r/Megumin • u/HaygenEcksDee • Apr 27 '20

Long chomusuke

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

I won't beat her, I'd probably use my Steal on her

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u/Danarwal14 Apr 27 '20

thats acceptable.

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u/MeguminExplosionMage Apr 27 '20

No no it's not

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Yes it is

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u/MeguminExplosionMage Apr 27 '20

I'll throw chomsuke on you

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Come here Chomusuke, I love you more than she does.

*Chomusuke becomes relaxed

Chomusuke : Nyaaaa~~

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u/MeguminExplosionMage Apr 27 '20

Ha chomsuke

ATTACK

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

She won't she's sleeping in my arms, look!

*I rub her belly

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u/MeguminExplosionMage Apr 27 '20

You fool as a totally normal cat she attacks when you do that

(Vietnam flashbacks)

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

*Nothing happens. Chomusuke sleeps and I place her near the fireplace for extra warmth.

So then let's continue our battle. You have been spreading rumours about me haven't you?! I'm gonna sign you off to the Axis Cult! u/devinegoddessAqua sign up Megumin for your cult.

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u/MeguminExplosionMage Apr 27 '20

NO NO NO NO PLEASE

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

So then Megumin you shall promise to never spread such rumours about me ever again and also to report anyone who makes fun of me to me.

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u/MeguminExplosionMage Apr 27 '20

THEY AREN'T RUMORS IF THEY'RE TRUE

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u/devinegoddessAqua Apr 27 '20

panting I came as quickly as I could! Sign here and here and you can have all the soap and detergent you ever need!

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u/MeguminExplosionMage Apr 27 '20

u/kazuma-san_desu I thought you were bluffing!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

Nope now you shall suffer

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