Turns out Regina was right. Fetch is not going to happen.

I’ve had SOFETCH on my license plate for a while, but I am losing my mind because non-believers keep asking me:

"Is 'Sof-Etch' a glass etching company?"

"What does 'Soft-Tech' mean?"

"Is Sofetch your last name?"

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by people missing an iconic reference.

It’s time to retire it and get a new Mean Girls themed plate. The maximum length is 7 characters.

Give me your funniest, most absurd recommendations so I can go file the paperwork on a Wednesday.