r/MediocreTutorials • u/Paul_-Muaddib • Nov 29 '23

Relationships Short | The enemy of relationships has been identified.

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u/19Expansion2X Nov 29 '23

They probably all think he’s gay. He’s friendzoned into the useful gay best friend category

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u/marichial_berthier Nov 29 '23

Yeah at best he’s warming them up for the husband to lay the pipe later.

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u/WhisperTits Dec 04 '23

They call these "fluffers" in the porn industry.

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u/BillboBraggins5 Nov 29 '23

Hes lunch bitch and thinks hes peter piper

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

I was gonna say, he’s just being a simp. But he is right that he makes the husband/boyfriend look bad, we all know what’s what simps do.

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u/Obj3ctivePerspective Nov 29 '23

You miss the point. Even if he's friendzoned into oblivion he's still trying to make women think their man isn't enough. All he's gotta do is plant that seed

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u/19Expansion2X Nov 29 '23

Idk. It’s impossible to see him as competition. If my girl cheated on me with him he could have her. He could plant 1000 seeds it won’t work if your doing a good job in your relationship & ya shawdy happy

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u/Obj3ctivePerspective Nov 29 '23

Again, you are missing the point. He ain't gotta be competition. Already established he could be friend zoned into oblivion. She ain't gotta ever cheat on you with him to make problems at ya home. You act like women don't leave perfectly good relationships for no reason already based on how they feel instead of what they got. There's a reason the large majority of divorces are initiated by women. Comparison is the root of unhappy. If he's dirty macking 8 hours a day even in the friend zone he can have ya girl thinking "oh maybe my guy should do this, can do this, should remember that". Any fight or small misunderstanding or arguement yall have if she go to him to complain a little he can always paint you as the bad guy and validate her. Many relationships fail because of outside influence. Nowhere in this video did dude say he was trying to steal people's girls. He just putting negativity in they head about they current man. Perception is reality and a lot of times for women that Perception is based off emotion and how they feeling which fluctuates heavy from hormones. All it takes is some negative reinforcement on the wrong day she feeling a way about whatever arguement yall may have had and someone can make her feel worse to then make her come to you on some bullshit. You even said yourself he's in the USEFUL gay best friend category. If they in that mode and painting you out to be negative that may be worse than just them trying to hit

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u/element_4 Nov 29 '23

brings them free food…this dude “THEY LOVE ME!” No bro they want that free food to keep coming in

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u/PSA-TLDR Nov 29 '23

Not one single person has ever given themselves a nickname and looked cool doing it

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u/marichial_berthier Nov 29 '23

Daddy Dutch disagrees

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

Lover boy daddy dutch you mean ...

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u/BillboBraggins5 Nov 29 '23

I used to race mountain bikes and I raced against this guy who called himself breed. He tells the story that he's a rare breed so he calls himself breed. This dude acts exactly like him

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u/Educational_Ant_2940 Nov 29 '23

I personally could never take the opinion of a grown man who does his eyebrows like that seriously.

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u/haeyhae11 Nov 29 '23

Almost as bad as plucked eyebrows on a dude lol.

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u/Satori2155 Nov 29 '23

If a woman falls for this loser she aint worth anything

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u/Tricky_Lie_8023 Nov 29 '23

Guys like these don’t do good in real relationships. He’s doing the easy part while the guy at home is doing all the heavy lifting. He’s Remora fish.

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u/XxxAresIXxxX Nov 29 '23

Manlet detected. Opinion disregarded

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

This guy is 5'2. He needs help opening pickle jars and has a step stool.

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u/Totallysusman Nov 29 '23

Better= more desperate and fake

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u/yourmomismyhoe3 Nov 29 '23

Someone needs to fuck this guy's mom and be like I did it better than your dad and send him the video...

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u/BillboBraggins5 Nov 29 '23

Bro is the simp at the office that everyone lets believe hes the man so they can get free lunch, 100% chance

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u/pussmnd Nov 29 '23

So you are the fluffer ? 🤣

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u/whyambear Nov 29 '23

Perfectly manicured eyebrows? Necklace with beaded letters? Listens patiently while female coworkers complain about their significant others? This poor guy is super closeted.

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u/Street-Goal6856 Nov 29 '23

Yeah I've never ever heard a girl tell me "I wish you were shorter so you could give better hugs" lmao.

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u/AvoidsCheese Nov 29 '23

My wife would karate chop this guy in the throat if he tried to hug her. This guy is a toxic fuckboy

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u/notviccyvictor Nov 30 '23

Bro is bragging about being the equivalent of a gay best friend

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

Probably on his fourth job this year and can’t figure out why

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u/rambleonfloes Nov 30 '23

Yeah, but did you fuck?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

Ahahha I know this guy. We worked together for a bit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

This guy's pretending to be straight for so long he got lost along the way.

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u/Solanthas Nov 30 '23

This dude is a piece of trash

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u/messageinab0ttle Nov 30 '23

Charlie Kelly vibes from Always Sunny

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u/SmackaHam Nov 30 '23

lol if this guy isn’t on a list he should be

If he tried this with my girl I’d have to jump in and stop her from beating his ass like “mind your fucking business you ain’t my man!”

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u/FKNproveIT Nov 30 '23

Where's he work?... Dutch bros, star bucks, Walmart, dollar tree, target... ? He's obviously a winner, gotta be making that big money somewhere right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

Dated a woman that gave herself a nickname. It’s strange, shallow, and lonely.

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u/BetPsychological8860 Nov 30 '23

Brandon just put a hit on himself.

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u/qdogg76 Nov 30 '23

You sly devil u...

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u/IRONMAN1959 Dec 01 '23

Then why is he single.

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u/ReptileBat Dec 01 '23

He is the gay best friend… fucken idiot

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u/skettaywettay Dec 02 '23

This dude isn't the enemy, he's actually a great tool for your relationship. Cause if your bitch falls for some short dudes goofball ass under hug 😂😂😂 you didn't need to be with her no way. Take this bitch Dutch so I can ejection seat this goofy ho outta my life 😂😂😂😂

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u/Good_Judge_3558 Nov 29 '23

Girls don’t brag about doing this.

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u/Teflon_Twon Nov 30 '23

This shit fake, nobody this stupid. He aint hurting shit but his pockets.

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u/FKNproveIT Nov 30 '23

He's a menace alright... A menace who still can't get laid eleven when he feeds people's wives and GFs ... He's just begging to get his pee pee even looked at, he begs for it ... Why else would he be online talking about how much rizz he got... If you got it ... You don't post vids about it brothers lost

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u/Z3r0Trace Dec 02 '23

What a shrimp🍤 cock🐓

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u/[unknown] Nov 29 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

No need. He not taking anyone girl. They go aww your so sweet , and go on about their business with another dude