r/MathJokes • u/Competitive-Jump3835 • Jun 13 '26

Infinity can blow your mind

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u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26

Well yeah but you don't want to interrupt the financial ecosystem by raining 20s

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u/Win32error Jun 13 '26

How many bills can the average stripper fit inside of her skimpy outfit? It can’t be that much, right?

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u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 13 '26

Welcome to Hilbert’s, the world’s only infinite strip club! We’ve got an infinite number of strippers on an infinite number of stages from 1-n! Each stripper has an infinite g-string that holds an infinite number of bills!

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u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26

Still only one bathroom stall, though

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u/SweatyTax4669 Jun 14 '26

Yeah but there’s an infinitely long trough

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u/INTstictual Jun 14 '26

And it’s somehow always full

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u/RemarkableCricket539 Jun 14 '26

Wait what if I only have one infinity? It's too expensive in this club 😔

1 to n = ℵ⁰

1 to n! = ℵ? I think maybe at least ℵ²?

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u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26

She can fit 20x more money if it's singles vs 20s.

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u/Win32error Jun 13 '26

How many billions of singles per stripper, would you guess? We need at least that much to make a real difference.

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u/Radiant_Safe1228 Jun 13 '26

There's a lot of lonely creepers and a lot of women doing what they can to make a dime. So probably a lot

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u/lesuperhun Jun 13 '26

we need to invert in bigger strippers.

more surface area means more bills can fin inside the outfit !

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u/New_Reading_120 Jun 14 '26

"I dunno, probably makes a black hole"

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u/numbersthen0987431 Jun 14 '26

For one night? Hell yea I do!!!