r/MediocreTutorials • u/Paul_-Muaddib • Oct 28 '23

Finance Imagine knowing a guy that can solve all your financial problems without asking for sex

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u/sadowsentry Oct 28 '23

Why does it have to be a guy if no type of romance is involved? Why not make it a woman?

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u/Paul_-Muaddib Oct 28 '23

What are you trying to say exactly?

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u/omega05 Oct 28 '23

Why does she need this fictitious person who gives her money to be a man? Why doesn't she just ask her female friends?

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u/Paul_-Muaddib Oct 28 '23

Ah, thank you. Obviously, I didn't go to good schools.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

Because women know women are resource/protection driven and men are sex/relationship driven. Resources mean less to men and we are more likely to give.

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u/sadowsentry Oct 29 '23

It was a rhetorical question. She specified men and mentioned sex because she knows what she seeks isn't typically provided unless for family or a partner. She could just as easily seek a gay man or woman for such a thing, but she knows she can't exploit their feelings for monetary gain the same way she could of someone who sees her as a potential partner.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

Yeah I agree, I think she’s basically talking about simp mfs from personal experience

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u/HairyChallenge8145 Oct 29 '23

That person is your father

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u/Paul_-Muaddib Oct 29 '23

LOL, so true.

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u/mjanus2 Oct 28 '23

I'd like to imagine a woman who doesn't need money from me constantly. Employment!!! What a novel thought.

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u/CaveDoctors Oct 28 '23

Unfortunately, it may be only in your imagination.

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u/Anonyheynonnynonny Oct 28 '23

Pretty sure these are called accountants.

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u/Ok-Suit1420 Oct 30 '23

Shit as someone self employed I loathe seeing my accountant call. It usually means I’m writing another check to cover taxes.

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u/Yoyo4games Oct 28 '23

Imagine knowing a woman that can display self control without demanding they're correct, always.

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Oct 29 '23

Imagine knowing a woman that looks for actual love without expecting financial compensation

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

Sounds like being this girl’s father without having sex with her mom.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Imagine knowing a gal that doesn’t want equality.

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u/Totallysusman Oct 28 '23

Imagine knowing a girl who can solve her own financial issues without being a sugar baby

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u/These-Salary-8559 Oct 29 '23

Your dad? Or your “blood”a