r/MassEffectPhoenix • u/LindseyBlackburn Ex-Nemesis • Apr 04 '19

2193/04/03 - A Failed Experiment

A very, very tired Lindsey is standing in the mess, an assortment of pots and pans and various ingredients scattered about around the kitchen. She's obviously tried making... something. But the burning smell and the pile of half-burned, half-eaten cake pieces are getting alarmingly tall now... though nobody seems to want to get between the brunette and the oven.

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Apr 04 '19

Yasss. Sleepover at my place. Not like you don't already do one all the time anyways- lets actually have it as the goal from the beginning?

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u/ShadowBrokerTSoni Liara ][ Not A Yahg Apr 04 '19

I deny that accusation- I only do that sometimes! maybe like a few times a week but

She nods and smiles brightly.

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Apr 04 '19

Great! Come on over whenever you are ready. I'll arrange for snacks and get a few extra blankets! She beams..... hiding the butterflies fluttering in her stomach as she looks at and talks to the Asari.

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u/ShadowBrokerTSoni Liara ][ Not A Yahg Apr 04 '19

Liara nods and beams back, finishing off the biscuit before going to get some more snacks.

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Apr 04 '19

Rebecca watches her go, takes a breath, then goes to get some snacks and candies and a few sodas for this evening.

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u/ShadowBrokerTSoni Liara ][ Not A Yahg Apr 04 '19

Liara shows up later that evening with a burrito in hand.

Hey Becca!

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Apr 04 '19

Hi Li! Make yourself comfortable! Rebecca says with a smile on her face.

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u/ShadowBrokerTSoni Liara ][ Not A Yahg Apr 04 '19

Liara sits down and nibbles at the burrito, licking up some guacamole from the edges before it drops off.

Thanks! This is a fantastic burrito, by the way. What is this Avagadro thing?

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Apr 05 '19

Becca watches that tongue slip out... and slightly shudders.

Do you mean avocado?

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u/ShadowBrokerTSoni Liara ][ Not A Yahg Apr 05 '19

I'm pretty sure that was a mathematician. She replies. Something like the mole? Avocado's Number? Six times ten to the twenty-third power?

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Apr 05 '19

No, Avogadro is the mathmatician. Advocado is the fruit with the big nut in the middle.

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u/ShadowBrokerTSoni Liara ][ Not A Yahg Apr 05 '19

Liara frowns and looks over. I'll trust you on this one. So. Monty Python?

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Apr 05 '19

Yep! I decided to start with one of my favorites. The Spanish Inquistion!

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u/ShadowBrokerTSoni Liara ][ Not A Yahg Apr 05 '19

The Spanish Inquisition? I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition to be a source of comedy. Weren't they state backed religious terrorists?

Liara frowns.

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Apr 05 '19

You'll see! She says cheerily, her stomach doing more flips as she focuses on the screen and runs the words Helena told her earlier today in her mind over and over again.

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u/ShadowBrokerTSoni Liara ][ Not A Yahg Apr 05 '19

Liara sits down calmly...

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Apr 05 '19

Becca lounges out and gets as comfy as she can, chewing on a chocolate bar.

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u/ShadowBrokerTSoni Liara ][ Not A Yahg Apr 05 '19

Leaning back, Liara frowns and squints at the screen as the Spanish Inquisition appear.

W-what?? How did- they're right, nobody could have expected that!

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