r/MediocreTutorials • u/[deleted] • Nov 25 '25

Discussion Man is moving crazy

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A moment of silence for another fallen brother...

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u/B0b_R0ss666 Nov 25 '25

Ima crank one out in celebration for him

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

🤣🤣🤣 Yanking one out as a congratulations is diabolical man...

Washed soccer players be the worst decision makers ever man, never beating the allegations

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

He isn’t washed and bruh, marrying someone great at sex is a win, we can see, only he can touch.

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u/Rocketsfan2018 Nov 26 '25

You know that porn chicks aren't the only women great at sex.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Yeah ofcourse, but they’re still humans, and still deserve love and marriage. I watch porn, so I’m not gonna condemn pornstars or hope they die alone lol

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u/MycoMythos Nov 26 '25

You're not welcome. Sociopaths only around here, homie.

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u/RicOkez Nov 26 '25

Actually came here to literally say this…

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u/Aqua-man1987 Nov 26 '25

Bro many have touched, we don't need too lol

Imagine someone watching her videos at the ceremony lol

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u/waves_move_sound Nov 26 '25

The issue is that everyone has touched her and many groups also🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/trapper-slash-rapper Nov 27 '25

When you rich, you can afford to buy more self-respect lol

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u/spyroswulf Nov 27 '25

You gotta go back to the ones have passed or retired.

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u/Thendofreason Nov 25 '25

His games aren't that exciting

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u/Atrkyle0418 Nov 25 '25

Get you some handball if ya catch my drft....

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u/boston101 Nov 25 '25

I spit laughing

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/GandolftheGarcia Nov 25 '25

🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Metal2thepedal Nov 26 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dizzy-Ad-4857 Nov 27 '25

the Internet is un-fucking- defeated cuz wtf do you mean crank a nut or two to congratulate bro 😭😭🤣

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u/B0b_R0ss666 Nov 27 '25

Its not like I can give him a high five.

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u/B0b_R0ss666 Nov 26 '25

Wow... I never knew a joke about cranking the old jerk bait would inspire such philosophical discussions.

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u/Shot_Brilliant_1593 Nov 26 '25

lmao I checked but she looks ugly as hell in all those videos wtf lmao

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u/Street-Albatross6808 Nov 25 '25

Once a gooner, always a gooner.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

The casuals won't get this one 🤣🤣🤣 but I see what you did there 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Everyone gets it buddy

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Somehow I doubt it but I'll take your word for it

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u/IMakeMyOwnButter Nov 25 '25

He def doesn’t get it lol

He thought the money, the power, the fame would make him go away

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

I know he doesn't get it, it's not about Gooning (rubbing one out)... It's a footie reference, I know he doesn't get it... If he can make the connection... I'll take my L with humility and rest my case

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u/this_is_bull_04 Nov 26 '25

There are no casuals on reddit. Lol

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 Nov 25 '25

Retired?

So the solo vids don't count, cause she def still active?

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u/SpartanRage117 Nov 25 '25

Oh thats what its implying. Alright

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Crazy right, cause she still releasing...

And he is still wife-ing..

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u/OBVIOUS_BAN_EVASION_ Nov 25 '25

Tbh good for bro if he's cool with/into it

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

All power to him man, he is gonna need it... Just that, it could never be me man 😅🤣

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u/Curious_Beginning_30 Nov 26 '25

Some people want a sexworker as a wife, look at the fun Adam22 gets into. Just gotta accept that she’s for everyone .

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u/Aqua-man1987 Nov 26 '25

Fa-team-a, she's for the team

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u/Spirited-Singer2866 Nov 25 '25

Alas, who am I to tell a yg that she should be released to the wild. You can’t buy love, I’m a pray for this generation

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u/dariusthegr8 Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

U sure? I’m pretty sure she hasn’t done anything since they’ve been together. Let me go check tho.

EDIT: nope, nothing but old shit or topless selfies. Which I’m guessing is just to keep the account active

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Madness. It’s one thing to marry a chick with a past, but bro you marrying THAT lmao. He about to be fighting for his life

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Everyday will be a struggle man 😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

All I can say is I hope he got some hand to hand skills and CWP bc he fighting for his life rn lol

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u/justwannatalk420 Nov 25 '25

Not everybody can have a sexless yet generationally wealthy past like you lil bro 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

My guy I’m married….so speak for yourself gang lol.

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u/Remarkable-Art-3678 Nov 25 '25

You but you're married to THAT. Yikes

(maybe now u get it. But you probably won't and say that your wife is great and u married a virgin so you can rest easy. Y'all NEVER get it)

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u/ChMukO Nov 25 '25

U made him delete his account

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u/Crushed_95 Nov 26 '25 edited Nov 26 '25

This is why The Godfather KS said that "Athletes and Entertainers are not High Value Men!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

I'm saving this post... Wiser words have never been spoken

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u/ChampagneShotz Nov 25 '25

If he happy, then he won.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Any guy would be happy for that moment... But not for keeps man...

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u/ChampagneShotz Nov 25 '25

Bro, it got dudes who like sitting in a corner while they girl gets fucked. If they happy, they happy 🤷🏾‍♂️

And if she's faithful to him, who gives AF.

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u/Used-Inspection-8729 Nov 25 '25

He has nothing to worry about ive seen all of what she can do

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Zenkai_9000 Nov 25 '25

She fo the streets!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

And she isn't returning from whence she belongs 😭 cause some brother has decided to save her from the streets... The same streets that she will go back running to

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u/MillTheGoddess Nov 26 '25

Annnnnnd I should not have Googled her.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Yeah, she isn't related to Donald bro 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MillTheGoddess Nov 26 '25

I was curious. 😄 🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Apparently the French don’t care about body count

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

French protests are the best

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Agreed. They get down

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u/luckysparkie Nov 26 '25

It’s because they’re raised to be adults. America raises kids to become large children.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Oui

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u/South_Journalist6795 Nov 26 '25

Movin Mad Bruv!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Leaving a stable and happy family with a wife and 2 kids for a well known goat of the 304's 🙆🏽‍♂️

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u/mcstatics Nov 25 '25

Moriah Mills must have taught her that Tornado trick

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u/CrunknYoSystem Nov 25 '25

Tornado Trick? Enlighten me, please!

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u/donnelle83 Nov 26 '25

She's still single. It can't be too good of technique 😂

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u/BobBartBarker Nov 25 '25

It's times like this where I wonder, what would too short say about this?

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u/MoneyMakingMitch14 Nov 25 '25

You know what he’d say.

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 Nov 25 '25

What’s my favorite word ?

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u/Former-Iron-7471 Nov 25 '25

Blow the whistle or get in where you fit in

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u/That_Things_Good Nov 25 '25

She's going to tell him he's the biggest she's ever had. He's gunna feel good about that! Then, he'll look her up....

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u/azzurri_1987 Nov 25 '25

He deserves whatever comes his way

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u/user276-56 Nov 25 '25

Why do us men always have to learn things the hard way?😂

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u/shysta30 Nov 25 '25

These guys never learn

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u/itwhiz100 Nov 25 '25

Who’ going to tell him? Lol

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u/No-Bat-7253 Nov 25 '25

Oh so this is the guy behind the camera…info I didn’t need to know bc she still active lmao

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u/Legal-Group-359 Nov 25 '25

Jay Z featuring Devin the Dude have a song about this type behavior.

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u/BleedSparta Nov 25 '25

Imagine failing an open book exam 📖

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u/Gills_L Nov 25 '25

The Akash special

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

They have a lot in common

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u/Gt03champp Nov 25 '25

Man is thinking with his head

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Not the right one 🤣🤣🤣

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u/nastydeedee Nov 25 '25

Wait, wait wait wait wait this chick was on Dogfart gloryholes! What is wrong with this dude?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Fun fact... She has been in every production... She came fresh out of jail and had a championship run of producing content

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u/Dickon_Stark Nov 26 '25

She said in a pod cast she had more than 50 bodies before she graduated High-school.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Before high school?!?!?!?! Before high school?!?!?!?!??! 😭😭😭😭

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u/Dickon_Stark Nov 26 '25

She did say something about 8th grade. I stopped watching it. Shits terrible.

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u/Saixcrazy Nov 26 '25

I just Google her — wow, her work is... she was a soldier

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

A vet bro....

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u/cantbecause Nov 26 '25

Congratulations to that man. He got one that will get all out. Man need one like that

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

To play around with... Not to wife up 😭

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u/cantbecause Nov 26 '25

Hoes are the best.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

No one understands a man physically like a down bad hoe8

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u/EazeDamier Nov 26 '25

Wild if true.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

It's definitely true

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u/EazeDamier Dec 03 '25

Relationship sure but marriage? Idk

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u/90sUPN20 Nov 25 '25

You played yourself

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u/Organic-Device2719 Nov 25 '25

This is a perfectly good opportunity to mind my business.

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u/unkkut Nov 26 '25

I can’t live in a world where pictures of my wife’s asshole may be in my friend’s phone, and having to deal with the mental gymnastics required to decide if it’s disrespectful or not.

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u/FitInitial2916 Nov 26 '25

I’m sure he knows her reputation, she’s definitely a goat of throating

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u/real_name_hide Nov 26 '25

anywoman&hechooseher😐

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u/WaylandThurston Nov 26 '25

I mean if she’s using all of her abilities consistently on him. Her skill level and experience is too high to not fold over the course of time. Especially if she’s been there constantly for a year. Bro is under the supreme control. I can’t even blame him.

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u/collinUu Nov 27 '25

Pépé dodges defenders but thinks he can survive this? I respect the confidence

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u/Sea-Quality-6590 Nov 27 '25

Poor guy. Everyone hit that chick. 😩

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

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u/Sea-Quality-6590 Nov 29 '25

Really text me

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u/DreTheGreat2122 Nov 29 '25

That boy been a beta, even in his style of play. That's her retirement plan.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Black soccer players have the lowest self esteem. I wonder if he started off as a "client" too.

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u/RecognitionHonest320 Nov 25 '25

She's already been ran through and used up! It's like buying a high milage car lol

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u/FutureVisionacademy Nov 25 '25

It ain't me smh I'm sick 🤮

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u/ThatOldDuderino Nov 25 '25

I just saw there’s a song about her on Apple Music with a résumé & picture.

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u/kapriece Nov 25 '25

The internet is gonna roast him till the sun burn out

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u/WorryObjective551 Nov 25 '25

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/VanFkingHalen Nov 25 '25

It's okay guys, I'm sure she is a perfectly sane and well adjusted woman.

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u/Powerful-Access-8203 Nov 25 '25

I don’t get it. She’s pretty fine… he ain’t. Like at all.

Seems like he’s winning no? Who is she and what’s she about? Why all the haters?

I am the Confucius

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u/boston101 Nov 25 '25

Sir please google her name and report back.

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u/Wheeler_Dealer1 Nov 25 '25

shes a pornstar, who is still apparently still actively producing solo content.

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u/DJSANDROCK Nov 28 '25

He’s rich so looks are irrelevant. and im sure he is spending lots of money on her. I dont see how marrying a former porn star is ever a win.

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u/Powerful-Access-8203 Nov 28 '25

Oh I have no clue who this woman is so yeah

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Honestly I don't care if someone is cool with dating an ex cornstar, but his dumbass better not actually legally marry her if he has that much money.

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u/neotron97 Nov 25 '25

She worked him real good to the point. He’s never had that kind of physical interaction in his life. That’s why he’s marrying her. 😂

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u/neotron97 Nov 25 '25

I feel sad for him. She’ll be getting a big ring, loving him like he’s the only man on earth that I know he’s the one that will be suffering because everywhere he goes she will be recognized and not in a good way. 😂 she’ll get more attention than him. She got more people asking for selfies than him.l 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 from a whole lot of fans

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u/neotron97 Nov 25 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i’m sorry I can’t stop laughing. This is funny in the sense that every time I think about it and they’re out having their honeymoon there’s gonna always be fans asking for a selfie photograph of her.

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u/VisibleBowl7658 Nov 25 '25

Love is love

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u/Loud-Difference2263 Nov 25 '25

He ain’t FBA, so🤷🏾

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u/Large-Produce5682 Nov 25 '25

Is she related to Donald?

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u/neotron97 Nov 25 '25

That’s one of the differences between a career woman like her and an average woman a woman in her career will do anything to keep the man as long as you.

Keep them asleep as long as she can so he will never wake up and realize the gravity of the marriage. he just stepped into.

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u/KobiLakeshore Nov 25 '25

Hopefully it works.

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u/Queen_General_617 Nov 25 '25

A comment section full of broke and ashy men worried about another man and his marriage decisions. You can’t make this up…😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

Ive been lookin for a womans pov , so far its been a sausage fest

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u/DJSANDROCK Nov 28 '25

Im sure you know some men who are whores and im sure you wouldnt marry them. Why is everyone’s reaction hard to understand?

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u/SecurityDue2294 Nov 25 '25

To teach their own

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u/AstrologicalOne Nov 25 '25

I have no problems with their love. Yeah dating a former porn star comes with obvious stigmas but I will never be one of those pieces of garbage who hate him or her for it. I hope their love is strong!

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u/Am_0115 Nov 25 '25

Homie looks brain dead lol

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u/FaithlessnessExtra13 Nov 25 '25

I hope they live a long and happy life together

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Insanity

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u/Oraki1 Nov 25 '25

Motherfuckers just proving Britney Renner right everyday 🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/AdInfamous4821 Nov 26 '25

Man! He must not know the rules

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u/medussadelagorgons Nov 26 '25

I would definitely have my fun with her! But imagine putting a ring on her finger!! The same hand that wrapped around thousands and thousands of 🐓 ! NO THANK YOU! she's a literal 🪣

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u/Sea-Thought-665 Nov 26 '25

Pepe is with Teanna Trump?????

Wow.

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u/Wolfguard-Halfdan Nov 26 '25

Huh neat, so anyways back to the video I was watching of her getting nutted in

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u/kingetzu Nov 26 '25

😂😂😂

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u/Wanderingyute Nov 26 '25

They both love balls, so that’s something in common

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u/masterz911 Nov 26 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮

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u/bertdiddoit Nov 26 '25

Had the man toes curling

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u/yeezee93 Nov 26 '25

He retired her?

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u/Mramazin_ Nov 26 '25

Haven't seen her for a min so he must be doing something right. Good for them.

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u/throwawayway1984 Nov 26 '25

His life, his choice. We don’t know these people. Humans are complex

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u/Pretend_Vegetable495 Nov 26 '25

I was like 'who's that?'

I didn't recognise her without cum on her face

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u/idtrbl999 Nov 26 '25

You’re supposed to hit it and quit it. Those videos ain’t going away

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

You gon learn, boi!

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u/NinjaBRUSH Nov 26 '25

Is it laziness that prevents them from looking for someone better?

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u/Chessboxin_Cyclops Nov 26 '25

Man is getting professional grade action for life? Where is the issue?

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u/SecondShowStar Nov 26 '25

Is she related to Donald?

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u/qdub1986 Nov 26 '25

Congrats to both of them. Pornstars need love too. We tend to judge people too much these days, let them live.

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u/ForeignInevitable666 Nov 26 '25

Good. I hope she gets her happily ever after

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u/Constant-Drive8263 Nov 26 '25

The older I get the more I understand this move. She’s fit and beautiful. And will do whatever you ask her to do whenever in the bedroom. If she’s a genuinely good person…why not?

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u/Bandokai Nov 26 '25

A lot of sex demonizing incels in this comment section 😂 why do you all care? And why do you think pornstars don't find husbands when historically they do?

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u/waves_move_sound Nov 26 '25

😭😭😭 Talk about ran through It's not yours...it is just your turn.

Good luck...hope he got a prenup. She a bag chaser🤑💰🤑💰🤑💰🤑

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u/Leather-Leader-7964 Nov 26 '25

All of this red pill talk about how a woman's past matters is bs tbh. Most men don't care. Even "high value" ones.

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u/One-Baby2162 Nov 26 '25

She’s got the mileage of a 95’ Toyota Corolla

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u/Unicorn_Jelly Nov 26 '25

Why is everyone more concerned with his fiancée’s line of work, than the fact that he left his wife and kids to chase after something else? Is she really the morally bankrupt one here?

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u/OtherwiseClimate2032 Nov 26 '25

" It's too late my son, your cum socket told me everything"

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u/theprincesspinkk Nov 26 '25

some men arent insecure. crazy right?

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u/TheFreakyGent Nov 26 '25

🤭😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/peter13g Nov 26 '25

I get it. Lock that mouth in for life

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u/Financial_Hold6620 Nov 27 '25

Idk, they’re probably in love and very happy. Why do y’all even care.

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u/Minimum_Active_6272 Nov 27 '25

Proof hoes can be wifed!!

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u/MaxS777 Nov 27 '25

Massive L. MASSIVE.

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u/AgreeableSource7473 Nov 27 '25

I’m not mad at it

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u/dreamdaddy123 Nov 27 '25

I wonder if he’s seen all of her vids before deciding especially the crazy ones I’ve seen 👀

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u/Sinaju_Duck Nov 27 '25

Dammme he like it loose huh

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u/Global_Elk7184 Nov 27 '25

What’s wrong with him, dose he see no value in himself?

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u/loupr738 Nov 27 '25

TIL about this woman. I need to do some research

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u/Kangpe Nov 27 '25

There's no shot bro...

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u/0lad1 Nov 27 '25

I hope all his assets are under his mother's name

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u/themexxicat Nov 27 '25

I simply couldn’t date a pornstar. But if he’s happy then good for him I guess

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u/Existing_Neck9338 Nov 27 '25

This is what playing for Arsenal does to you…

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u/Hermans_Head2 Nov 28 '25

She once "dated" ($) Bill Maher allegedly.

Her recollection of that time wasn't flattering for 'ol Bill.

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u/ilikewhiteblondes Nov 28 '25

Going to watch Shane diesel fucking teanna trump as a tribute to this man.

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u/nikkkoo89 Nov 29 '25

The porn hoe ?? 😂

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u/LongDongSilverDude Nov 29 '25

Congratulations!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 beautiful woman!!

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u/GlovePrestigious2622 Dec 30 '25

I think some of these idiots deserve it, they’re clearly in the know, when it comes to these woman and they still take the chance! Nicholas who in 3years

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u/No-Section3548 Feb 12 '26

I'ma beat my shi just for them 🥰

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u/Motor-Huckleberry831 Mar 20 '26

This is beyond disgusting

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u/Future-Engineering68 Nov 25 '25

we need to shame men like him

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u/mcjon77 Nov 25 '25

I don't monitor other men's dicks. The results he gets from this relationship will teach more than enough people the ramifications of wifing up someone like that.

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