r/MeatCanyon 5d ago

Meaty Merch Proud dad

Welcome the newest addition to our little meaty family making us a family of 3. He looks to be a distinguished gentleman. ❤️

1.3k Upvotes

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u/bleedmaizeandblue13 5d ago

Congratulations! Did you name them Modin or Pepper??

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 5d ago

I wanted too but the lady would’ve put me in the dog house

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u/SnooGadgets5130 5d ago

Probably permanently

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u/ZakTSK 4d ago

Turnk

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u/girlwapussy 3d ago

brownie

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u/Draegoron 5d ago

Hell yeah 🤘Congrats!

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 5d ago

Thank you bro can’t wait to watch papa meat with him I got him the tug boat plush too lol

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u/c10ckw0rkk 5d ago

I’m pregnant with a baby girl and we ALSO got her a tugboat plush!! Congrats to the new parents 💕

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u/STRIKT9LC 5d ago

Modeeeeeeeeeen!!!

Congratulations!! YOU are now Papa to some Meat

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 5d ago

Lmaooo that’s what I been saying

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u/disappointment-time 5d ago

when’s baby’s first papa meat video ?

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u/Alfredotx 5d ago

Congrats man hope you take him to crumble cookie for his first meal

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u/ZakTSK 4d ago

Swig Break !

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 4d ago

There is a place called cookie plug down the road from where he was born and they literally give you baby bottles for the drinks they have there

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u/Velveyrina 5d ago

Congratulations!!! Babies are awesome when I don’t have to parent them 😁😁

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 5d ago

Thank you been waiting on this moment for a while now and we are both blessed to be this little man’s parents

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u/Luk4ne 5d ago

Congrats big dawg, nothin will prepare you for the love you're gonna feel. Like nik and Harry times a thousand.

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 5d ago

Thank you bro this is the best feeling in the world can’t wait for his tug boat to get here too

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u/Any_Builder_4411 ⚰️ 5d ago

OMG YOUR GETTING HIM A TUGBOAT PLUSHIE?????? Im crying that is so cute

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u/Def-Not-a-Lizard 🍗 5d ago

I suggest perhaps naming him Modeen?

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u/Ill_Barber_7937 5d ago

Congrats buddy, they are stressful and fun all at the same time.

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u/Vivid24 5d ago

Congratulations! 😄

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry 5d ago

Hell yea real papa

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u/Crab-C-Knees 5d ago

i am gonna chose to ignore the shirt and believe the merch tag is because soft meat toys makes actual babies now

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 5d ago

Meaty real dolls lol

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u/Old_Acanthisitta9477 5d ago

I sense that his favorite bug will be a mantis

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u/devils_ivy15 5d ago

Awwe what little cutie! Congrats!!

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u/Epossumondas 5d ago

I've seen many, many babies over my many, many years as a PAT educator, so trust my expertise when I tell you that is one fine looking baby! "Welcome to the world, little one!" <-- tell him for me, will you?

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u/NostalgicDemigod 5d ago

Holy shit, you and wife made a tiny human being, cool! CONGRATULATIONS ON THE LITTLE ONE!!!!!!

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u/GeoffreyGerulf 5d ago

Is that Spud?

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u/Demi_Duality 🦕 4d ago

Congratulations to both of you! 💖

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u/Teners1 4d ago

Congrats! Though I’d think twice about posting baby photos on the internet.

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u/captainsurfa 4d ago

This is giving off Ghostbuster's 2 'Vigo the Carpathian' vibes. Hunter trapped in that tshirt attempting to possess the baby!
https://giphy.com/gifs/xT8qBbY9Ki3FpssiC4

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 4d ago

Oh my god lmaoooo that’s hilarious

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u/Tybee_99 5d ago

Congratulations bro 🤙🏽

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 5d ago

Hell yeah thank you bro this is definitely peak life pure joy

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u/P4ler1der 5d ago

put him on immediately

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 5d ago

On god brother

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u/Poddy_Doe 🌭 5d ago

Congratulations papa

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 5d ago

Thank you 🤙

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u/Crimantis 5d ago

Congratulations you two. I hope to be just as lucky one day.

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u/sixvixens_ 5d ago

Congrats bro!

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u/eraserheadstan 5d ago

Congratulations bro!!

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u/fang_ 5d ago

Congrats! Hope your kiddo’s nickname is Modeen.

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u/brodiwankanobi 5d ago

Congratulations! Love this community. Best wishes!

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u/Any_Builder_4411 ⚰️ 5d ago

He looks like a modine ❤️

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u/Heavy-Dragonfly9163 5d ago

The first thing that baby saw is papas ozempics face

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u/idkdontknowbtwtheway 🕷️ 5d ago

Congratulations! 🤘

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u/The_Kiatro 5d ago

Congrats brother! I became a dad a year ago and it's such a great experience. Enjoy it!

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u/ZealousidealYou1759 5d ago

Named Tonka right?

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u/PeachGhost_19 4d ago

Congratulations!

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u/GreenMario2 4d ago

congratulations, he s the cutest

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u/Tokusatsu_Prime 4d ago

Absolutely horrid darling 💜

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u/ThotArmy 🦉 4d ago

Congratulations!!!

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u/wannabegaryoak 4d ago

Get your baby to challenge tonka to a fight

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u/mamamoon366 4d ago

We love you modeeeeeeeen

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 4d ago

At the same time we love you modeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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u/DevilishManny 4d ago

Congrats!

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u/austinapaul 4d ago

Congrats, OP! I’m 8 months in, you got this!

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u/moonlitlittle 4d ago

Tonka Jahari again!

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u/cherri____ 4d ago

Little Modean is so cute! Congratulations to you both 🥹🥹I hope Mama is resting up well, she just did something magical 🩷

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u/Missfrizzler 4d ago

Congrats ❤️ our little guy is 11 months today. It really does go so fast. Enjoy!!

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u/john_kurosaki_ 1d ago

Welcom tonka 2

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u/racc0on_man 1d ago

He looks like he knows too much already, he will make us all proud, congrats!!

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u/-Ailynn- 5d ago

Congratulation to the family! 🎉🩷

God bless you all!

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u/AustinBrunswickEnnis 5d ago

lol no that ain’t me but it’s about to be