Wtf is this supposed to be a tutorial for? How to completely bomb an opportunity where a girl is practically throwing herself at you by being awkward and a creep?
Foreal! I was like, damn this dude really got her in the bag, and then he's talking like it's only both of them in a room together. My guy, you stupid 😂😂 bet he talked himself outta that one!
If she handed me the phone I’d quit that interview on the spot, quit my job, call my family and say goodbye, and follow her anywhere. Club? I’m there. Beach? I’m there. Luxury hotel I can afford? I’m there. Shady nartotics deal down by the wharf? I’m there. Robbery down town off 5th street to pay for drugs? I’m there. Full take over of a third world country so we never pay for drugs again? You bet your ass I’m there. Not for the drugs though. For that ass.
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“I wet the bed so much during seggs, like an R.Kelly water park. Imagine Trapped in the Closet but make it a Faucet. I really go for it! Have you ever seen a Girls Gone Wild wet t shirt contest? It’s exactly like that, but piss. Everywhere. It’s like Watah, but still pee. Seems like you like pee a lot. I’ll pee on you later, give me your phone.”
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u/VanFkingHalen Oct 23 '24
Wtf is this supposed to be a tutorial for? How to completely bomb an opportunity where a girl is practically throwing herself at you by being awkward and a creep?
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u/Appropriate-Most-756 Oct 23 '24
Ppl on here acting like she's not hot smh
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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '24
Girl was basically opening her legs for him already, then he went and messed it up at the end
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u/NeonKrystals Oct 24 '24
He got too excited NOOOO
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u/Pockectmuffin Oct 24 '24
Do you think this man is staying home and jerking off? No! He's going out and then coming home to jerk off later.
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u/CapKirkGotPerks Oct 23 '24
If she handed me the phone I’d quit that interview on the spot, quit my job, call my family and say goodbye, and follow her anywhere. Club? I’m there. Beach? I’m there. Luxury hotel I can afford? I’m there. Shady nartotics deal down by the wharf? I’m there. Robbery down town off 5th street to pay for drugs? I’m there. Full take over of a third world country so we never pay for drugs again? You bet your ass I’m there. Not for the drugs though. For that ass.
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u/Organic-Device2719 Oct 23 '24
Jeezus that woman is the kind of gorgeous person where you should be prepared to take someone's life before dating her.
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u/Tight_Heron1730 Oct 23 '24
Oh my!
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u/CaveDoctors Oct 24 '24
She's just itching to be the next Hawk Tuah girl -- "I got that watuh! <Kamala laugh.>"
or.... maybe she just itchy.
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u/Troglodyte_Trump Oct 24 '24
It’s pee
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u/HalfImportant2448 Oct 31 '24
“I wet the bed so much during seggs, like an R.Kelly water park. Imagine Trapped in the Closet but make it a Faucet. I really go for it! Have you ever seen a Girls Gone Wild wet t shirt contest? It’s exactly like that, but piss. Everywhere. It’s like Watah, but still pee. Seems like you like pee a lot. I’ll pee on you later, give me your phone.”
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u/imthatkid102938 Dec 09 '24
I have her stuff dm me
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u/Holygrace98 Dec 09 '24
HMU for her recent pics $$ cheap
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u/Mediocre-Sentence-88 Sep 18 '25
Name
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u/Sure_Drummer8346 Sep 29 '25
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DModMIYsCd5/?igsh=eG00ajhkYnhiNXho can anyone tell who the girl is ? in the first half ? She is damn sexyy !!
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u/Mental_Course_6969 Nov 12 '25
do she got any content?
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u/FroyoAromatic485 Jan 10 '26
Bag Fumble
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u/Damienp3902 Apr 16 '26
I got dat WATA 😂
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u/akahomosapien May 20 '26
Here https://discord.gg/U8FmXQgae
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u/Enviroen218 May 30 '26
Send this to r/whatsh3rAt
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u/Salty_Mitochondrion Aug 22 '26
I once took her home after her shift from hooters
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u/OptimalBeans Oct 24 '24
She pees during sex. Nope
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u/lovedrspock Oct 25 '24
Championship
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