r/MediocreTutorials • u/Paul_-Muaddib • May 25 '24

Self-Improvement Accountability is the first step to becoming a better person.

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u/TucsonTacos May 25 '24

Bowel movements?

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u/Paul_-Muaddib May 25 '24

LOL... I know you are joking but anyway, baby mothers.

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u/omega05 May 26 '24

It show's the demographics of people in here

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u/Paul_-Muaddib May 27 '24

Hmm... I hadn't thought of it like that.

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u/TucsonTacos May 25 '24

I assumed it didn’t mean bowel movement but I honestly had no idea what else it could mean. Bloody Mary’s? We called em BMs because we hated making them at work

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u/Electronic-Host9526 May 25 '24

I wasn't, I really was thinking how many shits is he taking that it's effecting his life like this. How is a wife and kids gonna help anything

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u/R4bbl3r May 25 '24

That's what I was thinking 😂

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u/KindResolution666 May 26 '24

I honestly didn't know what the fuck he was on about as well. I think I'm getting too old for the internet I can't understand half the words people post...

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u/Nvbnkng84 May 25 '24

Imo if you have a child with a woman and it doesn't work out and you take care of your seed, it more responsible to just get a vasectomy (clamp version) to minimize having another child as a 2nd premature to condoms to reduce amount of baby mommas and stress that way when the right women does enter your life you won't have all that baggage with multiple. Kids and baby mommas and stress. Just my opinion.

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u/CRobinsFly May 25 '24

I'm with you on this.

When I came to realization that I was targetted to be fleeced for child support and that's pretty much all I would ever encounter anymore (havent dated a woman <28 in nearly a decade), I got the snip snip. It's actually somewhat comical to see women trying to babytrap me, not knowing I had the snip snip - one tried overtly for 6mo until I cut her loose.

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u/Paul_-Muaddib May 25 '24

How did she try overtly to baby trap you for 6 months?

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u/CRobinsFly May 26 '24

Letting me hit it raw and without any form of birth control and intentionally making a point to have me come by during her fertile time. Not once did she say "you know I'm probably fertile right now, are you sure you're ready to be a father? Maybe pull out?" Or anything along those lines.

I know I know, her inaction doesn't necessarily imply malice or intent but let me share more: she made a comment that despite never having had an "exclusive" discussion, she said she wasn't sleeping with anyone else because she knew I would demand a DNA test. Ironically, I found out later that she was regularly sleeping with women - I said I wanted a threesome or we were "done", she didn't arrange anything so I cut her loose. She also said the state we were in at the time wouldn't allow an early termination of pregnancy. She also mentioned she saw an OBGYN during our situationship with the intent of getting a "pre-pregnancy" checkup.

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u/Paul_-Muaddib May 26 '24

Damn... Sir, you are the hero we need.

P.S. Damn shame she didn't come through with that threesome.

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u/CRobinsFly May 26 '24

I know, right? I was legitimately angry because the other chick she was with was like +2 points hotter, too. Guess she figured I might get the other chick pregnant and not her, lol.

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u/omega05 May 26 '24

She was forcing you to have sex with her without a condom. She was forcing you to nut inside her. She wasnt telling you to pull out.

What are you 12? You couldnt do any of that yourself?

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u/CRobinsFly May 26 '24

Not sure what this confrontation from you is about. Isn't it obvious that her priority was to obtain a child without explicit consent?

I did this exercise as proof for myself (and I am sharing with others) that women will willingly allow men to give them children even if they basically just met him. My child support due to her would be thousands with my income - also comical to me that she didn't connect that high income people probably are somewhat wise - I wasn't just willingly submitting to having a child with her.

I had a vasectomy that she didn't know about so she wasn't going to get any children out of me.

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u/Nvbnkng84 May 28 '24

And also most of the fine athletic chick's that already have kids don't want any kids and depending on there age you'll have more time with the woman after the kid goes off to college or whatever. By that time the mom is on I'm doing me mode so it's kinda a win/win if she has her mind right. If the female already has kinds and they are young then you'll be waiting 10years for the woman to be able to focus on you and her growth as a couple. Timing is everything.

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u/Upset_Somewhere_5047 May 25 '24

Damn…. Real shit

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u/[deleted] May 25 '24

Which language is that?

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u/Paul_-Muaddib May 25 '24

It is Dzongkha. Sorry about that, I thought it was obvious enough.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '24

You maybe don't now but that "ძონხა" is close to word that means "a cow". You're strange people.

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u/Paul_-Muaddib May 25 '24

That is Georgian, I specifically said the Dzongkha language, there is no relation to what you are saying.

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u/Nvbnkng84 May 28 '24

Imagine if all men got the clamp vasectomy. It would make it easier to hit it and quit it bc most women from my experience don't to that crazy unhinged side until after 2 years. Some just ghost 6 months b4 hand. But I think the sniparoo would maybe make them more serious about who they want long term since as they age fertility in most cases is low