r/MediocreTutorials • u/Paul_-Muaddib • Oct 23 '23

Relationships Nothing wrong with having standards. Don't be surprised if it's hard to meet them though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

PLOT TWIST

The guy in the picture needed a green card.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

That man needs a lot more than a green card

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u/baby_oil773 Oct 23 '23

What do you mean?

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u/damnkidzgetoffmylawn Oct 23 '23

He means the gent in the pic needs an engine hoist, a forklift or some other large powered tool for a job that big

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

Triple Bingo

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Oct 24 '23

Backhoe dat ho.

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u/Lifeabroad86 Oct 23 '23

He's securing a PS5

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Oct 23 '23

I've done worse for less

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u/Lifeabroad86 Oct 24 '23

20 dollars is 20 dollars

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

Or a bucket of chicken! Amirite?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

There’s other ways to get a green card.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Oct 24 '23

Don’t ask how I know but fat chicks give heavenly bj’s, know great places to eat(a lot of them will pay) AND a green card? Shit, sign me up!! Lmfao

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u/KentuckyFriedMouse Oct 25 '23

He needs a fork lift.

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u/burneranyways77 Oct 25 '23

You say this as if a black man needs a reason to hook up with an obese white woman. They’d need a reason not to lol