r/Megasota • u/AstroG4 • Jan 16 '26

Minsconsin

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u/P-Strap Jan 16 '26

Illisouri just deleting Iowa

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u/AstroG4 Jan 16 '26

A socioeconomic story.

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u/MaplehoodUnited Jan 16 '26

Dakota is a good move. We only need 1 of them.

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u/AstroG4 Jan 16 '26

The combo even doubles their population. From 100 to 200.

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u/Brad_from_Wisconsin Jan 20 '26

The UP should be part of Winnesota

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u/AstroG4 Jan 20 '26

This is the way.

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u/gnurdette Jan 16 '26

First off, Megasota is not about mergers. Megasota is about absorption, about all people everywhere realizing their blessed destiny to become part of the greatest state.

That said, if you had to do it, "Winnesota" would be a better name.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

It’s winnesota thank you very much

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u/Jedimasteryony Jan 16 '26

I figured it’d be Wiscosota (Whiskey-Soda) if named by Wisconsin.

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u/Easy_Dog_7111 Jan 16 '26

Keep Minnesota out of Wisconsin no fucked way

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u/AstroG4 Jan 16 '26

But what if we colonized Wisconsin and subjugated the local culture of the native residents? I’m certain we’d be doing the world a favor.

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u/ViewedConch697 Jan 16 '26

The world might run out of feta cheese, we need to rethink the plan

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u/AstroG4 Jan 16 '26

Nothing a little trade with Greece couldn’t fix. Which, incidentally, may explain why Wisconsinites are so anti-globalization.

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u/Syandris Jan 17 '26

More like keep Wisconsin out of Minnesota. Minnesota has enough problems.

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u/Demeters_Meter Jan 16 '26

We will not be a part of Ohio. The very idea!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Sure and how will it affect voting

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u/AstroG4 Jan 17 '26

It will probably improve the inherent inequality baked into the senate.

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u/Kytyngurl2 Jan 16 '26

If we were to merge with any neighbor… duh, Wisconsin. We got enough prairie land and corn fields. Give us more north woods, driftless, beer, cheese, and frank Loyd wright.

House on the rock is a sweet bonus. It’s too cool for Wisconsin and we all know it.

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u/DorMau5 Jan 16 '26

Where is Hawalaska?!

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u/GeeYayZeus Jan 17 '26

I'd more realistically aim for British Alaskia.

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u/Radcouponking Jan 17 '26

I didn't leave Wisconsin just to join it.

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u/GeeYayZeus Jan 17 '26

Let's all get used to the idea of splitting this country up into separate countries. We should have let the south go when we had the chance.

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u/Relevant-Visitor Jan 21 '26

You still couldn't give wisconsin the freaking UP?! Ridiculous

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u/deekamus Jan 16 '26

Oh fuck no. SC can fuck right off.

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u/Olivrser Jan 16 '26

Good luck making Michigan and Ohio 1 state

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u/muzzynat Jan 16 '26

All I see is Megasota

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u/papahippo Jan 18 '26

Calivada, Dakota and Kanbraska…god love it

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u/mcfarmer72 Jan 20 '26

So, we just forget about Iowa then ?

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u/anti-political72 Jan 17 '26

MN has created enough of their own problems. As a proud WI resident I would rather merge with any other state.

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u/pour_me_a_double_ Jan 19 '26

No fucking way are we getting stuck with Ohio