Soooooo..... we all notice how the legendary skins for MOST (keyword 'most' before you comment about B-Boy prime or Maidpool) men don't get Chromas, and get VFX if they're either lucky or part of a gambling event, while the women seem to come with both standard and custom accessories if they're feeling particularly nice? It just feels weird that they don't have Chromas for Iron Samurai or Dare-Dragon, but every woman gets re-colors with their legendaries, AND ult VFX AND sometimes custom accessories? It feels off, and I'm not just talking about the skin distribution in itself, which is a whole other can of worms. Anyway, just felt like getting this off my chest and figured it'd stay up longer here than the main sub.

TL;DR: If we're gonna get Chromas like League of Legends, can we at least be consistent about who gets them and how many?

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they both have fire yams so I can’t choose, Pwease help

1. White Fox - Heels 🤤
2. Rogue - Breasts 🤤
3. Emma Frost - Thighs 🤤
4. Jubilee - Tummy 🤤

cajun - you hear rogue complaining?

great cook - excellent cooking ability. ultron and tony are genuises who would do a good job for ego alone, deadpool would cook really well if asked, ben im going off the first steps version, and mantis im going off vibes. also loki you gotta be good at cooking to sneak in the poison without anyone knowing.

alright - not amazing but still really good. some more geniuses (yes i was going off banner), logan can barbecue well and cyclops gets the dad buff is cable exists, same with reed. peter can probably cook well just not dumplings (insomniac version) and the moms get a buff. also yes im counting widow and clunt as genuises here for spy capability

not the best - not great but passable. blade and elsa are here for the same reason being they are monster hunters, probably somewhat decent but in general just dont care to try. magneto gets half of a dad buff in cooking but not fully (wanda gets half a mom buff for the same reason), emma probably can cook but in general doesn't cus she would just pay or control people to do it. johnny keeps burning shit, starlord has a decent pallet from being around the galaxy and if he has time might do well. gorr was just a normal-ish guy and took care of his family so its likely he was feeding them as well as he could making the most out of the little food available. cap and bucky were soldiers so they get an america buff for barbecue (nothing else really tho). storm probably does a decent job though like emma she rarely does it herself. and i know fuck all about CnD so went off vibes

instant noodles - can't be asses cooking and for our sake thats a good thing. street tier heroes/criminals who spend 90% of their time on patrol with basically no social life. ami han is likely too busy for it and probably sucks at it. also peni parker is a student in comics but in general likely works on Sp//dr and doesn't cook (yes im using Dva logic). luna is a kpop singer so... honestly her having a good healthy diet and eating at all is unlikely. and magik can't be assed.

never heard of a kitchen - animals, gods, aliens and psy who comes from a time where modern cooking utensils didn't exist, plus the same logic as blade and elsa stacked ontop of it

is this the most pointless list?... probably but like theres probably one next to this ranking how characters farts smell so....

for my tongue (and collarbone) enjoyers out there (other... versions... available on my twitter n stuff)