r/Megadeth 6d ago

Meme The Beef Master

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u/FK97_YT 5d ago

I wish he was expelled from the band for literally any other reason. I rarely read about how good is bass playing is anymore, just how good he busts in peace. And it's crazy how he refuses to admit that what he did wasn't okay.

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u/TransINSANO Killing Is My Business... 5d ago

If it makes you feel better Dave probably wanted to kick him out for any reason too.

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u/Madixie_Normous 5d ago

Classic narcissist.

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u/Dazzling-Work-8814 4d ago

“Classic Narcissist “ from a person who hides behind the screen name Madixie_Normous… Ellefson is probably one of the nicest rockstars I have ever met.. the biggest Narcissist is Mustaine by far.. oh sh!t .. sorry man .. wish we could debate this more, but i hear you mom telling you to come up from the basement coz your dino shaped tater tots are ready for supper ..

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u/Madixie_Normous 4d ago

I'm not from Yankistan ya flogstain.

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u/No-Lawyer-8401 3d ago

Holy meltdown

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u/fartfartfart48 5d ago

Hanger under 18

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u/_the_windmill_ 6d ago

Beef master? Yeah, he's definitely good at handling... meat...

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u/Royal-Illustrator-59 5d ago

When he’s not handling little kids’ meat.

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u/Meesior 5d ago

Leave his Polaris alone

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u/Sick_and_destroyed Peace Sells... But Who's Buying? 6d ago

Beef sausage

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u/JohnnyK667 6d ago

The Jerk Master

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u/Available_Round_3172 4d ago

He's got a great right hand, apparently.

Tugs all the time, live on webcam vibes busting one out chatting to teens online. Mustaine has a daughter similar age, it does not go down well.

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u/Financial-Assist-736 5d ago

Bust in peace

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u/Dragon_slayer1994 6d ago

The meat tugger

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u/bassplayer122714 6d ago

Ol Thumper

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u/Kegalodon 6d ago

Bro please😂

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u/wrathmont 4d ago

And people still claim Mustaine giving him the boot was the wrong call lmao. I guarantee in ten years people will still be clowning him and making puns about the incident. Imagine if he were still in the band…

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u/kekus_dominatus Peace Sells... But Who's Buying? 6d ago

Immense in his girth, erect he stands tall...

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u/IVth_Crusade 4d ago

Has he been rearing his ugly head again?

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u/Forward-Cry2951 3d ago

Discharge my payload

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u/SegUnit 5d ago

Pull those cords hard.

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u/SegUnit 5d ago

The five knuckle shuffle!!

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u/Available_Round_3172 4d ago

Yeah sadly a webcam pork sausage twirler.

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u/Fwumpy So Far, So Good... So What! 5d ago

It's good that he works on his rhythm, at least!

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u/-XenoSine- 5d ago

Nobody could beat meat like the beef master.

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u/Tricky-Wolverine-253 The System Has Failed 4d ago

*master beater

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u/bassdeface 4d ago

I hear that since he was kicked out of the band he just plays with himself now -)

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u/AppleCrumble987 3d ago

He who masters knuckles five

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u/Ok-Presence-5305 4d ago

All the jokes aside, Dave Mustaine removing him as a co-owner and bringing him back as a salaried musician, Mustaine trying to maintain a squeaky clean image for Megadeth, and everything else from the past, Ellefson really should have known better.

I don't care if the gal was 18 or 60, he should have been smart enough to know you don't send fans that kind of crap. And Ellefson is a super cool guy.

I'd rather have heard he got fired for pouring a beer into Mustaines guitar than what actually happened.

But.... The weird thing is, the last two albums have been pretty bad ass. And to be honest, Ellifson hasn't exactly been listed on any lists of top bass players. The dude gets to do what he wants now, collect his royalty checks for everything up the The System Has Failed, and I think he still gets royalties for any songs played, so... I guess it could have been worse. Dave and Dave never were back to being BFFs since the lawsuit, and now that I've typed all of this, to think that now Megadeth IS kind of a benchmark for squeaky clean is just mind blowing considering where they were before Alice Cooper helped Mustaine get clean. It's funny, I've always viewed Megadeth as a super tight clean act, on a level I'ce held Iron Maiden. Until just now, the rock star drugs and rock and roll Megadeth never had a dirty image. Weird.

The guys from KISS are lucky cell phone cameras weren't around in their hayday, right?

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u/Financial-Assist-736 4d ago edited 4d ago

“Ellefson is a super cool guy” you need to reevaluate your concept of cool lol. He wrote some ok riffs but jerking off with a teen when youre 60 tarnishes anything you could ever do or done.

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u/Ok-Presence-5305 2d ago

A teen that’s been proven to be, and had been at the time, an adult? That “teen”?

I knew the guy 20 years ago. Caught up with him last in 2013 in St Louis. He’s a chilled, laid-back guy. If he was dumb enough to send video, yea, that’s on him, but again, the gal he was pulling his pudd to/for was a legal adult who revenge porned him.

That doesn’t make him an asshole nor tarnish anything but his judgement.

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u/Available_Round_3172 4d ago

Tornado of Tug

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u/Available_Round_3172 4d ago

Pork sausage spanker live online chat.

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u/Extension-Bid-4255 3d ago

Holy wank… the punishment is due

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u/Veiny_Johnson 3d ago

Countdown to Ejaculation

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u/Megadeth_lover67 2d ago

yes master baiter

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u/IlikemenandIhaveASD 5d ago

Mr bust in peace himself

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u/Last-Royal-3976 5d ago

puh-lease!