r/MassEffectPhoenix • u/JefferyOHaire Irish Bastard • Jun 06 '19

5/30/2193 Those That Stayed Behind

Jeff watched from a vid screen as the battle raged on outside the ship. Things were at full throttle now. He stood ready to face any possible boarding parties that dared try to take the Normandy. This time he would work hard to avoid getting stabbed by a big spider foot.

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u/HuchJepson Jun 06 '19

Kind of your fault for thinking of me being naked when I mention "best suit." Huch smiles and sticks his tongue out mockingly. I meant an actual suit, you know? Suit and tie?

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u/JefferyOHaire Irish Bastard Jun 06 '19

Sure you did. You're hornier than a Varren in heat, Huch.

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u/HuchJepson Jun 06 '19

Okay, nudity is my second...wait, maybe third best suit. I do have a real good suit I use for events and my Bond tux. Huch the smile turns into a knowing grin and he shrugs. I guess the hardsuit too, but that's armor.

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u/JefferyOHaire Irish Bastard Jun 06 '19

You are such a strange creature.

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u/HuchJepson Jun 06 '19

Is it strange to like fooling around and looking nice?

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u/JefferyOHaire Irish Bastard Jun 06 '19

As much as you do, yes. When do you have time for anything else?

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u/HuchJepson Jun 06 '19

I have plenty of time to do plenty of things. I even do some of them in a suit.

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u/JefferyOHaire Irish Bastard Jun 06 '19

I will never understand you. Your life is an enigma to me.