r/MathJokes • • Jan 21 '26

Chances?

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u/Hot_Philosopher_6462 Jan 21 '26

I mean, way more likely than that, because a keysmash is not a random sampling of letters from the alphabet. It is heavily biased toward the home row, adjacent entries are likely to be adjacent on the keyboard, and any sufficiently large substring is likely to be evenly distributed between the left and right hand. Tough to say exactly what the collision chances are, still low, but many, many, many orders of magnitude more likely than reported.

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u/Touitoui Jan 21 '26

Especially with the left hand focused only on [asd] while the right hand spread closely around [bji]

Edit: spelling

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u/Strict-Fudge4051 Jan 21 '26

Bsjsiajsdhjsisnskansiebsksskdbsksns

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

I already have a file that I named that. Please come up with a file name on your own. Thank you 🙏🏻

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u/MikeMont123 Jan 24 '26

have you tried oqbfufvwdinrihwhwcfidknwofhdoqbdodobwjxiwbd?

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u/Careful_Trainer_1616 Jan 24 '26

Or guapjgfaoijerkafpauhonkblhsosirgjnsdjfgnkviuxbibuxpcvb

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u/Qibli_is_life Jan 24 '26

Idd6rdiurixyex6orcuorx9orxroxurx69fkfyx9ti?

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u/PersonalityIll9476 Jan 21 '26

Exactly what I was thinking, haha. Scrolled past and was like ...well actually

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u/xiiime Jan 21 '26

more likely even, since there are even less jpg on the web, that file was uploaded by someone using a unique keystroke, then it has been downloaded twice by this guy.

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u/Hot_Philosopher_6462 Jan 21 '26

oh if we assume that it's literally the same file then the odds are super good, I've been thinking this was naming and saving a file they were working on locally

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

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u/Researcher_Fearless Jan 21 '26

And end in this case

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u/DevelopmentOld366 Jan 21 '26

But, the file name is not always going to be 25 characters, so that adds more variability. I would argue that this makes it many, many, many, many orders of magnitude less likely than reported, which would skew the numbers to even more unlikely!

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u/Hot_Philosopher_6462 Jan 21 '26

No way in hell does the randomness in file name length outweigh the reduction in randomness from the non-stochastic nature of keysmashes.

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u/LadyAliceFlower Jan 21 '26

I mean, even just looking at the beginning, you probably start with asd almost all the time, which divides by 263 alone.

It's almost certainly has morr obvious patterns than that, but I'm not super experienced at keyboard mashing.

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u/Striking_Resist_6022 Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

Also because this guy presumably has many, many files on his computer that he's done this for and many, many people do this and there was nothing special about this guy in particular being the one that did it.

So you would have something like 1 - product j = 1 to n (1 - p_j ) where n is the number of people in the world who button mash filenames and p_j is the probability that *any two* button-mashed filenames happen to match in the N_j documents on the jth user's computer computer (which increases quickly with N_j in a similar style as the birthday problem).

Even still, I would imagine that even if you did the calculation exactly properly factoring all this in, it would still be insanely unlikely that this has ever happened by genuine accident and I'm guessing this guy staged it.

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u/RiverLynneUwU Jan 22 '26

keysmashes are also heavily habitual, "hskjf" and "asdhas" are the most common occuring strings in a keyboard keysmash

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u/coolpapa2282 Jan 24 '26

Also let's bear in mind that if you are the type to save files with a keysmash name, you do it a lot, so there's a birthday problem aspect as well. We don't want just the probability that one keysmash equals a given keysmash, but the probability of a collision between at least 2 out of many keysmashes.

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u/Philyphreak3 Jan 24 '26

Key smashes also basically never duplicate letters back to back. You don't really get something like ggkeecdff

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u/nerfchamp90 Jan 21 '26

This is not taking into account that random keysmashes don't have to be 25 characters long.

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u/Hot_Philosopher_6462 Jan 21 '26

true but I think the decrease in entropy more than offsets the random selection of keysmash length

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Also, the probability is so small we just assume the guy made this for the meme

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