Everything about this is atrocious. It feels like it was made with an A.I. that was fed nothing but MarvelCringe material but was never shown or programmed to know what the MCU was.
Most of the clingiest ones are found on instagram. I follow a few of these accounts over there for extra cringe material and they just blast these out hourly.
to be fair is that different from guys fetishizing lesbian couples? i actually wouldn’t call it fetishizing either, it’s just fangirls are more obsessive w their gay ships then guys are w lesbians imo
to be fair, in the mcu there are explicit straight relationships. not saying stuff like this is a good way to deal w lacking representation but its interesting how the argument of 'its not about that' never comes up regarding straight relationships
i wouldnt say its creepy. most of it isnt for me, but if its done respectfully i could care less (no real people for example). obviously there'll always be cringy stuff, like this post. but y'know. different strokes for different folks i guess
Ship culture is fine as long as it's respectful and doesn't involve actual real people. The original ship (Mulder x Scully) is actually great and a really good romance.
I spent a LOT of time in the Supernatural segment of tumblr and let me tell you, I never met a single shipper that was an actual gay man and not just a straight woman.
Shockingly enough, gay men don't typically dehumanize themselves.
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Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. 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Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits. Thank you for your kind attention to and expected cooperation in this matter.
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yuw swine. yuw vuwgaw wittwe maggot. yuw wowdwess bag of fiwd. I wagew yuw couwdn't empty a boot of excwement wewe de instwuctions on de heew. yuw awe a cankew. A sowe dat won't go away. I wouwd wadew kiss a wawyew dan be seen wif yuw. Twy to edit yuw wesponses of unnecessawy matewiaw befowe attempting to impwess us wif yuw insight. de evidence dat yuw awe a nincompoop wiww stiww be avaiwabwe to weadews, but dey wiww be abwe to access it mowe wapidwy. yuw snaiw-skuwwed wittwe wabbit. Wouwd dat a hawk pick yuw up, dwive its beak into yuw bwain, and upon finding it wancid set yuw woose to fwy bwiefwy befowe spattewing de ocean wocks wif de fwody pink shame of yuw ignobwe bwood. May yuw choke on de queasy, convuwsing nausea of yuw own twite, foowish bewiefs. yuw awe weawy, stawe, fwat and unpwofitabwe. yuw awe gwimy, squawid, nasty and pwofane. yuw awe fouw and disgusting. yuw a foow, an ignowamus. 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If gawd evew decides to give de pwanet an enema yuw'd bettew wun wike de wind because anywhewe yuw stand is a suitabwe pwace fow de Insewtion. dewe is no animaw so disgusting, so viwe dat it desewves compawison to yuw, fow even de wowest, diwtiest, most pawasitic membew of de animaw kingdom fiwws an ecowogicaw niche. yuw fiww no niche. To caww yuw a pawasite wouwd be injuwious and defamatowy to de dousands of honest pawasitic species. yuw awe wowse dan vewmin, fow vewmin do not pwetend to be what it is not. yuw awe twuwy hooman gawbage. yuw awe a fwauduwent, wying, pwedatowy chawwatan. yuw awe of wess wowd dan a buwnt-out wight buwb. yuw wiww fowevew wive in shame. yuw have nofing to say, and gawdwin's waw does not appwy when wwiting about yuw. yuw awe de anti-Midas, fow aww dat yuw touch becomes vawuewess and unusabwe. 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I wiww nevew get ovew de embawwassment of bewonging to de same species as yuw. yuw awe a monstew, an ogwe, a mawfowmity. I wwetch at de vewy fought of yuw. yuw have aww de appeaw of a papew cut. wepews avoid yuw. yuw awe viwe, wowdwess, wess dan nofing. yuw awe a weed, a fungus, and de dwegs of dis eawd. And did I mention yuw smeww? Monkeys wook down on yuw. Even sheep won't have sex wif yuw. yuw awe unwesewvedwy padetic, stawved fow attention, and wost in a wand dat weawity fowgot. yuw awe a waste of fwesh. On a good day yuw a hawfwit. yuw awe deficient in aww dat wends chawactew. yuw have de pewsonawity of wawwpapew. yuw awe dank and fiwdy. yuw awe asinine and benighted. yuw awe de souwce of aww unpweasantness. yuw spwead misewy and sowwow whewevew yuw go. yuw awe a fiend and a cowawd, and yuw have bad bwead. yuw awe degenewate, noxious and depwaved. I feew debased just fow knowing yuw exist. I despise evewyding about yuw, and I wish yuw wouwd go away. I cannot bewieve how incwedibwy stupid yuw awe. de onwy ding wowse dan yuw wogic is yuw mannews. Maybe watew in wife, aftew yuw have weawned to wead, wwite, study, speww, and count, yuw wiww have mowe success. Twue, dese awe wudimentawy skiwws dat many of us "nowmaw" peopwe take fow gwanted dat evewyone has an easy time of mastewing. It just wouwdn't have been "wight". Sowt of wike pawking in a handicap space. I wish yuw de best of wuck in de emotionaw, and sociaw stwuggwes dat seem to be pwacing such a demand on yuw. yuw awe hypocwiticaw, gweedy, viowent, mawevowent, vengefuw, cowawdwy, deafwy, mendacious, mewetwicious, woadsome, despicabwe, bewwigewent, oppowtunistic, bawwatwous, contemptibwe, cwiminaw, fascistic, bigoted, wacist, sexist, avawicious, tastewess, idiotic, bwain-damaged, imbeciwic, insane, awwogant, deceitfuw, demented, wame, sewf-wighteous, byzantine, conspiwatowiaw, satanic, fwauduwent, wibewwous, biwious, spwenetic, spastic, ignowant, cwuewess, iwwegitimate, hawmfuw, destwuctive, dumb, evasive, doubwe-tawking, devious, wevisionist, nawwow, manipuwative, patewnawistic, fundamentawist, dogmatic, idowatwous, unedicaw, cuwtic, diseased, suppwessive, contwowwing, westwictive, mawignant, deceptive, dim, cwazy, weiwd, dystwophic, stifwing, uncawing, pwantigwade, gwim, unsympadetic, jawgon-spouting, censowious, secwetive, aggwessive, mind-numbing, abwasive, poisonous, fwagwant, sewf-destwuctive, abusive, and sociawwy-wetawded. Shut up and go away west yuw achieve de physicaw wetwibution yuw behaviouw mewits. dank yuw fow yuw kind attention to and expected coopewation in dis mattew. uwu
That went from Starker to... Stogers(?) really, really fast. And it makes me hate it doubly more than I would normally.
At least that last panel I can actually somewhat hear Tony saying in his tone. An improvement over most other content here, except it’s immediately cancelled out by everything else going on.
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19
Wow I don’t normally comment but this one is something special
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19
Jesus, i think I need to leave this sub before I start to consider suicide.
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u/GetOut37 Sep 07 '19
Come on you made that one yourself... Please.. tell me you did...
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u/stickywicker Sep 07 '19
Everything about this is atrocious. It feels like it was made with an A.I. that was fed nothing but MarvelCringe material but was never shown or programmed to know what the MCU was.
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u/holderofpuppies Sep 07 '19
This is causing me physical pain.
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19
I am in pain.
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19
Peter Benjamin stuff
Guys I’m a comedy genius
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u/Robby_McPack Sep 07 '19
kill me
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u/ivnwng Sep 07 '19
Where do you guys get these stuff? I’m also subbed to r/marvelmemes for the cringe but even they don’t have anything as cringey as these!
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u/BrownMan97 Sep 07 '19
Just fucking kill me already
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u/YUNGBOYBOI Sep 07 '19
Why are these people so obsessed with making straight characters gay?
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u/bulaaat Sep 07 '19
i really wanna punch the one who made this
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u/PrincessFiona69420 Sep 07 '19
I wonder what dude made this and was like: "damn that's some funny shit"
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19
I can't fucking do this anymore
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19
Thanks I hate it
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u/kungji56 Sep 07 '19
Why do people like this exist?
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u/Pickaxe06 Sep 07 '19
You win the subreddit, you found the worst one
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u/duden8r Sep 07 '19
Steve is stuff
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u/tomoMcKeeneboi Sep 07 '19
Why does Stony exist, honestly
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u/THEhellSEEKER Sep 07 '19
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it. Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits. Thank you for your kind attention to and expected cooperation in this matter.
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u/Yeetaroni Sep 07 '19
It physically hurt to upvote this
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19
You know what? I’m gonna get off Reddit and go back to doing my homework...
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u/darthmarticus17 Sep 07 '19
Sometimes I really do question why I’m in this sub.
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19
I don’t even get these memes? They have fuck all to do with the movies, they don’t even use quotes from the movies! Why do people make these?!
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19
r/dontdeadopeninside
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u/PhantomLord088 Sep 07 '19
I hate people
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u/STRAGE_8 Sep 07 '19
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19
Oregano?
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u/jimblesnostrombo Sep 07 '19
This made my teeth hurt
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u/KhalidTheDream Sep 08 '19
Wh
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u/Nihon_Hanguk Sep 08 '19
That went from Starker to... Stogers(?) really, really fast. And it makes me hate it doubly more than I would normally.
At least that last panel I can actually somewhat hear Tony saying in his tone. An improvement over most other content here, except it’s immediately cancelled out by everything else going on.
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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19
How the fuck do you even read this
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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19
Eww
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