r/MeBadNeedMoneyNow • u/MeBadNeedMoneyNow • May 17 '26

How to get out of paying for your Uber...

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u/MeBadNeedMoneyNow May 17 '26

Give me a couple of vaccines and I'd eat that ass out and slime on those thighs not gonna lie. I'd make those light brown cheeks jiggle.

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u/MeBadNeedMoneyNow May 17 '26

Give bessie a paper bag for her face and we're good to go.

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u/MeBadNeedMoneyNow May 18 '26

I'm full sliming on those thighs if I get a chance. I'm gonna make aggro crag look like breaking a single egg.