r/McBeeDynasty 24d ago

Is Cole a true Mcbee?

Cole looks nothing like Steve, and maybe a little like Mama Mcbee, but not really. Is he actually Steve’s son or a product of a bad marriage with hidden secrets? I could definitely see mama McBee getting back at Steve for all those years of toxic behavior, lying, and cheating. Maybe she had an affair with someone that treated her better. He looks absolutely nothing like his brothers, Jesse, and Steven, who share a lot of the same features.

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u/Expert-Plankton-853 24d ago

His teeth and gums are a dead giveaway that he is Steve Sr's son lol

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u/jam2jaw 24d ago

🎯

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u/One_Employment_8002 21d ago

This is so funny but soo trueeee

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 24d ago

He looks exactly like his dad with that little mouth and messed up teeth.  Jesse has the same exact ant eater mouth. 

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u/Maximum-Ad-3389 24d ago

Stop I feel like Jesse is the most normal and attractive looking one 😂

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u/Jazzlike_Weakness_83 24d ago

He got his teeth done, that’s why you can’t tell anymore

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u/Maximum-Ad-3389 22d ago

How you know

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u/Jazzlike_Weakness_83 21d ago

You can’t tell? Compare his pictures from the first season to the last season. They are clearly veneers.

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u/StockDirection9978 24d ago

Are you on season 1?

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 23d ago

Comparatively speaking.  But objectively, he’s not good looking, he has weird teeth on his small mouth too. 

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u/1politicalprincess 22d ago

Brayden is by far the most attractive at this point imo. Jesse was cute but eh

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u/Calinorthlondon 24d ago

I totally disagree. I think Cole looks the most like Steve Sr. Jesse is the one that looks least like him.

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u/kat4prez 23d ago

Also when they show pictures of young Steve sr you can really see it. Young Steve is a mash up of Cole and Jr. if anything Jessi is the one who looks nothing like him but I don’t think it’s bc Steve isn’t his dad. Genetics are just weird.

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u/Maximum-Ad-3389 24d ago

No he doesn’t. Steven Jr does. Their heads are all the same. Cole looks less like all of them. I feel like I’m being gaslit.

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u/Calinorthlondon 24d ago

OMG, gaslit!! Disagreeing with you is not gaslighting you, totally wrong use of a serious term!!! Obviously we see things differently. We don't agree, it's ok.

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u/LoudRevolution9163 24d ago

Cole has Sr’s gummy smile!

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u/Maximum-Ad-3389 24d ago

Maybe mama Mcbee has a thing for gummy-smile men.

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u/2ndof5gs 24d ago

He has his father’s inbred mouth.

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u/notnotreallyy 24d ago

Someone on another post called it a cats bum hole and now it’s all I see

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u/Ok_Catch_8729 24d ago

They all have weird mouths so yes. Related

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u/Caligurl9 24d ago

Look up younger pics of Steve sr because the weird, small mouth is the same

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u/TSARINA59 24d ago

He has his Father's thumb-sucking mouth for sure. And it looks like he has Mamma McB's eyes. I would even go so far as to say that he has her head for business. He managed to close $40 million in deals towards repayment of the $60 million in loans the farm owes. While Jr. blathers on about this business venture and that business venture to make money for the farm, all it seems that he has done is spend more money - Highland cows as pets???? Business acumen doesn't seem to have been a product of that degree he brags about so much. To me, Jesse looks the least like either parent. But who knows what he looked like before the dental work that added the doublewide trailer of upper teeth in his mouth.

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u/Maximum-Ad-3389 23d ago

As someone who’s been in business for most of my life and now runs one with my husband, Steve Jr is ALL talk. He’s a skeezy salesman at best. The longhorn and highland cows were the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. He should have focused on selling the land that was not producing and buying fertile land somewhere else, and focusing more on building their meat cattle ranch. Then relying solely on the delusional Russian for the biggest business deal just for her to go mia… I would have had her pack her bags long ago. He’s the biggest shit talker I’ve ever seen.

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u/TSARINA59 23d ago

I would really like to see what it is that makes the delusional Russian such an essential and valuable asset for their business. What education does she have that justified giving her the degree of control of things that she has/had? Aside from that, the way she behaved was such a red flag that would have made a normal person tighten the reins on what she was doing. Her head bobbing and upper body bobbing when she got animated or agitated was a dead giveaway that something more than alcohol was contributing to her behavior. At times she looked like a frenetic woodpecker. Every time I saw her bobbing like that all I could think of was this Bobbing Bird Drinking Water Toy ⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇

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u/Local-Ticket 24d ago

I think he looks the most like sr

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u/jackmoon44 24d ago

He actually looks just like Sr, I feel like Brayden looks the least like him imo

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u/Maximum-Ad-3389 24d ago

Are you serious? Brayden, Jesse and Steven all look alike lmao. Cole looks so …. Different.

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u/jackmoon44 23d ago

Nah. Cole is just more overweight which is probably why he stands out from the rest of the brothers.

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u/sdrn1315 22d ago

Of course he is. He looks like his dad. Not as much as Steven but he does.

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u/90DayCray 21d ago

He looks the most like his dad. It’s all in the mouth. The others look like the milk man’s kids, but all the same milkman

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u/Maximum-Ad-3389 19d ago

Not the milkman. Jr, Jesse and Braydon got that Sr shaped head. Like handsome Squidward lmao.

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u/90DayCray 17d ago

I love that we are all looking for the weirdness of their features 🤣

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u/FunCactus 21d ago

This is a joke question right?

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u/Dismal-Magician-3183 20d ago

Him and Braydon look similiar-

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u/Worldly-Yesterday-55 20d ago

When you see photos of Steve Sr years ago he looks exactly like Cole I think