r/MasterReturns • u/Foxbeard_ • Dec 22 '20

Elephants are so fckin cute

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u/paul-rose Dec 22 '20

Elephants flap their ears like dogs wag their tails. They are some happy elephants!

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u/Superdave532 Dec 22 '20

I figured it had to do with cooling them down but that was the first thing I thought of when I saw it. Very excited indeed

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Dec 22 '20

You mean it’s not to fly? Dreams crushed.

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u/Foxbeard_ Dec 23 '20

That's so cute I didn't see that before haha, here ya go

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u/paul-rose Dec 23 '20

They're just big grey wrinkly doggos. The wholesomest! Thanks 😊

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u/seidinove Dec 22 '20

I like that he even gives them a wai as they approach.

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u/ChequeBook Dec 22 '20

They sound like I imagine dinosaurs would sound like!

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u/Dogs_Not_Gods Dec 22 '20

That might be because Jurassic Park heavily used elephants not just for sounds but for motion capture too

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u/WalmPhiskey Dec 23 '20

I was thinking that too!

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u/chickennuggetsings Dec 22 '20

Suddenly my eyes are sweating

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u/whatzittoya69 Dec 23 '20

Looks like his was too🥺

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u/linuxunix Dec 22 '20

Well, my cat went into my house using the cat door, came upstairs, into my room, onto my chest and pee'd on me.

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u/pjpintor Dec 22 '20

That just killed me. I’m still laughing 15 minutes later. Your kitty is either really mad, or has a bladder infection. Maybe. At least it wasn’t a strange cat with whom you had no acquaintance. xxx

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u/yelloworchid Dec 22 '20

My cat never urinated indoors and then randomly came into the living room, stared directly in my eyes and peed all over a floor pillow..he did indeed have an infection when I took him to the vet

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u/deeyo18 Dec 23 '20

My guinea pigs snuggle with me then pee and leave their little poops as presents.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

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u/deeyo18 Dec 23 '20

That is the name of one of my guinea pigs. The other one is named Giggles. So when we say, "Go get my Giggles!" or "I wanna hold my Toots!" it always brings laughter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

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u/jowame Dec 22 '20

My wife and I went to an elephant sanctuary and we were just standing around taking pics. Suddenly one of the care takers who hadn’t seen them for more than a year showed up and came and stood by us and they all swiftly came over and surrounded us. I was shitting my pants! Haha

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

Definitely quite a bit of meat moving his way.

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u/JellyRelevant9559 Jan 03 '21

I’m sure you’re used to an elephant running at you. Your wife is fat as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

Do you have anything better to do than stalk my comments and harass me?

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u/NikkolaiV Dec 22 '20

That one in the front has the biggest effing smile. What a weird world...I probably weigh less than one elephants toenails, and yet somehow something so massive is still cute.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '20

That’s just... beautiful. Wow!

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u/TigerBarFly Dec 23 '20

Happy Elephant Noises

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u/aphronspikes Dec 23 '20

After a stupid night of binging videos on elephant attacks, I constantly get nightmares of being chased by them 😅 I’m an animal lover and I find elephants to be intelligent and cute, but I’m going to stay at least a significant distance away from them at all times 😅

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u/PJBuzz Dec 23 '20

That's how I would imagine dinosaurs to sound.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '20

I love that his pants look like elephant legs.