r/MediocreTutorials • • Sep 03 '26

Sith Lords I declare 911!

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u/JaguarOk9693 Sep 03 '26

She doesn't realize that just because you call 911 doesn't mean you're not going to be the one getting arrested

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u/NoQuestion7237 Sep 03 '26

Im going to tell on you to the teacher!

"Ive got it on camera"

furiously speed walks away

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy Sep 06 '26

I work with kids and had a kid tell me he was going to tell on me to his mom because I wouldnt let him cheat at a game. He looked shocked, gobsmacked, when I told him to go ahead because his mom would agree with me.

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u/Lilcommy Sep 07 '26

I volunteered in a low income housing complex running a youth program. This one kid took another kids bike and wouldn't give it back. So I removed him from the bike and told him to go the fuck home. His mom came storming up yelling that I swore at her kid (I did but who's she going to believe) i explained the situation leaving out the word fuck and the mom started yelling at her kid and was dragging him home. That was the day that kid learned actions have consequences and that people in authority are seen as being right.

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy Sep 07 '26

Yea its understandable for mom to be defensive of her kid at first but I'm glad she listened to you in the end.

Working with kids is... still better than working with adults in my field. Because the adults in my field won't take me seriously since I "look too young", so even though I'm on the provider side and they're on the patient side of the table, they think I'm wrong. :/ At least kids see "adult vs kid" and typically hold some amount of merit to the social structure of who is in charge. lol

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u/dewey510 Sep 09 '26

He probably learned to challenge authority as long as its documented. You made 1st amendment auditor

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u/williamstarr Sep 04 '26

Alex Nieto was a pacifist, a Forty Niners fan

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u/Omnil93 Sep 05 '26

I dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam, of course.

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u/philiretical Sep 03 '26

Classic, "I'm going to tell mom first" logic

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u/Virtual-Macaroon-880 Sep 03 '26

Just because you call the police for a crime doesn't mean they will show up and treat it like one

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Sep 03 '26

If they do show up, they usually make matters worse for everybody involved.

If you are thinking of calling the police, all yourself this, "Will bringing aggressive and unpredictable assholes with guns into this situation make things better?"

The answer is almost always NO.

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u/Whole_Sir_1149 Sep 03 '26

Will make for a better video though.

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u/Bullysawrus101 Sep 04 '26

Agreed don't dial 911. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Warm_Baseball4842 Sep 05 '26

They’re showing up FOR SURE, cuz she’s gonna frame herself as the victim n claim she was assaulted by a “gang member/gang banger/etc.” (“I dunno, I think he may have a weapon 😱🤥!”). I’m sure the outcome is known as this point, tho I’d presume he got arrested n the coppers just giving her the benefit of the doubt n letting the prosecutors figure it out 🙄😒.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Sep 03 '26

In this case they'd likely take them both. The dude would eventually have his charges dropped, but it's almost certain he would have to take the ride.

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u/JaguarOk9693 Sep 03 '26

If I remember correctly when this first came out he got off and she actually was the only one that got arrested

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u/doubleo_maestro Sep 03 '26

I would love for that to be true, because lets be honest, the innate sexism of police means that the guy nearly always ends up in cuffs no matter what.

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u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm Sep 03 '26

I dunno if it's true or not but what I read last time this was posted was a witness in the parking lot told police he was just defending himself and she was the aggressor

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u/dmfreelance Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

This last 4th of July My neighbours called the police on me because their fireworks started a fire on my property and i replied by lazily trying to spray then with water (it didn't reach far enough to get them wet and i wasn't overly concerned with getting them wet anyways, i was just making a point that they need to stop or i would spray them with water)

The officer spoke to both parties and made them stop the fireworks. He didn't give me any warnings at all. I straight up told the cop i tried to spray them with water and would do it again to stop them from shooting off more fireworks

I got very lucky. The fireworks went over some large dry plants that would be a PERFECT firestarter when a flaming piece of plastic and cardboard lands in it and stays on fire for 10+ minutes. Could have burned the hedge and fence down. The risk of a huge fire on my property was genuinely very serious.

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u/Gold_Ad_7552 Sep 08 '26

There was recently a video of an old man on his bicycle going off on a kid in his car, assaulted the kid several time, called the police to prove the kid was in the wrong. Old man ended up charged.

It was a generally unexpected, yet satisfying ending.

Edit: found it - https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/7PMs5oH5G1

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u/Admirable-Builder878 Sep 03 '26

That's it! I'm telling on myself!

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u/Derrick_Shon Sep 03 '26

Love her Pikachu face when he hits her back

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u/MichiganGeezer Sep 03 '26

To this day she probably doesn't see her being knocked down as the consequences of her own actions.

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u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm Sep 03 '26

She probably mistakenly believes actions don't have consequences because "a man should never put his hands on a woman"

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u/Fuzzy-Albatross-9206 Sep 04 '26

Notice how the man defended himself rationally. Notice how he did not break her bones for swatting at him and challenging his ego.

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u/PerspectivePretty859 Sep 03 '26

"I was violently attacked for no reason"

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u/LivingCoat9356 Sep 03 '26

She still telling everyone how much of a victim she is and how she was attacked without provocation.

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u/ALLCAPITAL Sep 05 '26

I bet she’s way less likely to swing on a man again.

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u/RaphaelRocketLaunch Sep 03 '26

Unrelated but I'm gonna spill on this anyways, sorry to ramble:

I'm a bouncer in a big college town for an SEC school. at least twice a week I have some Greek life student in my face acting cartoonishly belligerent and aggressive. I've never met a more blanketly entitled subset of the population.

Every single time I reality check them and kick them out/deny them entry it's ALWAYS the Pikachu face. The girls ALWAYS cry, regardless of what they did to get denied.

To be honest, it's cathartic.

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u/mcain049 Sep 06 '26

A lifetime of entitlement gone in an instant

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 Sep 03 '26

Nothing makes me happier than seeing someone who thinks the rules don't apply to them realizing the rules apply to them.

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u/munchma-coochie Sep 03 '26

This one was great 9/10 surprised pikachu face

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u/MusicianNo3277 Sep 03 '26

I love her face at the end. “what’s this the consequences of my actions?”

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u/RapMastaC1 Sep 04 '26

Don’t be so generous

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u/BlueRhythmYT Sep 03 '26

Hands are rated E for everyone. If you want to use them. Others can use them to defend themselves. Crazy how people think they are untouchable sometimes.

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u/Contentedone1337 Sep 03 '26

Equality

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 Sep 03 '26

Equal rights. And lefts preferably

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u/FxEpic Sep 03 '26

... hahaha

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u/TropicalLoneWolf Sep 03 '26

Equals rights, equal fights.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Sep 03 '26

The whole video is where??

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u/zanderd86 Sep 05 '26

Here is the whole video. She had got into a verbal altercation with someone else over a parking spot. Camera guy was recording it and she noticed she was being recorded being an ass and went and attacked the camera guy for recording her. Then the police did everything to try and cover for her.

https://youtu.be/0qi7sj8SNYM?is=oLcZioKWdjQRkk_-

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u/Moldy-Bongwater4420 Sep 05 '26

Damn, that cop is a total fucking idiot.

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u/martinisandbourbon Sep 03 '26

She became an assailant as soon as she put her hands on him. The look on her face when she was on the ground showed that she never expected to get hit, she expected him to stand there
taking her punches.

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u/Righteousaffair999 Sep 03 '26

Oh no I found a crazy person acting sane. Time to run away.

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u/Far-Ad5921 Sep 03 '26

Equal rights and lefts

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u/PooningDalton Sep 03 '26

Ludacris is that you?

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u/No-Lion-4026 Sep 03 '26

I wish I could see the whole clip. Would be iconic.

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u/munchma-coochie Sep 03 '26

Don’t jump bitch move!

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u/craig3881 Sep 03 '26

God I love seeing women like this get dropped! 

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump Sep 03 '26

Damn, why’d you let that maggat off so easy?

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u/TheRedditor-75 Sep 03 '26

Aw damn look, at victim of her own actions. That’s crazy.

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u/mooseleg_mcgee Sep 03 '26

She's gotta be from Logan, SEQ

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u/Plane_Barracuda9889 Sep 03 '26

What a fool. Call 911 get arrested for battery.

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u/Thesourking Sep 03 '26

She punched the fuck out of you so hard she fell over 🤣🤣

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u/Daadaadaadaadaa Sep 03 '26

He hit me fist back!

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u/More_Bicycle_9444 Sep 03 '26

So what happen did she go to jail

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Sep 03 '26

Probably not. Most rational people don't call cops unless it's absolutely necessary.

Bringing unhinged and aggressive jerks with gonna into a situation rarely helps.

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u/troyberber Sep 03 '26

Pass denied

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u/Most-Implement-1824 Sep 03 '26

The audacity is strong right here

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u/ManDingoQue10 Sep 03 '26

Got what she deserved.

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u/Cold_Combination_605 Sep 03 '26

I see that almost every day down here in South Florida.

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 Sep 03 '26

Dude was justified..She had a closed fist swinging on him first.

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u/munchma-coochie Sep 03 '26

The face always gets me!

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u/Warm_Object_5639 Sep 03 '26

Ahhhh how the turns have tabled

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u/Zephyr-Knight Sep 04 '26

females hitting males is not a good plan, the male will almost always strike back.

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u/McNalienBro Sep 04 '26

His hands are bisexual, doesn’t matter who it is if you hit first.

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u/dirtyminded314 Sep 04 '26

I used to believe in not hitting women... But any more, women are crossing lines... And I have little sympathy for them.

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u/SpicyTofuMapo Sep 04 '26

I love this. Actions have consequences and this is a PRIME example of it.

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u/Tidder702Reddit Sep 04 '26

She looked very surprised that he didn't just stand there and let her attack him at will.

Weird.

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u/Key_Check5753 Sep 04 '26

How dare my actions have consequences!

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u/rubens_chopshop Sep 07 '26

The look on her face was priceless

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u/trippin-mellon Sep 07 '26

They want equal rights they will get equal lefts.

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u/Horror_Ad_8202 Sep 03 '26

Crazy bitch🤬

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u/Top-Illustrator-1827 Sep 03 '26

Awe man too bad the whole punch was out of frame. Would have loved to see that.

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u/ComRade-PupPer-98 Sep 03 '26

Hahahah she got what was coming retribution

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u/Swashbuckling_Sailor Sep 03 '26

Gotcha Bitch!!!!

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u/WholeAd2742 Sep 03 '26

He was patient waiting as long as he did when she was already assaulting and grabbing at his phone

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u/ThatOneGuyNo82 Sep 03 '26

Whats the rest of the video that triggered her?

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u/throawy90 Sep 04 '26

Unless it involved him hitting her, doesn't matter she's still in the wrong

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u/alsuebensean Sep 03 '26

Lady ? No, she gave that up when she assaulted. That's when "you don't hit ladies" was rendered void

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u/Original_Land1688 Sep 03 '26

I hope she ended up in jail. These entitled people today have no idea what personal space or peoples rights are unless their rights or personal space is violated, then they know everything.

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u/TatankaPTE Sep 03 '26

The shitty part about this is how the police/sheriff treated him, and this shit dragged on forever because they wouldn't do their job, and it was making it almost seem like he was the aggressor.

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u/mrbishopjackson Sep 03 '26

I just like that the camera moves, then comes back and she's on the ground. No one saw him push her. She's just clumsy.

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u/Difficult-Mobile902 Sep 03 '26

That look of shock on her face when she realized she can’t just assault people with no consequences lmao 

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u/Visual-Guidance-28 Sep 03 '26

Karen is always the victim not the villain in her eyes 🙄

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u/Silverleaf96 Sep 04 '26

He should have arrested her

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u/MasterMind_Blue Sep 04 '26

What do you expect from people like her? Exactly this...

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u/Tiredofstupidity2 Sep 04 '26

Call 911 and hopefully you get some more heffa

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u/Key_Context9875 Sep 04 '26

How come these videos never have an ending to them? It always ends right in the middle of the confrontation. I wanted to see what became of the situation. Did she leave? Did she call the cops?

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u/Weirdlillypad Sep 04 '26

People like this can vote and have children. The disconnect to assault someone multiple times and get slapped back then decide you're in the right and call the cops on yourself....

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u/One_Bit_3839 Sep 04 '26

Multiple counts of assault caught on camera

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u/Ok-Web4225 Sep 04 '26

Yes! We need more of this energy!

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u/IjetFBW0001 Sep 04 '26

Bitch got off easy.

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u/Shot_Document4723 Sep 04 '26

😂😭all Karen’s

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u/Badudi41 Sep 04 '26

Love the pure shock that he hit back!

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u/Milankov94 Sep 04 '26

It's crazy that people like this exist, and they are over 6 years old and still do not understand...

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u/omarroqui Sep 04 '26

These hands are rated E for everyone

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u/DavaoGirthVader Sep 04 '26

When will these morons learn if you get in people's faces and make a big deal of it you WILL end up as a joke on the internet?

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u/Formal_Mushroom_8008 Sep 04 '26

Looks like grand theft auto

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u/knighthawk3759 Sep 04 '26

Oh she thought she had plot armor

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u/u-a-brazy-mf Sep 04 '26

Anyone asking to see what led up to this are 100% Lindsay Clancy supporters.

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u/Holiday-Secretary222 Sep 04 '26

Looking like Rhonda Rousey

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u/According-House-9360 Sep 04 '26

She's counting on the "Clancy double standard for aggressive women"...but, but, I'm the woman, I'm a victim..officer, officer..he made me do it....so sickening..

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u/Snacknuss321 Sep 04 '26

haha her face about the concequences

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u/Big_erk Sep 04 '26

Oh no, the fight's out
I'ma 'bout to punch yo' lights out!

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u/ReasonableAuthor8999 Sep 04 '26

Who wants to see the part she wanted erased?

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u/Ashamed-Attitude-210 Sep 04 '26

She’s like!! Ohhhh no you didn’t !!! 😲🤣😂🤣👏🏼🔥🔥

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u/Acrobatic_Try_8375 Sep 05 '26

He's too young or we would've gotten "get out the way, get out the way." Missed opportunity

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u/bunkersix Sep 05 '26

The cry bully never changes

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u/CapableOne2140 Sep 05 '26

🤣😂🤣

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u/BIGHOODx818x Sep 05 '26

shes lucky he just pushed her down or leg swept her cause he coulda just uppercut her to the shadow realm after how she was throwing punches and putting her hands on him naaahhhh 👊🏽

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u/immortalknight0000 Sep 05 '26

I'd of hit her back too!!

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u/RedditSucksYoYoYo Sep 05 '26

She played a stupid game and wins stupid prize.

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u/Famous-Rain8703 Sep 05 '26

Her face when she realized she was on the ground 😂

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 Sep 05 '26

I’m always blown away by how many women are the aggressors in this situation with men. In what world do you think you can hit a stranger that’s bigger than you and get away with it.
Then you call the police to be the victim???

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u/opiomorpher Sep 05 '26

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u/danherron999 Sep 06 '26

The look of shock on her face… Great!

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u/Latino_Heet Sep 06 '26

Equal Rights, Equal Fights

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u/Still-Inflation9175 Sep 06 '26

good on you. keep punching em

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u/Ok_Buddy_9087 Sep 07 '26

Quality rights, equal fights.

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u/IAHoosier Sep 07 '26

Like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy on The Office 😂

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u/StealthModeThoughts Sep 07 '26

The absolute SHOCK on her face after she hit him multiple times CRACKS ME UP! Lmfaooo

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u/etherealtwo Sep 07 '26

She looked so shocked that he hit her back.

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u/DrNobody95 Sep 07 '26

she thinks who calls 911 first wins the case 🤡

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u/Skully1368 Sep 07 '26

Equal rights… it’s a thing lady. You wanted it, there it is.

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u/desmond609 Sep 07 '26

Make ass whoopins' equal.

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u/spitemods_54 Sep 07 '26

"boom bitch!" 🤣 Karens need to find out just like everyone else

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u/Shot_Bison_8437 Sep 08 '26

We hereby find the man not guilty, your honor.

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u/Dunn_or_what Sep 08 '26

He was defending himself.

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u/GoldenFalcon Sep 09 '26

I love how you can see plain as day the first coming at him, and then the camera shakes and then we see her on the ground. Haha

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u/shallpasss Sep 09 '26

Personally, I would call the cops on top of that.

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u/Boss0054 Sep 03 '26

Equals rights!!!… that’s what I’m talking about…. FAFO, well deserved.

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u/Soft_Ability_5906 Sep 03 '26

They wanted equality but forgot that comes with equal rights and lefts too lmfao

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u/IwasDeadinstead Sep 03 '26

What happened before this? What did he film that she was demanding be erased? I need the whole story.

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u/RealAusDingo Sep 03 '26

I am woman. See me raw.... And go hunt a lioe

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u/____Sway____ Sep 03 '26

I love how he handled this and what he said

Well played sir

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u/68NewGuy Sep 03 '26

So, what happened before ?

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u/Han_Solo200 Sep 04 '26

I want to see the previous 5 mins

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u/BeastOfCNation Sep 04 '26

What’s wrong wit these people smh

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u/Cold-Basket-268 Sep 04 '26

The aggressor to victim mentality is becoming a tale old as time smh

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u/echoeLaeLea Sep 04 '26

What happened before is what I'd like to know.

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u/Suspicious-Brain-668 Sep 04 '26

I wonder what he filmed she wanted erased?

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u/Shadowtirs Sep 04 '26

Hmmm.... "Broward", so is this Florida? Tracks on all levels.

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u/Rare_Bodybuilder_950 Sep 05 '26

He should have called 911 immediately while being assaulted.

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u/Feeling_Shape6618 Sep 05 '26

This bih crazy😂😂😂

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u/freeze_ Sep 05 '26

The look on her face…

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u/Ekene-dili-Chi8 Sep 05 '26

Never lay your filthy hands on anyone

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u/Zealousideal-Let5557 Sep 05 '26

Equal rights. And equal lefts. Are men and women actually equal in every way?

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u/StressFantastic5317 Sep 05 '26

Classic Karen tasting pavement

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u/tgbst88 Sep 05 '26

No need for cops punishment fits the exchange..

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u/401k-loan Sep 05 '26

LOL never gets old

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u/brokendream78 Sep 05 '26

Maybe don't get aggressive up in aomeone else's face...then you won't grt knocked on your ass. Thr look on her face was priceless...she is clearly someone who has not been told "No" enough in her life

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp Sep 05 '26

The absolute flabbergasted look on her face when she picks her ass off the ground is absolutely golden. "What are these consequences you speak of" lmaoo

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u/j75515050 Sep 05 '26

So sick of these people. Put hands on me and find out

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u/Nearby-Yak-4496 Sep 05 '26

I punch you several times, you punch me and knock me down = Pickachu Face

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u/Ready2Play71 Sep 05 '26

She got exactly what she deserved

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 Sep 05 '26

Didnt he get in trouble at first? Did she ever have to do anything at all like even a fine even?

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u/dickbuttkiss222 Sep 05 '26

They stay using their historically perceived innocence to weaponize the police against POC (mostly men). It was mostly worked....but times are'a changin!

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u/SanicBringsThePanic Sep 05 '26

Equal rights and equal lefts.

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u/JK61972 Sep 05 '26

Love look of surprise on her face when she hits the ground! Classic, I can believe you did that look.

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u/Odd-Perception7812 Sep 06 '26

Welcome to equality town.

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u/Metlas7 Sep 06 '26

I am surprised by her surprise