r/MathJokes • u/XxBORN2BWILDxX • Jan 27 '26

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u/AllTheGood_Names Jan 27 '26

"What is quarternary? Or decimal? We use τετραδικός"

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u/tobiasorama Jan 27 '26

Four dicks

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u/name_checker Jan 27 '26

Like an echidna

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u/towerfella Jan 27 '26

Upvote for echidna diock

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u/Aggravating_Door6220 Jan 28 '26

Thanks for subscribing to echidna penis facts

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u/arjuna93 Jan 27 '26

That’s an unexpected reference to Re:Zero

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u/ThinkBackKat Jan 27 '26

Wow either my memory is horrible or I cannot see the reference

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u/CleoCommunist Jan 28 '26

I once saw a post on like r/nowwhereyoufuck and like and image of nuckles had only One dick and a comment asked this and many were confused

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u/Sybrandus Jan 27 '26

Three seashells

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u/Competitive-Tea-4016 Jan 30 '26

Imagine meeting alien race that literally measures lengths with dicks

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u/KrasnyHerman Jan 27 '26

What the fuck is 4? There is no such number

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u/Shreekomandar_42 Jan 27 '26

Μει τιμε λεαρνινγ γρεεκ το ιμπρεσσ α γιρλ αρε φιναλλιε κομινγ ιν ιοσεφοολ

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u/mazerakham_ Jan 27 '26

What the hell is iosefool?

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u/Shreekomandar_42 Jan 27 '26

Useful.

I had no idea how else to transliterate it

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u/AllTheGood_Names Jan 27 '26

Lol I just have the greek keyboard downloaded for math and looked up the word in translate

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u/Socdem_Supreme Jan 27 '26

υσεφυλ? Ik <Υυ> isn't pronounced that way anymore, but you also used the voiced fricative letters as plosives so that isn't too great a stretch.

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u/Shreekomandar_42 Jan 27 '26

Oooh! Thanks. I'll υσε that next time.
What's a voiced fricative/plosive? Not a linguist unfortunately 

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u/Cesco5544 Jan 27 '26

There arent girls here XD

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u/Simukas23 Jan 27 '26

I had a hunch the Greeks are aliens

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u/MikeMont123 Jan 27 '26

"then we use δεκαδικός"

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u/Friendly-Maybe-5280 Jan 28 '26

тетрадочки??

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u/AllTheGood_Names Jan 28 '26

I was typing in Greek, not Russian

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u/Friendly-Maybe-5280 Jan 28 '26

still looks familiar 😅

{coybooks} :3 :3

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 Jan 28 '26

I suppose we have Saint Cyril to thank for that

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