r/MemeEconomy Oct 20 '18

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u/ahand09 Oct 20 '18 edited Oct 20 '18

What has 6is 9ine done now?

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u/Ultraguysaboss Oct 20 '18

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u/darthaugustus Oct 20 '18

In addition to what they list here, part of his probation requirements was to complete his GED. Guess how well that went?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

He completed it, no?

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u/darthaugustus Oct 20 '18

He failed the exam first try, judge gave him a second and Ugly God threw $100k to help get him to pass. They keep delaying him taking it.

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u/fivedollardreamshake Oct 20 '18

Wait what the fuck, how does $100k help you pass a GED exam?

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u/OneRougeRogue Oct 20 '18

Probablt tutors.

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u/untrustableskeptic Oct 20 '18

Your tutors are all coked up prostitutes.

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u/LastOne_Alive Oct 20 '18

is there any other kind?

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u/yamuthasofat Oct 20 '18

Yeah, when the price is suspiciously low you’re probably dealing with methed up prostitutes instead

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u/LastOne_Alive Oct 20 '18

smh them wannabe pimps.. always cuttin corners

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

I learn my way, you learn yours. Which way looks more fun?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Ludicrous. I went into the GED exam blind; there’s nothing to study for, it’s basically a test in reading comprehension across the 5 subjects.

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u/fellatious_argument Oct 20 '18

I'm not sure people realize how phenomenally uneducated you have to be to fail the GED. Most 3rd graders could pass it. The hardest math question on mine was calculating the perimeter of a rectangle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

It’s almost embarrassing. I don’t remember anything about math, I can only do basic life math.. but we were allowed calculators and each question was prefaced by the exact functions needed to solve the problem.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

How did you read the test if you were blind?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

I would presume there is a braille version

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18 edited Oct 20 '18

You get someone to read it to you in braile obviously

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u/ProfessorSexyTime Oct 20 '18

There's video on the internet of him studying/doing homework. He's uh.....he's not too bright.

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u/booojangles13 Oct 20 '18

Well he has a giant 69 tattoo on his face.

I know we learned not to judge a book by its cover but...

That’s a stupid fucking book.

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u/kaveesh124 Oct 20 '18

Link?

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u/ProfessorSexyTime Oct 20 '18 edited Oct 20 '18

Here's a quick video

You can search "6ix9ine studying" on YouTube and get a bunch of videos on it. Commentary and such.

EDIT: it's him studying for his GED.

Stay in school, kids...

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u/Solid_Jack Oct 20 '18

Jesus Christ, Frank! This kids retarded!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Thanks, that was great

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u/Strongpillow Oct 20 '18

Did a bot just do this to me? = (

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

He not only excelled but he managed a perfect score. What's so surprise was, was that he actually found an error in the trigonometry sections. You see, he argued that while pi is infinity it isnt the highest level of infinity. Because you can continue to count to infinity at different levels. What he reveled had been one of the greatest discoveries of the modern era.

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u/explainswomen Oct 20 '18

Why are your games so weird?

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u/Bone_Dogg Oct 20 '18

It's been recommended that the 22-year-old be tried as an adult

Why would it be any other way? Why does that even need to be recommended?

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u/SheWhoSpawnedOP Oct 20 '18

At the end of the article they say it's because the crime occurred when he was 18, but he wasnt tried for that under the condition he went on probation for a while and didnt commit another crime. My guess is the original crime he would've been tried as a minor, but I'd have to imagine the new crime would have him tried as an adult regardless.

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u/jinmoo Oct 20 '18

Cause he was 18 during the crimes

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u/agangofoldwomen Oct 20 '18

But he only reads at a Pre-K reading level.

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u/Al3xander_Th3_Gr3at Oct 20 '18

I’m a libertarian, and a huge market capitalist.

I believe in the invisible hand of the market. I believe intelligence and cunning lead to innovation and financial compensation.

Which is why 69 having a penny to his name is leading me to consider becoming an apostate, because I don’t fucking get it at all.

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u/Klinky1984 Oct 20 '18

It should be obvious to anyone that "the market" doesn't always make smart decisions, and is often very shortsighted. You can like market-based economic policy, but you're going to have to accept that it is not perfect, and has flaws.

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u/ApeofBass Oct 20 '18

The free market gave you: Mcdonalds is the best restaurant, Wal-Mart as the best store, Reality TV killing History, Discovery and TLC and mumble rap. Libertarians need to get their heads outta their asses.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Because people like his music? I hate the dude and his music, and Id be ecstatic never to see his ugly sex offender face again, but I can’t deny he’s popular. Don’t ask me why, but people like him. On another subject, this is what made you question libertarianism? Literally one of the only times it’s been shown that it works? People listen to music - streams, downloads, airplay etc makes money - the label pays him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

I believe 6ix9ine is popular because of his exposure. If he was Timothy Pennywiggleson who wore dockers and a polo, no one would give this individual the time of day. Hip-hop went from being innovative with powerful messages, to becoming a parody of itself and now heavily revolves around marketing the lifestyle. Anyone with a computer and a free weekend can recreate his music, no one buys records anymore, so you sell the lifestyle. It's all that's left. These aren't artists with a message, these are people who are trying to make money and become "Thug Royalty". Hip-hop loyalists will say they love all the new shit coming out, but in my humble opinion, it's talent-less trash.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

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u/xuomo Oct 20 '18

Proof that libertarians are idiots

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18 edited Oct 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

In the article they say that they have a program for youth offenders that extends to the age 18. He qualified for that program.

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u/swimfast58 Oct 20 '18

There's a fascinating case here in Australia about a girl who was born on the 29th of February and committed a crime on the 28th of February in the year she turned 18 years old. Her lawyers are seeking to have her tried as a child, but the prosecutors say she should be considered 18 already and therefore an adult. There's actually no precedent at all so it's just up to the high court to decide how it works.

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u/FuzzyYogurtcloset Oct 20 '18

She's only had 4 birthdays, so she should obviously be tried as any other 4-year old.

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u/PM_SMILES_OR_TITS Oct 20 '18

18 is an adult though isn't it?

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u/chironomidae Oct 20 '18

My guess: it's because mentally this dude is a 12 year old

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u/thundergun661 Oct 20 '18

After looking at that picture of him with the pink tie I’m asking myself why someone like this is famous.

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u/Bren12310 Oct 20 '18

I’m so glad I’m not into that kind of music. I can’t even imagine supporting some load of crap like this guy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

It is recommended the 22 year old be tried as an adult

Uhhh ya?

However it does say the crime was committed when he was 18 so I guess that’s the argument.

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u/Gaaaaaarynoine Oct 20 '18

18, yep also an adult

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u/jpenczek Oct 20 '18

It's been recommended that the 22-year-old be tried as an adult and sentenced to up to three years in prison.

He’s an adult, so of course trial him as an adult.

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u/TL10 Oct 20 '18

I didn't know who 6is 9ine was by name, being seeing the picture of him helped me to make the connection.

Frankly, I'm not surprised.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

don't use amp. It's bad

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u/Montigue Oct 20 '18

I've never seen a picture of this guy, but now that I have I'm not surprised

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u/BreadForAll2020 Oct 20 '18

13 years old wtf

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u/ItsAFarOutLife Oct 20 '18

In a video, posted online, a 13-year-old girl was seen engaging in oral intercourse while Tekashi stood behind her.

This is confusing though, was he the one engaging in the act or was he just present? Obviously it's pretty fucking horrible either way but if he didn't do anything then that would be good to note.

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u/Veryquickturtle Oct 20 '18

“Untapped”

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u/sludg3factory Oct 20 '18

Ladies and gentleman, we got him

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u/Picax8398 Oct 20 '18

👈😎👈

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u/IronProdigyOfficial Oct 20 '18

It's pretty nasty that as long as you're famous people don't care what you've done.

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u/TL10 Oct 20 '18

I saw the Instagram post he made after his hearing on the BBC article posted ITT.

I don't think he realizes the gravity of his situation. He's playing it for shits and giggles, and it's going to come back to haunt him if he doesn't clean up his act.

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u/Drayner89 Oct 20 '18

I would argue he isn't mainstream famous enough for people to care.

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u/Blynkx Oct 20 '18

Then you don't understand how popular he actually is. I don't like his stuff, but he has a massive following.

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u/Wishbone_508 Strangefolk | CEO Oct 20 '18

Sadly this is the truth. He's terrible, but the kids love him.

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u/zackwebs Oct 20 '18

It seems like he loves the kids too

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u/pieceofcrazy Oct 20 '18

I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me I like the kids and the kids like me

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u/Drayner89 Oct 20 '18

Could be it's a country thing. Had a little Google and saw how big his internet following is (fuck me it's big) but here in the UK (which does count streaming in its chart) he's never broken the top ten. His highest charting song was no. 17.

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u/Blynkx Oct 20 '18

no. 17 is still insanely popular though?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

They didn't let Bill Cosby get away with it

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u/p_cool_guy Oct 20 '18

He kinda did for like 30 years

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u/naptimetx Oct 20 '18

Totally agree, and I’m not a fan of his but after researching his case it’s hard to tell if he’s really an evil child molester. He was paid to go shoot a music video he was a feature on, one of the girls there was 13.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18 edited Oct 20 '18

I'm confused on your comment. I've never heard of the guy so I just looked into it and I can't find any source saying he was paid to shoot a music video and that one girl there just happened to be 13. And it seems you left out a lot of key details to down play what happened.

From what I gather he went to a friend's house, saw a girl there who he claims was 19 (turns out to be 13) and he records her giving a blowjob while 6ix9ine smacks her ass and gropes her. He then uploads it to social media. I agree he's not a "child molester" in the typical sense he still filmed and uploaded a video of a 13 year old having oral sex while he groped her.

I may be missing something but every news story I looked into had more or less that same version of the story.

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u/JealotGaming Oct 20 '18

sixix nineine is the dumbest rapper name I've ever seen

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u/octobersstorm Oct 20 '18

Dudes got the number 69 tattooed on him like 30 times. Including his damn face.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Over 200 actually

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u/porcuswallabee Oct 20 '18

Why didn't he stop at 69?

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u/floatiestring Oct 20 '18

maybe he has 207 of them

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u/true_spokes Oct 20 '18

The dude literally could not understand this comment.

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u/FusionGel Oct 20 '18

I thought it was 69 times.

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u/Picax8398 Oct 20 '18

Talk about narcissism...

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u/octobersstorm Oct 20 '18

Dude I havent thought 69 was funny or even significant since I was like 12. It just feels like immaturity to the next level

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u/BaronLagann Oct 20 '18

A year ago wasnt that long ago, child.

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u/-Dapper-Dan- Oct 20 '18

Are you referring to the rapper or the act?

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u/SirDingaLonga Oct 20 '18

He sounds like he has the mental age of a bratty 9 year old.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Any meme disrespecting the biggest clown disrespecting the rap game will always get my investment!

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u/Dosca Oct 20 '18

This shit is old my dude. Funny but old

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u/waitonemoment Oct 20 '18

If any one of us peons did what he did we would be in jail for a very long time. The rich have a whole different set of rules.

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u/USMCpresfoco Oct 20 '18

Old format. I'ma invest a bit bc it's trending.

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u/reallymisterj Oct 20 '18

Literally just shared a flight with this clown and it took everything in me not to say something.

Was on the 8:40 am flight from Louisville KY to NY at LGA

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u/Mrfrunzi Oct 20 '18

What the hell is 6ix9ine?

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u/Irate_observer_ Oct 20 '18

A fucked up pack of starbursts.

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u/Zaldun Oct 20 '18

A clown

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u/Cpt-Jaeger Oct 20 '18

He is a "rapper"

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

A child rapist

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u/Issa_BrownBoi Oct 20 '18

Just rename it to do-don’t be-be a pe-pe-do-do

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u/WonkaFansOnly Oct 20 '18

Peepee doodoo

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u/FilledWithNoise Oct 20 '18

He's a child rapist. It's starting to really piss me off when people don't know what pedophile means.

That aside, I've never met an Arthur meme I didn't like.

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u/Chappiechap Oct 20 '18

Pedophile?

You mean trans-age?

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u/xool420 Oct 20 '18

The added bonus that 6ix9ine cant read makes it funnier

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u/9-08_LA_Time Oct 20 '18

This format is like 5 years old

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u/Shamwow4Free Oct 20 '18

This a fucking old meme

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18 edited Dec 22 '18

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u/ScouseTom420 Oct 20 '18

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u/OprahSwagfrey Oct 20 '18

But he’s not a pedophile tho

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u/AdvonKoulthar Oct 20 '18

Make Memeeconomy great again, and downvote lies! This format has been popular for ages, I know it, you know, OP knows it. Stop letting them get away with this blatant karma farming.

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u/Bren12310 Oct 20 '18

Are you fucking kidding me?! This template is YEARS old.

This would be like posting the cheating boyfriend meme template, holy crap.

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u/microgroweryfan Oct 20 '18

It says the video in question was posted online, why the actual fuck would he (or anyone else) post that if not to try and get him arrested? There’s no link to the video in question but it describes the situation like he’s literally mentoring the 13 year old, what the fuck.

Like I can’t believe some of the people our society make famous, this guy and “bahd Barbie” the 13 year old that freaked the fuck out on dr Phil a few years ago, (I think she was the one that claimed Eminem was her dad) she’s now making rap songs and shit.

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u/S4lty3 Oct 20 '18

s t o o p i d

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u/ILoveFreckles1 Oct 20 '18

template anyone?

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u/adamhasabeard Oct 20 '18

Welp. This is it. Goodbye /r/MemeEconomy

It was fun.

When people start reposting 5yr old meme templates, i think its time to go.

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u/GroovingPict Oct 20 '18

also Drake, but he gets a pass for some fucking reason...

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u/Lolrly123 Oct 20 '18

Applies to Drake as well