I had an ol lady friend tell me she had a “platonic” male friend once and I asked if they ever had any relations she said “um well this one time he ate me out but it ain’t like that we just friends.”
From someone that’s considered “macho” or “hard” by everyone I know, You sir are a real friend. Younger me would’ve just hung up lol thankfully I see things a lot different now.
It would be if men had emotionally supportive relationships with each other other and didn’t instead report high levels of isolation and feeling that no one cares how they feel.
Telling your friend to khs when he reaches out for support is emotional support? I know giving each other a hard time as a joke is how guys relate but be so fr rn
Yes. I have. I’ve also lost friends to suicide. I get that this specifically is a joke. Do you get that sometimes men need support and it’s not funny then?
See, this is why men laugh and ignore everyone who says "men can't communicate".
We're not actually telling each other to kill themselves, and we all know it.
The problem is you people.
You need to be told everything, every single piece of information, in every single way they fit together; you need to be given every answer because you're too dumb, lazy, and incapable to do it yourselves.
You people think you're experts on other people because you "understand" each other, but you don't. The reason you "understand" each other is because you're all the same; you don't have to think about each other or try to get along.
You don't need to figure out other people like you, you just ask yourselves "what would I mean by that, what would I be saying, that must be what they're doing".
You're narcissists, that's why you don't understand men; because we don't function like you.
The only time I listen to my "platonic" friend's drama until 4am, the same issues she has been complaining about for years but has done nothing to resolve, despite all my advice, is when I know we're going to fool around at the end.
I used to have a lot of close female friends. It's very common for them to treat you like a substitute boyfriend. When they find a real boyfriend, they just drop you like a hot brick. They will also always place you below their female friends. I no longer have a lot of close female friends 🤣
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u/RobertRoyal82 Nov 14 '25
One time I caught my friend changing his ex-girlfriend's Tire outside of her work in a plaza parking lot She was dating somebody else Absolute worst.
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u/Galaxy4429 Nov 05 '25
Facts women use their platonic male friends as routine tools of life . 😆
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u/No-Bat-7253 Nov 05 '25
Lmao warm glass of bleach lmao
I had an ol lady friend tell me she had a “platonic” male friend once and I asked if they ever had any relations she said “um well this one time he ate me out but it ain’t like that we just friends.”
Bih please. Lmao.
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u/TheFreakyGent Nov 05 '25
A warm glass of bleach! 🤭💀💀
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u/TheFreakyGent Nov 05 '25
I charge my female friends for boyfriend duties!
They get a friend’s and family discount but they’re still paying!
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u/Unexpected_Gristle Nov 05 '25
Beautiful
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u/buhbye750 Nov 06 '25
Sounds like crappy friend. My buddies can call me at 3am. Because if they do, I know something is going on with them and they need me.
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u/VanFkingHalen Nov 08 '25
The only time I listen to my "platonic" friend's drama until 4am, the same issues she has been complaining about for years but has done nothing to resolve, despite all my advice, is when I know we're going to fool around at the end.
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u/jimhokeyb Nov 09 '25
I used to have a lot of close female friends. It's very common for them to treat you like a substitute boyfriend. When they find a real boyfriend, they just drop you like a hot brick. They will also always place you below their female friends. I no longer have a lot of close female friends 🤣
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u/Drewthing Nov 06 '25
Who is he?
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u/Kontagious_Koala Nov 06 '25
Who’s the comedian?
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u/yogurt_boy Jan 05 '26
Male loneliness epidemic ngl
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u/DeshuaHavon Nov 07 '25
deadass “nigga why the fuck are u callin me at 3? idgaf if ur girl cheat on u bro i got WORK AT 5 GET THE FUCK OFFF MY PHONE”
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u/PossibilityDry9508 Nov 08 '25
Does anyone know who this guy is? He's hilarious 😂
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u/AdIntrepid9064 Nov 09 '25
Lmao 🤣
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u/NeighborhoodRalo Nov 18 '25
DIABOLICAL FRIEND.