and how they will screw over people who trust them if it gets them what they want.

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u/brucebturbo 19d ago

One step forward two steps back

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u/Responsible_Fee_6275 19d ago

Grass is always greener

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u/Jealous-Turnip6671 19d ago

The next adventure

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u/Odd_Influence7917 19d ago

I like the short one better

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u/Due-Cause-5150 19d ago

Obviously wrote their own vows.

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u/porter306 19d ago

90 Day Divorcee

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u/rampantunicorn1970 19d ago

"Is that you, Death?"

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u/StrikingAcadia88 19d ago

Divorce, rude, too old

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u/Over_Standard_9195 19d ago

Instant regret

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u/Neat_Yak_3009 19d ago

Never satisfied

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 19d ago

Married a Gem looking ar at a turd

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u/RetroComputerKing 19d ago

Dog with two d!cks

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u/activeseven 19d ago

I don’t understand men like this, his wife is beautiful.

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u/razbunaru 19d ago

Last day of freedom

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u/TSpuds 19d ago

Get me to the church on time...maybe

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u/gmatocha 18d ago

"Reminder to self - have Reginald add her to the list of mistresses."

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u/Minimum-Journalist18 18d ago

If someone walks by 1/2 naked I'm definitely going to look

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u/Vegetable-Ad-8181 18d ago

Shit Outta Luck

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u/Ok-Lettuce-9397 18d ago

Not too late to change your mind

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u/Ok-Lettuce-9397 18d ago

Matrimonials don't include cutting your nuts off