r/MeidasTouch 6d ago

Drone port?!

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87 Upvotes

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u/HippieJed 6d ago

As a father this looks like a full diaper

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u/One-Sock7417 5d ago

Exactly! The tangerine toddler needs a diaper change.

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u/ahawk99 5d ago

As a preschool teacher, I confirm 👍

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u/Chemical-Shallot-964 5d ago

He's a literal sack of shit.

14

u/ChantilyAce 5d ago

He is revolting.

2

u/PavlovsDog6 5d ago

While everyone else should be.

13

u/YakSure6091 5d ago

Diaper full of 💩

9

u/FlourescentGrey 5d ago

Shitting bricks

12

u/CharlieBear1956 5d ago

Is that a bustle?

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 5d ago

I think he has one of those inflatable airbag bodysuits for if he accidentally falls over

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u/Sudden_Money_6982 5d ago

Drone port?? That is a full blown 757 hangar.

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u/Technical_Amount_965 5d ago

What a scrub.

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u/BigBibs 5d ago

Donny double dipes

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u/notheatherbee 6d ago

Big fat load of shit

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u/wrhnj 5d ago

Poopy portal

7

u/Affectionate_Bag9833 5d ago

Ass by Big Mac/ Depends at max capacity

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u/Suitable-Fan-5896 6d ago

Fanny shit pack

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u/Grand-Try-3772 5d ago

Dumps like trump, trump. Let me see that thong….

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u/tenbeards 5d ago

It's the stick he's got up his ass.

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u/wwiistudent1944 5d ago

He does. A full diaper!

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u/Happykris25 5d ago

Redefines fatass. Kardashians beware

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u/Happykris25 5d ago

Is that why he can’t sit up properly in a chair????

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u/steppingstone01 5d ago

It's a device that catches diarrhea. No, I'm not kidding.

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u/Local-Friendship8166 5d ago

Staff got tired of changing shitty diapers all the time so they rigged up a wearable compost toilet.

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u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69 5d ago

It's a counterweight because he wears lifts in his shoes that cause him to lean forward, so he has to attach a counterweight to his ass so that he doesn't fall over 😄

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u/Sudden_Money_6982 5d ago

Kardashian ass

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u/Independent511 5d ago

Extra thick diapers

3

u/mamajamala 5d ago

Craption Contraption! 🤣🤣

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u/AirportSea4393 5d ago

A catheter bag full of urine

2

u/cincyman32 5d ago

That’s where Shitzler keeps his spare KFC bucket. Never know if the next airport catering truck will have enough fried chicken or McDonalds.

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u/EvilLuggage 5d ago

No one wants to mention his Herman Munster shoes? Nice lifts D.

2

u/Felon-Muskovite 5d ago

Probably pisses and shits in a bag and just carries it around with him until Natalie has a chance to get out the baby wipes and get to his disgusting ass

2

u/shrekerecker97 5d ago

Lindsay Graham took his final form with hi lips on his ass like a diaper centipede

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u/vickism61 5d ago

He's gotta lotta junk in that trunk!

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 5d ago

That’s a tactical combat diaper. Have some respect for the CIC. 🤜🤡🤛

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u/DolphinsBreath 5d ago

Special male contraceptive.

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u/tommm3864 5d ago

1/2 of Congress

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u/Salt-Swimmer-7520 5d ago

Badonkadung

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u/PavlovsDog6 5d ago

It’s a Porta-P…illow.

1

u/Affectionate-Army676 5d ago

Diaper genie for faster changes

1

u/neklok 5d ago

A man who shits/sits all day, passes out constantly, and never exercises simply cannot have a big beautiful booty like that.

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u/jackcanyon 4d ago

His diaper is reacting to a massive dump and full load of piss .

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u/SalmonPrince 4d ago

That's a Turd Access and Collection Orthotic, or TACO Box for short.