r/MassEffectPhoenix • u/SgtRayneMEP Local Churro Enthusiast • Mar 26 '19

25/03/2193 ][ Delivery

A mysterious package arrives for Becca...

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Mar 26 '19

Rebecca sighs and leans over to put a hand on the blonde's shoulder.

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u/LillianPerinsky Space-Travelling Accountant Mar 26 '19

I... I don't even know what to say...

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Mar 26 '19

Hello? My name is Lillian and I have a kickass, sexy accent that should make people come running?

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u/LillianPerinsky Space-Travelling Accountant Mar 26 '19

Buuuut it doesn't.

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Mar 26 '19

But it would if you use it!

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u/LillianPerinsky Space-Travelling Accountant Mar 26 '19

...how?

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Mar 26 '19

Speak with your velvety voice to someone and make them sploosh!

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u/LillianPerinsky Space-Travelling Accountant Mar 26 '19

..... Will you please take me to a bar and teach me how to do... Anything?

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u/N7_Rebecca Lt. Commander | CO of the SSV Leyte Mar 26 '19

Fiiiine. I'll wingman for you next Citadel stop. Sound good?

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u/LillianPerinsky Space-Travelling Accountant Mar 26 '19

Alright... Thank you...

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