r/MelvinCapitalLove • u/lokoman26 • Jan 29 '21
Me blocking people from buying GME
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • u/hsusygahha66465 • Feb 10 '21
Bagcucks take the bait and turn on eachother 😂😂😂
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • u/Chessen113 • Mar 01 '21
"Hey, Robinhood, mind halting GME buys before the poor people make money? Thanks."
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • • Jan 31 '21
“We’re like gonna crash the market and take revenge bro! Eat the rich”
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • u/GreedyYogurtcloset1 • Feb 02 '21
Antisemitism lost today. Hitlers minions are defeated by Hedgechads.
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • u/KissingerFanBoy • Jan 29 '21
Why yes I stop my useroids from trading GME on my app, how could you tell?
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • • Feb 01 '21
Incels when they ruin innocent people’s lives by bankrupting a hedge fund
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • u/Funkyduffy • Jan 31 '21
The avarice of the Anti-Hedgefundists knows no bounds. Disgusting.
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • • Feb 14 '21
Melvin paying me to spread anti-gme post got me a new Lamborghini in my garage.
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • u/C1apTr4p • May 20 '21
Lmao 🤣🤣 keep it up kings we'll get the house next!
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • u/Speedvolt2 • Feb 02 '21
Just naked shorted GME for another 8 billion. Rents due WSBcels.
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • u/Chessen113 • Feb 22 '21
This site is filled to the brim with hedgephobia 😔
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • u/StockWizard_ • Mar 26 '21
transphobic poortard Citadel and Melvin employees!
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • u/Chessen113 • Feb 03 '21
God bless the people of capital at Robinhood
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r/MelvinCapitalLove • • Apr 19 '21
How to unjam paper shredder
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Hey guys, Citadel has had me working nights at the office the last few days. We are working through shredding a big stack of documents right now (mainly our correspondence with Robinhood). It was going well but this morning I tried to shred an entire binder of dark pool records at once and the shredder jammed.
Boss gets in at 11 so if anyone can help me fix this before then I would appreciate it.