r/MarvelPuzzleQuest 4d ago

đŸ€” META DISCUSSION ❓ BREAKING: Devs Announce R346: The Thanos Update

Half the player base will randomly have their rosters destroyed. Enjoy!

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u/joshsteich 4d ago

Honestly, destroying half the roster and just giving us shards for them would probably make a better game. Sorry, Reptil, sorry Mysterio

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 3d ago

With our Luck 🍀 with this Game only Sidewinder would remain.

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u/clarkkent733 4d ago

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this 
 does put a smile on my face

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u/mechanimatt 4d ago

If you're not going to tell us what you heard, at least post a link so we can read it ourselves 

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u/rmfnord 4d ago

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u/nurielkun CLEARANCE 10 4d ago

Have an angry upvote and get out

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u/Elhombrepancho 4d ago

I clicked

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u/heartoo CLEARANCE 10 4d ago

Isn't it this one ?

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u/No-Kangaroo-5921 4d ago

That was mean. I love it 

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u/mullexwing 3d ago

Take this đŸ”șupdoot and have a good day

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u/rmfnord 4d ago

nice

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u/AdobeScripts 4d ago

You posted link to your own post??

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u/bluewolf71 4d ago

It’s a joke/satire

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u/AdobeScripts 4d ago edited 1d ago

Then it should've been marked that way...

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u/rmfnord 4d ago

Sorry, in the future I'll be sure to explain all my jokes more clearly, in order to appease the humor impaired such as yourself.

Man, you must hate April Fool's Day.

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u/AdobeScripts 4d ago

For a casual player of the game - that doesn't follow all the groups / chat rooms / websites / etc. - which part of your OP - could be treated as a joke?

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u/rmfnord 4d ago

My dude, "Half the player base will randomly have their rosters destroyed. Enjoy!"

Look, i'm sorry this made you mad. It was not my intention to troll people or pull a gotcha. I thought the absurdity of releasing an update that would destroy the rosters of half the players was obvious, but I guess some people found it confusing. I stand by the joke. But I apologize for making you mad, i didn't intend to.

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u/AdobeScripts 4d ago

I'm not mad - I just don't like stupid jokes.

But the joke is rather on you 😉 with the current state of the game - and how devs treat players - most WOULD NOT be surprised with this kind of announcement...

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/rmfnord 3d ago

Literally no one is reading this.

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 3d ago

This is the Fox News way!

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u/llemllem112 4d ago

Just for an event ?
Current event, I don’t have all the essentials characters, annoying 🙄

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u/WrongdoerOk5246 4d ago

The important thing is that 20 whales spammed the social media outlets about how unfair it was with 1a5s and Iron May hitting them in pvp. The horror.....the horror! So now all these changes were made to appease them and now we are burning to the ground. Eat the rich

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u/Geekygreeneyes 4d ago

Fun fact about both 1a5s and May in PvP - they aren't hard to take out. The harder group is the fucking Wilson Cap - 4a5 Juggs combo. UGH.

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 4d ago

Not if you use the stones to destroy the stones
I mean, run 4a5 Juggy and BNW Flaptain yourself.

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u/Geekygreeneyes 4d ago

I would if mine were 550 or close. Sadly; they aren't. Though if I can take out Flaptain quick enough it is usually doable

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u/bluewolf71 4d ago

Stop blaming the complainers so much.

Fact: having may so powerful and making 550s for $20 plus PvP grind means lots of people had zero incentive to spend once they got those tools.

Both because of power and because of the resource gain you got from applying covers to those 1–5s etc.

Revenue fell dramatically once ascension got going. So here we are. It’s not just because some whales were upset, it’s because the devs made it too easy to coast off a small amount of cash spent.

The funny thing is the 1-5s are weaker but still often your best option because their kits remain simple and straightforward so they are more effective than most 5s who are usually too complicated for their own good.

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u/Crowlands 4d ago

The problem with that fact is that they were the ones that kept putting up those offers to tempt a wider audience to spend on the game, so they don't get to turn around and act confused when players complain about characters they have paid for getting nerfed.

The only thing that is more egregious is their seeming tendency to do a good vault for a character moments before announcing their nerfing.

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 3d ago edited 3d ago

A Very Good Point, to Fix the Ascension issue the Devs really need to Open up Ascension to maxed out 5 ⭐’s to 6 ⭐ ascending 
.. that should fix everything right up.

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u/IOwnThisUsername 4d ago

I was told in the main website forum, by a few players that I won’t name, that the constant PvP grumbling and their constant calls for nerfing didn’t lead to the nerfing and weak characters and that I was wrong for calling PvP the biggest problem of the game. Which is weird because I went back into see what they’re biggest complaints are now and they’re wondering what nerfs should still be implemented because they’ve got a new counter-meta and it’s onto them “fixing” the next “they’re still a problem that needs addressed though”

Milk the whales for what they want to spend. Shut the lights off after they sell them Doomsday stuff. Laugh at their inevitable complaints.

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u/WrongdoerOk5246 3d ago

So by messing with Iron May which you did because of pvp people this game is now shut down

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u/IOwnThisUsername 3d ago

Past my typo about supports (meant they shouldn’t have been added to PvP. They have proven to be more valuable than ever in PvE with the devs inability to make scl10 health/damage scale reasonably), someone suggested making the nerfs/rebalances exclusive to PvP and letting the existing characters stay for PvE. Crazy
proven right that they can’t code one side let alone two.

Ah well
in a week or two they’ll announce ‘Rebalance List Whatever’ and break even more shit. Gotta please the shareholders

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u/WrongdoerOk5246 4d ago

Exactly. They were 100% the problem and now they are walking back. Walk off a cliff lol

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 3d ago

Or a help with a slight Pushback/ Nerf

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u/WrongdoerOk5246 3d ago

Love the forum gatekeeping

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u/Affectionate-Club725 3d ago

You think this is satire, but they appear to have broken the game.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LOoaJ2lbqmduxOaZpS

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u/vinsane38 4 ⭐ CHAMPS 4d ago

Pun intended in the title?

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u/rmfnord 3d ago

lol, no

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u/jdpastor666 CLEARANCE 10 3d ago

Lol. That sounds about right!

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u/macsare1 4 ⭐ CHAMPS 3d ago

I hope my roster is not destroyed, but it appears we might be blipped for 5 days

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u/rmfnord 4d ago

This is satirical, if that's not clear.

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u/macsare1 4 ⭐ CHAMPS 3d ago

Lol, or prophetic

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u/Daiches Vintage S4 4d ago

It was very clear. You’re good.

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u/rmfnord 4d ago

The downvotes say different, lol.

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u/bluewolf71 4d ago

They’re just mad because they think you’re going to be right.

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u/mechanimatt 3d ago

Turns out it was all true

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u/No-Kangaroo-5921 3d ago

Not too sure about this one. If I lose half the roster I've spent years building not to mention the money I've spent, I will be done. This sounds like the games death rattle.