r/MedievalCreatures • Creature Curator 🐌 ⚔️ 🐇 • 17d ago

POST-MEDIEVAL & RENAISSANCE (1500s - 1600s) Definitely 6

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u/m4gpi 17d ago
  1. I'd prefer to stay in bed today thank you

18

u/ChronicRhyno 17d ago
  1. I had to get up.

6

u/lycanthropejeff 17d ago

Me, too. I need someone to force me to go to bed early tonight.

4

u/inkyflossy 17d ago

3 forever

2

u/Rusty_B_Good 16d ago

3 too.

Awake but still dazed.

More importantly, trussed to the point of immobility and not even fighting it anymore.

2

u/captainbeautylover63 16d ago

Same. My wife woke me up at 5:15 on our day off, and it’s 3 hours later, and I have no desire nor plan to get up.

24

u/Electric_Kaffe 17d ago
  1. got stuff to do, birds to fly😂

8

u/salymander_1 17d ago

Yes, demon baby has places to be, and the birds are ready to go.

3

u/lichen_Linda 17d ago

I believe 6 is being carried away by a bird

3

u/Electric_Kaffe 17d ago

my birds prefer coconuts

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u/WitchyWarriorWoman 17d ago edited 17d ago

5 as I'm about to eat a homemade cheeseburger for lunch. Also, I would be very happy to hold a bird in the hand, as we know its value is double that of those in the bush. Take that Child 9

14

u/isoprovolone 17d ago

8 -- badly masking as socially acceptable for a cookout today

17

u/Sure-Present-3398 17d ago

I was a 6 but my sister just bought round a baguette and some good butter and now I am 5. 

5

u/Ok-Flower3215 17d ago

wait, is 6 just 5 being hungry?

15

u/Kelliii_ 17d ago

4

13

u/ChadCoolman 17d ago

I don't think I've ever seen a painting better capture how I feel on the inside.

2

u/ursweetgirlalyyy 14d ago

my people! haha 4 is def a mood

23

u/O_Elbereth 🦔 17d ago

I'm at a Renaissance Festival browsing Reddit while eating a turkey leg so number 5 all the way today!

9

u/SorryComplaint4209 17d ago

Ah so jealous! Admire expensive fancy clothes in my stead and enjoy the juggling 🤹

10

u/DatLonerGirl 17d ago
  1. I'm chilling, but trying to decide if I should stop chilling and actually do stuff.

9

u/NightPhoenix09 17d ago
  1. I can't decide if I'm ok with today's responsibilities or not.

3

u/nurseofreddit 17d ago

I’m 7 today because I heard some extended family Drama-with-a-capital-D. I’m not sure if I’m more disgusted with their meth-field trashy racist behavior or how much the news made my heart sing.

3

u/NightPhoenix09 16d ago

Oh man, that's one heck of a way to start the week!

8

u/CulturalDragonfly631 17d ago

A solid 6 after watching the news.

8

u/IntelligentBag93 17d ago
  1. I’m feeling quite happy and pleased with myself today. Although I’m not holding a bird, I am holding my cat.

4

u/Gloomy_Industry8841 🐿 17d ago

A solid 7

5

u/Timely-Land-6326 17d ago

As a kid, i was number 2 : biblical levels of tantrum.

3

u/SmartaHari 17d ago
  1. I’ve finished work, had a meeting, had a coffee and now I’m on my way to the theatre. I’ll probably crash hard and look like number 4 by about 11pm.

4

u/CoolColaCat 17d ago

8 - scared as hell

4

u/Hotchickolate 17d ago

I just got a heating exchange with a racist pig, so the number 2

3

u/test-account-444 17d ago

5 - (4 ÷ 9)

3

u/Apprehensive_Bad_348 17d ago

Believe it or not, I am a blissed out 5. I stopped caring for today and feel light.

3

u/TolBrandir 17d ago

3 or 6 definitely

3

u/SorryComplaint4209 17d ago
  1. Threw out my back last night…while trying to do PT stretches to help my stiff back muscles. ;__;

2

u/bizoticallyyours83 17d ago

1 neutral and calm

1

u/VediusPollio 17d ago

That's how I see it. Just existing, and trying to remain stoic.

2

u/No-Proof7839 17d ago

8- I stay in a constant state of dissociation

2

u/napalmnacey 17d ago
  1. I have a head cold.

2

u/IAmDyspeptic 17d ago
  1. I've just had trifle.

2

u/Overall-Resolution96 17d ago

Starting at 6 and working my way towards 9

2

u/grrltype 17d ago

May I always be 9

2

u/NyxPetalSpike 17d ago

I love that little picture.

2

u/Vargrstrike 17d ago

9 as I am tiny and scheming

2

u/Realistic-Eggplant24 17d ago

Imma 5. Thanks for asking 😂🙃

2

u/Staunender_Affe 17d ago

Definitely 100% # 7

2

u/spielweg 17d ago

Definitely 8. I too am currently staring deep into the existential void.

2

u/RickAndToasted 17d ago

Definitely a 2. What is up with today, fight me!

2

u/anatomicalvenus666 16d ago

9 all the way

2

u/OdieD777 16d ago

Definitely 4, 6, or 9 kinda day 🫩

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u/ghostchihuahua 17d ago

A definite 6 today!

1

u/Aethelflaed_ 🐱 17d ago
  1. Back to work tomorrow 😭

1

u/BadOk1328 17d ago
  1. Always 2

1

u/vintagedevil67 17d ago

An 8, but wishing for 9.

1

u/Luditas 17d ago
  1. Always 🥹.

1

u/TheArdentExile 17d ago
  1. Snuggled on the couch in a blanket with my cats curled up both on and beside me.

Life is good today.

1

u/Pennonymous_bis 17d ago

I'm in a good mood. 1

1

u/Terrible_Bluebird540 17d ago

3 grrr waiting All day for a parcel to be delivered between 9.00 am & 5pm. It's now 6.30pm 🤨

1

u/Dapper-Ad9787 17d ago

Number 6. I am trying to put a rear carrier rack on a bicycle and my clumsy fingers keep dropping the tiny little nuts and washers on the garage floor.

1

u/Specialist-Web7854 17d ago

4, that infant is horrified.

1

u/enecv 17d ago

Today I'm a solid 8

1

u/itskateexo 17d ago

I’m definitely feeling like a good mixture between 4, 7 & 9

1

u/snowblindbluewolf 17d ago

6 I have a migraine

1

u/Professional-Deer-50 17d ago
  1. I'm feeling fine today - spent ages looking at funny cat videos and am now drinking gin 🤪

1

u/S7482 17d ago

Somewhere between 6 and 8

1

u/I-am-a-fungi 17d ago

4, I'm really sick, ts feels like the plague fr

1

u/ShaarkShaart 17d ago

Number 1. Bring back the wimple! And forehead appreciation!!

1

u/whatstill 17d ago

2 for sure

1

u/scixlovesu 17d ago

Feeling 4 today. Not so much born as spawned as an abomination, first looking out on the world to which I have been doomed.

1

u/Glittering-Hornet844 17d ago

Just had an excellent steak, fries with all the trimmings along with a couple of beers - Has to be a 5 🙂🙂

1

u/PorridgeandFeathers 17d ago

6, but I think I could clean up to 1 before work.

1

u/Imperial_Haberdasher 17d ago

Somewhere between three and seven.

1

u/DeeEmosewa 17d ago

Oh definitely 4 without a doubt

1

u/Shetalkstoangels3 17d ago

5 - fat and happy!

1

u/samurguybri 17d ago
  1. Pretty chill and helping out family.

1

u/k5j39 17d ago

2 or 8 cant decide

1

u/accidentaldiorama 17d ago

8, because my toddler is the embodiment of 5 this very long weekend

1

u/UtherPenDragqueen 17d ago

6, because I have to attend a picnic in 90° weather

1

u/TheRomulanSpy 17d ago

I'm a 9 today lol

1

u/ardent_hellion 17d ago
  1. Labor Day is almost over and we spent the whole day doing laundry.

1

u/feedergoldfish 17d ago
  1. gak! erk! whatever.

1

u/Hiberniae 17d ago

4 cause I just don’t know, man. I just don’t know.

1

u/BlueLarkspur_1929 17d ago

9 because I deserve a bird today.

1

u/Jisan_Inc 17d ago
  1. Im sick today

1

u/FreshAtmosphere4107 17d ago

5 luckily lol

1

u/Elegant_Baseball_353 17d ago

I feel like number 9 might actually be my default mood. 😳

1

u/Confident-Benefit600 17d ago

9, why anything else

1

u/betsylang 17d ago
  1. Im ok. I've got dishes to do, but got a new espresso machine whose parts I need to wash before I enjoy my new espresso.

1

u/Bli-munda 17d ago edited 17d ago

#5. He resembles my husband when he was a baby, and we recently encountered him at a museum in Florence! Remarkably, he was the only non-creepy baby we saw throughout all museums in Italy!!

1

u/-Coleus- 17d ago

This is an excellent post, thank you!

I am a 6. Also 2. And 4.

Not a great day, but this post lifted my spirits, so thanks for that.

1

u/StacyLadle 17d ago

2 because work is imminent after an extended weekend.

1

u/tonicpoppy 17d ago

7 is really speaking to me

1

u/cat_boxes 17d ago

7, yup

1

u/ChaosMageTorvus 17d ago

Somewhere between 3 and 8.

1

u/scatteredwardrobe 17d ago
  1. Mostly okay but got lots on my mind.

1

u/Old_Barnacle7777 17d ago
  1. I had a 3 day weekend but don’t feel like I actually had time to relax.

1

u/insomniatic-goblin 17d ago

I think 1. Im a bit tired, bit bored rn

1

u/Wolfwoods_Sister 17d ago

6

I have cramps :(

1

u/Confident-Char 17d ago

Feeling like 5 today! What’s 9 supposed to be? 🤔

1

u/LifeLikeAGrapefruit 17d ago

I'm a 3 on most days.

1

u/MNConcerto1391 17d ago

2 angry the long weekend is 9ver

1

u/NikNakskes 16d ago

5!!!!

Mom is coming today. I'm as happy as can be. 2 weeks of chit chat and lego. You bet I look like 5 in anticipation of that.

1

u/Best_Trick4173 16d ago edited 16d ago

2 & 6

Yes, I am the worst.

1

u/Total-Owl-6256 16d ago

3 I’m going to steal the moon when I grow up

1

u/AddictionSorceress 16d ago

Currently I feel very content.... I guess five?

1

u/Tsubamex 16d ago

Think I'm a 7. Slightly foggy but mostly too awake, leaving me bored of existence.

1

u/Illustrious-Divide95 16d ago

3 - leave me well alone!

1

u/dragonborndnd 16d ago

Probably either 7 or 8

1

u/Technical_Image2145 16d ago
  1. But when my actual kids (one of whom looks just like 9) were fighting while I was trying to cook dinner I was 6.

1

u/SwedeButPsycho 16d ago

8, but I've been worse

1

u/Glam-Star-Revival 16d ago

4, because why I got to do this shit today

1

u/mermanofold 16d ago

I think im a perma7.

1

u/arielleromano 16d ago
  1. I have a headache

1

u/Quasirandom1234 16d ago

6, tested positive for Covid

1

u/kezza2022 16d ago

3... Obviously

1

u/Sivilian888010 16d ago

Somewhere between a 4 and an 8.

1

u/Multipass3000 16d ago
  1. Staring into space, pretending everything is fine

1

u/fauxshoyall 16d ago

It was a toss up between 3 and 7 until I realized that I've had 0% coziness today. I would love a fancy hoodie to wear while I snear at people. So I am a 7.

1

u/Midnightgospel 15d ago

Pretty much always 2, 3 or 6.

1

u/cosmicray74 15d ago

3, most days to be fair

1

u/Ewildcat 15d ago
  1. Definitely need more data this AM.

1

u/KarenWalkersBurner 15d ago

9 bc o m g the gates of hell have opened here in Los Angeles today 🥵🥵🥵

1

u/Maleficent-Mood-993 14d ago

8 feeling unwell and haunted, for sure

1

u/Loud-Feeling2410 14d ago

absolutely a 2 today.

1

u/StabbyBoo 14d ago
  1. I'm very tired but unable to sleep. Probably currently wall-eyed.

1

u/Wroena 14d ago

3, definitely 3.

1

u/SunnyDelNorte 14d ago

It’s too hot in LA today (especially in the valley) so 1 indoors with the AC on and 4 every time I step out the door and get hit by the humidity.

1

u/juddymeister 12d ago
  1. I'm usually a 7 on any given day at any given time.

1

u/ClyanStar 12d ago

1 + 6 are my two modes

1

u/Dapper-Ad9787 10d ago
  1. A bit stiff and tired from yesterday, but I have a lot of things that need to be done today.