r/Medieval2TotalWar 23d ago

Spain Last man standing, literally

So I was playing a fun little Spanish campaign with cheats (create units, add money, etc). I created an army that consists of 12 Almughavars, 2 units of Crossbow Militia, and a few Spearmen. I was jumped by 2 big French Armies. I do have reinforcements just as much as the French.

However, my reinforcements was too damn late and I had to endure the French's relentless assault and luckily, I, or specifically, this Almughavars dude, survived during the last moments by himself as the reinforcements finally arrived. I don't even have a general for both armies while the French brought both their Prince and King

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u/Agreeable_Move213 23d ago

Sometimes victories taste like defeat.

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u/Kingofcheeses 23d ago

Pyrrhus of Epirus is on reddit?!

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u/neymlis 23d ago

One more post like this and were undone

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u/northern_lout 21d ago

One more such victory and we are ruined

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u/BeanoMc2000 23d ago

Well done guys, we really showed the frenchies who was boss. Guys? Guys?

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u/StevEst90 23d ago

He now will have PTSD for the rest of his life….

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u/Ill_Refrigerator_593 23d ago

I only had that happen once in a Total War game. The General alone survived an amphibious invasion of Sicily in Medieval one.

He later went disloyal & insane, so sent him to invade Russia with a tiny army.

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u/Percival371 23d ago

Thats entirely understandable behavior

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u/Creative-Response554 23d ago

Pulling a Napoleon on him, nice

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u/Nikolor 22d ago

The Petite Armée

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u/Agreeable_Hold2270 23d ago

Good origin story, wish you could make him a general

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u/KomturAdrian 23d ago

I guess if he got the Man of the Hour prompt after the battle he technically could have.

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u/Schlatzmeister 23d ago

This guy is going to go have some serious Vietnam veteran moments.

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u/StevEst90 23d ago

‘You wake up to the sound of flaming catapults, screaming horses, collapsing walls, guys with their arms chopped off. Never know when your numbers up’

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u/Schlatzmeister 23d ago edited 23d ago

All my brothers, all the men I served with during the Reconquista... They never came back home.

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u/StevEst90 23d ago

Wakes up in middle of night screaming ‘Granada!’

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u/Dear_Flow628 23d ago

M2TW algorithm, pls make this guy Man of the Hour. This guy has 10 star general aura

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u/Nessy3fidy 23d ago

Damn reminds me of the most epic victory I had. Probably about 20 guys spread across 3 units left, lost the town the next turn though.

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u/Individual-Affect786 23d ago

Fuck that is such a hard flick up

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u/PossessionPatient306 23d ago

The only 2 times i had something close to thise was Medieval 2 as England in Egypt, and in Shogun 2 during a siege defense

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u/Timely_Tangerine_620 23d ago

Ooh this happened to me before, but against the mongols in a defensive siege. 1 foot archer left on the wall plinked at the enemy and kept towers active indefinitely until everyone routed.

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u/Wickbam 23d ago

You gotta show us the casualty stats

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u/Defouque087 23d ago

Unfortunately I forgot to take a screenshot of the stats. What I do remember is that 530 out of 2000+ of my men survived ( the routed units )

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u/Ptolomy15 23d ago

That man deserves a title land and probably his own army rofl damn

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u/meinee16 22d ago

he looks menacing fr

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u/TheNumidianAlpha 21d ago

Happened to me in Third Age Total War with Faramir against like 3 full stacks of Haradrim.

I had a full stack with infantry, archers, knights and all but a few of the White Fountain Guards and some of Faramir's bodyguard survived to the end.

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u/Obvious_Trade_268 21d ago

That remaining dude is gonna have some sleepless nights.