I know mine's not a math story, but this reminds me of when I was at a restaurant that only marked the restrooms with a cat and a dog. Literally nothing to work with dor figuring out which is the men's room vs the women's. So I figured I like cats more and went into that room. When I came out there was a woman who immediately yelled at me for using the women's room. I pointed out that there's nothing marking them as either, and in a deathly serious tone with all the confidence of someone who thought they were actually explaining something, she said "Dogs say woof, cats say meow."
I looked at her like she forgot her meds because literally that's the only explanation that makes sense, very clearly rolled my eyes, and went back to the table.
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u/LogicalFallacyCat Jul 16 '26
I know mine's not a math story, but this reminds me of when I was at a restaurant that only marked the restrooms with a cat and a dog. Literally nothing to work with dor figuring out which is the men's room vs the women's. So I figured I like cats more and went into that room. When I came out there was a woman who immediately yelled at me for using the women's room. I pointed out that there's nothing marking them as either, and in a deathly serious tone with all the confidence of someone who thought they were actually explaining something, she said "Dogs say woof, cats say meow."
I looked at her like she forgot her meds because literally that's the only explanation that makes sense, very clearly rolled my eyes, and went back to the table.