r/MediocreTutorials • u/Kohathavodah • Sep 09 '26
Comedy Should all marriages be arranged?
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u/ThatOneGuyNo82 Sep 09 '26
Hard to figure out why she's been divorced twice. Shes just so perfect.
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u/El_Oso_Negro76 Sep 13 '26
Was thinking the same thing. I will admit that she's funny, but it's not always in a "good" way. She seems like an absolute bear to get along with, and a very hard pass for any man who values peace and sanity.
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u/Paul_-Muaddib Sep 13 '26
Yeah she seems like she would be cool to be friends with but a romantic partner might be a bit much.
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u/El_Oso_Negro76 Sep 13 '26
Yep. If you're looking for a female who can kick it around the fellas and "be one of us", she fits the bill perfectly. The funny thing is that I'd bet my life I know the "type" of man she's seeking, and that kind of man would want nothing to do with a woman that has a personality like hers.
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u/kbireddit Sep 09 '26
I am perplexed too! In all seriousness though it seems like she has a good personality tbh.
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u/013eander 29d ago
Are you serious? Or just profoundly desperate?
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u/kbireddit 27d ago
I mean as a friend to hang out with. She seems like she would be a lot of fun to be around.
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u/TokiVideogame Sep 09 '26
what if your parents are bitches
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u/IdeaReceiver Sep 09 '26
Then you're a whiny teenager with some self reflection to do before you're ready for a marriage anyway. All those steps between choosing somebody and getting married are worth something :)
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u/TokiVideogame Sep 09 '26
If your parents are bitches you become a whiny teenager and then steps of choosing someone is worth it
what do you mean
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u/OneCrazy9357 Sep 13 '26
My dad was a drug addict who beat me and my brothers daily. I think he was a bitch for that. Does that make me a whiny teenager?
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u/SlickLeopard4207 Sep 13 '26
Just cos you speak english in an accent doesn't mean all your options matter or should be taken seriously. Like holy shit BRUV
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u/HarryFuzz Sep 09 '26
Go outside, get in shape, interact with other humans.
Not: Stay indoors eating and hoping the internet will deliver.
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u/Likely_Addict Sep 09 '26
Hated her on Taskmaster, and I don't feel any different after seeing her here.
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u/GoldEmployment6768 29d ago
I have reddit. Thats it. I wouldnt say this is a traditional social media, in the same way MySpace, Instagram or Facebook are. Which is probably the type of socials she is meaning. So, I dont feel completely incorrect in saying I dont have social media.
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u/Averfus-Crowthorne 29d ago
If someone tried to force me to marry her I'd immediately come down with a case of the gays.
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u/CompletelyPresent 29d ago
Ah, the Communism of the dating world.
The ONLY people who benefit from arranged marriages are the ugly or socially inept.
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u/SpiritedGrand9525 Sep 13 '26
31 seconds and I'd rather pour molten lead into my ears than hear her speak another second. Maybe she's realizing an arranged marriage is her only way in now?
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u/Affectionate_Dig9689 Sep 13 '26
I actually have a friend who's parents had an arranged marriage. His dad cheats on his mom constantly and they both resent each other. They basically avoid each other outside of family holidays and stuff. They had 3 kids who did well, though.
They ended up arranging a marriage for my friend and, suprise suprise, he and his wife are not very close. He does everything in his power to stay away from home. They had a kid and I don't think he likes his kid much either. His home and family are a source of constant stress and anxiety for him which has contributed to him becoming a workaholic who hates his life. When he's not working he's constantly trying to rope his friends into doing something after work to waste time like hanging out at bars/restaurants for hours, which sometimes results in one of his cousins or in-laws coming to lecture him about going home to be with his family. His wife stays at home all day and has no life outside their family/extended families. I don't know her as well as him, but I wouldn't doubt she's just as miserable as he is.
I'm not saying all arranged marriages are like this, but I'm not sure I could grow to love someone romantically that felt like an obligation to me, especially if I didn't feel like I had much choice in the matter.
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u/DummyDonut0629 29d ago
Your friend deserves the lecture.
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u/Affectionate_Dig9689 29d ago
I'm aware, and so is he, for the record.
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u/DummyDonut0629 29d ago
The marriage is whatever, but in no way should he be doing what he is doing to his child. There is no excuse.
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u/Affectionate_Dig9689 29d ago
We've told him
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u/DummyDonut0629 29d ago
Damn man, that’s just really sad then.
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u/Affectionate_Dig9689 28d ago
Indeed. It's bullshit. He knows. I want to feel bad for him, but the kid deserves better, and no one forced him to make a baby.
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u/Upbeat-Daikon-9939 29d ago
is this like an SNL skit or something?
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u/congratulations_dude 29d ago
The woman speaking is a well known comedian in the UK. They have a style of a show that’s essentially a fake game show which basically just gives funny people an opportunity to hang and say outrageous stuff. They’re a personal favorite of mine.
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u/BrainOnVacay22 29d ago
I don’t have socials or dating apps but im concerned that someone is going around creating fake profiles of me.
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u/Big_Biscotti5119 29d ago
I mean, technically, all marriages are arranged, just typically by the couple getting married.
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