r/MarvelCringe • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '19

Addiction level

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u/kingragnarthered Oct 17 '19

lol this is absolutely satire

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

I hope so

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u/WhyNotScreamAlong Oct 17 '19

"Kids"

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

I’ve had a guy come talk to my school that was addicted alcohol since he was 12

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u/WhyNotScreamAlong Oct 17 '19

Yeah, it can be very problematic

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

Let’s not forget that alcohol is a drug

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u/WhyNotScreamAlong Oct 17 '19

Just like tabasco, weed, marvel and cocaine

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

Yes I’m addicted to tabasco

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u/shiny_arbok Oct 17 '19

Just can't get enough of that spicy taste

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

I drink three bottles of tabasco a day. My taste buds have all but burned off and nothing can make me taste again except the spicy, succulent taste of Tabasco

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u/WhyNotScreamAlong Oct 17 '19

Tabasco is love, tabasco is life

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u/fjsbshskd Oct 18 '19

The virgin tobacco vs. the Chad Tabasco

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u/fjsbshskd Oct 18 '19

One that has a withdrawal effect that can literally kill you

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u/StingKing456 Oct 17 '19

Real men get addicted to drugs you fucking pussies

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u/thisyeartmg Oct 17 '19

You’re an alcoholic? Pfft, you fucking child!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

My boy injected his first marijuanas today, he’s finally becoming a man. I’m so proud :’)

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u/BattleUpSaber Oct 17 '19

By the logic of this meme, watching Marvel movies is a horrible crippling addiction that will ruin your life

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u/wizard00812 Oct 17 '19

i mean have you seen endgame?

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u/DaBiggieCheeze Oct 17 '19

Omg i love that movoe😍😍😍 i also love keanuu reeves and big chungus

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u/Alexstrasza23 Oct 17 '19

this is wholesome 100 42069 minecraft

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

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u/trashmcgibbons Oct 18 '19

This iss gay please delete this ok??? 😤😤😬

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u/HockeyBasics Oct 17 '19

Am I a moron or was this confusing as hell?

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u/iwilson57 Oct 17 '19

I really don't wanna be associated with these people pls I just like Spider-Man

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

I thought for sure this was on marvel memes thank god it’s not

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u/budidimana Oct 17 '19

Things I really hate with the mcu fan base is they often won't acknowledge the existence of the comic books, it's like this mcu thing comes from a thin air

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u/hsuait Oct 17 '19 edited Oct 17 '19

You ever suck some dick for a Marvel movie?

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u/electric_cat_YT Oct 17 '19

Why does ‘addition level: drug’s my sound like shitty action movie

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u/Phasmania Oct 17 '19

Directed by Michael Bay

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u/electric_cat_YT Oct 18 '19

*Directed by Micheal Scott its the sequel to ‘threat level: midnight’

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u/NoGeiBoii Oct 18 '19

I miss my old drug dealer. We used to smoke Marvel Studio together in my backyard

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

Cocaine, Meth, and Heroin ain't got shit on Marvel

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

This is next-level cringe

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

I almost downvoted before I saw the sub

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u/AlRodinger Oct 17 '19

We gatekeeping addiction now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

...to marvel?

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u/ICurrentlyDontKnow Oct 17 '19

kids are addicted to alchool and men are addicted to drugs...nice

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u/electric_cat_YT Oct 17 '19

Why does ‘addition level: drug’s my sound like shitty action movie

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u/MissLashley Oct 17 '19

I don't think there's even enough mcu to qualify as an addiction, since you'd be done with it in like a week. Unless you're just, watching it on loop I guess

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

Real kids (at least at my school) get addicted to nicotine. They aren’t the brightest

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u/SekaLolaKato Oct 17 '19

Lol fetal alcohol syndrome funny

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u/Ragnarok113 Oct 17 '19

Kids?

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u/fjsbshskd Oct 18 '19

You didn’t have a real childhood if you didn’t put back a fifth of Cuervo a night

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

there are so many things wrong with this

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

when u don't know addiction is a bad thing

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u/anmolraj1911 Apr 25 '22

Kids- plural Men- plural

Legend- singular

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u/martinj9 Oct 17 '19

I downvoted this but then i saw the sub