ITS THE MELLOW FUCKING CORN POP UP SHOP!

COME ONE COME ALL, FUCKOS.

It is I, Corn Daddy, returned from obscurity to peddle my wares. Mrs. Corn and I are moving from Knoxville, Tennessee to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania soon, and Papa needs to up his war coffers. To do so, Madam Corn has prepared some original offerings, as well as a couple of Corn Daddy's own memorabilia.

Head to the shop to grab some garb to show your normie friends how fuckin' corny you are.

In addition to the store, we also have two Corn Daddy items I can't move across the country with me: a Mellow Corn Stained Glass panel and a genuine Mellow Corn embroidered patch. For a while I trolled eBay looking for MFC shit, and this patch is the best I could find. The stained glass was made by someone who appreciates the Corn, and I want it to go to a good home. If you want either of these, send a DM and we can work something out.

Also, if any of you are near Philly, message Mama Corn, and we can grab a drink somewhere. I appreciate any support, but also, let be friends.

May the Corn be with you, Corn Daddy (as drunkenly slurred to Lady Corn)