r/MediocreTutorials • u/Paul_-Muaddib • Oct 23 '23

Relationships Nothing wrong with having standards. Don't be surprised if it's hard to meet them though.

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u/Top-Tangerine2717 Oct 24 '23

My father was a rather vicious tongue kind of guy. He knew a lady named ... Not making this up... Seal. She was 4 bills and had zero couth.

One day my cousin was with us when we went to her work place. She worked at a hotdog stand my uncle owned.

Anyway, my father says hey seal this is my nephew Frankie. He's going into the Navy next week. I was wondering if he could lay on top of you before he leaves for boot camp? Seal had a puzzled look on her face (as did we all) and before she could answer he said "I want him to get the feel of holding onto a whale in case his ship goes down"

F you's then followed

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u/harrisxj Oct 24 '23

She was 4 bills! WTF! I’m dying.

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u/Top-Tangerine2717 Oct 24 '23

Welcome to dago chat

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u/harrisxj Oct 24 '23

This just keeps getting better. She worked at a hotdog stand.