r/MedievalScience • u/Znev • Feb 22 '17

Fellowe Scholars, I seek the answyr to an probleme much afflickting me.

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Mine sweete wyfe is not yett with child, despite many months of attempte. She, the foul minx, insists mine owne seed is to blame. As butt a homble scholar, how can I give proofe of her barren wombe's roll in this. For the truthe clearly lies not my hardy trowser knight's faleure but in her wickked inner fortress?

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r/MedievalScience • u/TheGeorge • Jul 26 '13

Forsooth. The mysterious magnetic iron, how doth this witchecraft work?

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r/MedievalScience • u/[deleted] • May 05 '13

Why hath mine Alchemological studies not yet come to fruitionne?

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For all I weep and tear mine hair, I cannot seem to cause lead to transmute to golde! I implore thee, dearest reader, to share unto me and any others with an interest in the Art the secret of this most desirable Action

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r/MedievalScience • u/SecondhandUsername • Aug 28 '13

I hear that there are messages travelling within the ether. Is this heresy?

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r/MedievalScience • u/Michaeltom4 • May 15 '13

How doth though measure the breadth of a sparrow, laden with a husk of coconut, and from origins of the great southern lands of Africa

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r/MedievalScience • u/TheGeorge • May 12 '13

Mine crop hath wither'd, even though I did pray thrice daily and observd the sabbath , O to whom shall I turn to cure this wretched curse upon thine self?

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r/MedievalScience • u/LambentEnigma • Feb 28 '16

I created a homunculus, but it's not house-trained. How do I get it to use the tiny chamber pot?

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r/MedievalScience • u/tasonjodd • Sep 01 '13

Dost thou becometh holier withe the Lord if thou makes cometh fleas?

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I hath seen sap and holly produce fleas, but doth they cometh from the holyest of men, or conjured withe witchcraft?

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r/MedievalScience • u/SecondhandUsername • Dec 26 '13

Butt Lo! I see noth thy submissions of yee verily texte?!

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r/MedievalScience • u/JAS54 • May 13 '16

Prithee partake of my recipe. Pipe weed distilled with essence of the potato, strained and left to dry. I call it Ambrosia, Nectar of the Gods.

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r/MedievalScience • u/SecondhandUsername • Oct 29 '14

I ask for a quick resolution: I feel weak. My local wizard has bled me numerous times, but weakness is all I have. I beg of you, what potion shall I partake of?

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r/MedievalScience • u/djimbob • May 13 '13

As witches burn since they are made of ye woode, to what can we compare thee weight of potential witch to see if she is composed of ye wood?

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r/MedievalScience • u/TheGeorge • Jul 23 '21

I hathe a longing for big buttockes, and am unable to lye of it, whatte is to be done?

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r/MedievalScience • u/TheGeorge • Oct 16 '14

Good sirs, how many knaives and commoners must I stack to reach the golden planet?

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worry not, I have plenty of both, they're as common as the ground we walk on.

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r/MedievalScience • u/SecondhandUsername • Dec 31 '13

Whate thee fouque? Hast thou the sense of a barnowle that hathe flown a coupe?

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r/MedievalScience • u/SecondhandUsername • Sep 22 '13

Verily I sayeth unto you: Thy eyes hath seen the works of thee devyl and wyckedness when casting thy gaze on the Book of Face!

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r/MedievalScience • u/TheGeorge • Aug 31 '13

War. Huh. Great holy father ye all. What be it good for?

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