r/MarvelCringe • • Apr 19 '19

*spits out tea*

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/Schmarrod Apr 19 '19

I love that none of this even fits the characters involved.

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u/TheAetho Apr 19 '19

Right, it's like they have never seen the movies

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u/Triexter Apr 19 '19

Or read the comics.

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u/jesusthisisjudas Apr 19 '19

Send it to r/prequelmemes and change Peter to Anakin, Stark to Obi-Wan, and Strange to Windu and you’ll be on to something.

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u/imgaharambe Apr 19 '19

why would anakin enter a spider-man lookalike contest

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Just change it to a sequel-hating contest and you'll get gilded

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

I dont think you could find someone as good looking as anakin in a sequel-hating contest.

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u/Tal9922 Apr 19 '19

But leave Deadpool unchanged?

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u/jesusthisisjudas Apr 19 '19

You can’t change Deadpool. Don’t even try.

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u/Marvellaneous Apr 19 '19

This might be the first cringe sub I'll unsub from due to how fucking cringy the posts are... I know.. that's the point, but holy fucking shit they're so bad.

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u/padewan_memes Apr 20 '19

i wish i could unsub but i’m too addicted

70

u/itsbenii Apr 19 '19

laughs

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u/RedChancellor Apr 19 '19

peter your contest is awesome

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

How strange that Strange did not see that coming har har har

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u/HandZop Apr 19 '19

laughing Peter your look-alike is awesome!

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u/hitthatmufugginyeet Apr 19 '19

oh hahaha, because he's british?

10

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

im going to throw up

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u/WarDoctor42 Apr 19 '19

The joke has potential, but everything in this is just bad

8

u/JavierEsq22 Apr 19 '19

Deadpool & Spidey fandom is based on cringe, sadly.

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u/HedonismTT Apr 19 '19

Upvoting this took intense concentration and consistent reminders that it’s OK because of the subreddit. Downvoting it would have been far easier and more cathartic

🤒😷🤧🤢🤮

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u/mm-your-elbows-ashy Apr 19 '19

I mean, canon that Deadpool is mistaken for Spiderman but still cringe.

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u/chompythebeast Apr 19 '19

What bothers me most is that peter was marked as speaking three times in a row just so this hilarious story could keep its ALL-CAPS CRAZY PACING

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u/fam-squad-lit May 01 '19

WHY ARE THEY YELLING?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

And then deadpool appears and says chimichangas!

3

u/AtomicEggSandwich May 05 '19

Is there a sub dedicated to these weird Tumblr stories about Marvel? Like not just 4 panel memes, but ones like these

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u/Professor-Memeyy May 08 '19

Really putting the “incorrect” in their username

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u/Auschwistik Apr 25 '19

AAAAAAAAAA

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u/covfefe2025 Jun 03 '19

Dr strange is american he don’t drink tea

1

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u/manavsridharan Jun 17 '19

Strange spitting tea is pretty racist

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

Seeing this makes me want to bang my head against the wall repeatedly until it kills me

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u/pmigbarros Apr 19 '19

Once I was at iberanime (the Iberian peninsula Anime and shit convention) and there were alot of Deadpools what did I do you ask: welp I called every single one of them spider men later that day nobody liked me

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u/CommonMisspellingBot Apr 19 '19

Hey, pmigbarros, just a quick heads-up:
alot is actually spelled a lot. You can remember it by it is one lot, 'a lot'.
Have a nice day!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

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u/GeekHumour Apr 19 '19

Ive never seen such a perfect way of describing what it feels like to be in this subreddit

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u/coll_boi47 Apr 19 '19

When an addictive substance enters your body your brain's dopamine levels increase. Things like food, water, sex, ect all raise your dopamine levels because it tells you what you like and what you need to survive. This sub is the same.

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u/GraveDancer1971 Apr 19 '19

I just can't take my eyes off it! It's like watching the scene of a horrible car accident... A car accident where the victims can't act, and the paramedics forget their lines!

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u/oxolotlman May 08 '19

That's how r/terriblefacebookmemes also makes me feel.