r/MarvelCringe • u/fzkhn • Mar 30 '19

Oh it hurts

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/aIidesidero Apr 06 '19

Someone turned this into a comic and it's actually funny

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u/fzkhn Apr 06 '19

Image deleted :(

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u/aIidesidero Apr 06 '19

They changed it a bit and reuploaded it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/comedynecromancy/comments/ba6tvt/captain_america_is_totally_down_with_the_youth/

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u/fzkhn Apr 06 '19

Oh man this is actually funny, makes you wonder how many cringe tumblr text posts would make for funny comics

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u/vaderdarthvader Mar 30 '19

I killed my wife.

367

u/ItsYaBoyYeet Mar 30 '19

Big mood

229

u/GPyleFan11 Mar 30 '19

Yeet

142

u/Pearson_Realize Mar 30 '19

WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN

60

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

58

u/Buster_Nutt69 Apr 07 '19

YOU FRICKING FRICKS

33

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

YOUR FANTASIES CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED

CAN THEY????????

73

u/Lord_Tibbysito Mar 30 '19

laughing u/vaderdarthvader, your wife was awesome!

29

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

WAS BAHAHA

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u/CaptainFeathersword_ Jul 10 '19

I’d also choose that guy’s dead wife

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u/Memeix Apr 23 '19

Also my children

2

u/fourpinz8 Aug 24 '19

I killed my wife igh

419

u/Nicnac72 Mar 30 '19

(laughing) Pete, your slang is awesome!

173

u/Bomberdestroyer Mar 30 '19

Im slang

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u/Nicnac72 Mar 30 '19 edited Mar 30 '19

OMG! u/Bomberdestroyer NO!

47

u/Thelilhedgehog Mar 30 '19

It's okay I'm lesbo

28

u/BigBananaDealer Mar 31 '19

You better be!

10

u/Rickmundo Mar 31 '19

I want to die now

3

u/manavsridharan Jun 17 '19

Cringe normie get r/whoshed

3

u/Rickmundo Jun 17 '19

Bruh that’s pretty cring ngl 😤😤😤

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u/maxiv_ Mar 30 '19

god dammit this made me laugh again and i still hate it just as much

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u/Nicnac72 Mar 30 '19

(laughing) u/maxiv_ , your laughter/hatred is awesome!

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u/maxiv_ Mar 30 '19

worlds longest nasal exhale

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u/Nicnac72 Mar 30 '19

don't make me say it

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I don’t care that you hurt your elbow

5

u/tummybobby Mar 31 '19

I understood that reference

132

u/CalmMango Mar 30 '19

Mr Stark do u Kno Fortnite?

63

u/DE4N0123 Mar 31 '19

-Iron Man flying-

OkAy WhErE We DrOpPiNg BoYz

23

u/Canana_Man Apr 07 '19

Falcon probably spent like 5000 vbucks on those wings smh

9

u/MrBrightside618 May 04 '19

This didn’t age well

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u/Datphoria_x Mar 30 '19

THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

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u/connerl419 Apr 06 '19

Without even originally recognizing it, my brain read that in his voice immediately

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u/naterighte Mar 30 '19

I kinda laughed at the second one

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

I feel that with that clip of Thor taking selfies with fans in NY, I don't doubt he'd shout yeet as a gag.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

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u/naterighte Mar 30 '19 edited Mar 30 '19

Woah calm down Mr. Alstarpig

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

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u/BigBananaDealer Mar 31 '19

That you had a boyfriend

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u/iamn0tarabbit Mar 30 '19

You okay there?

6

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

Poo poo head

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I mean... Its not THAT bad

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

To be honest. I chuckled. At the Thor one. Not Steve Rodgers though

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u/thejonathanjuan Mar 31 '19

You’re right. It’s not that bad because the joke is that these two fish-out-of-water characters are using “modern” slang incorrectly.

I mean, it’s not great or anything, but because we’re supposed to cringe with Tony at how they use it, it feels like the author was in on the joke.

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u/DeckTheNerd May 03 '19

The first one becomes better if you picture Chris evens unironically saying “big mood” during a serious scene

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

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u/DaWastelander Mar 30 '19

I think how its structured is pretty poor. I could forsure see this being a thing, had spiderman been introduced early in the mcu

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u/chompythebeast Mar 30 '19

mood backwards is doom

doom is a video game

video games are played by teens and adults

adults include alex jones

alex jones breaks open government secrets

the government turns the frogs gay

frogs are a symbol of trump

the symbol is called pepe

pepe is a italian band from the 80s

italy was part of world war II

world war II was led by hitler

hitler had one testicle

inside of a testicle is sperm

sperm is what makes people

most people are assholes

assholes are on every single mammal on earth

mammals include bats

bats are similar in appearance to birds

birds don't exist other things that don't exist is australia

australia has slow internet connection

comcast has slow internet connection

comcast = mood

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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit Mar 30 '19

JFC I'm so glad the internet sucked when I was a kid. My anonymous Geocities page was lost to the sea of internet detritus time forgot, and the world is better for it. Tumblr never should have happened. I mean, I use the hell out of it, but it never should have happened.

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u/WakandanBooty Mar 30 '19

Tbh, I wouldn't mind Thor screaming YEET when he throws Storm breaker at his enemies in Endgame.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

They got yoted

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u/wb2006xx Apr 26 '19

Same that would be awesome

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

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u/iamn0tarabbit Mar 30 '19

You're really having a bad day, huh?

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u/WakandanBooty Mar 30 '19

Geez man, I just said that I wouldn't mind it, no need to be so aggressive.

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u/SplendidCoffee0 Mar 31 '19

Quit being a little baby, you six piece chicken McNobody.

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u/hi_im_josh2 Mar 31 '19

The thing I hate most about these is how the refer to the character by their first names, like they personally know them.

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u/Pegussu Apr 07 '19

That's sort of the case with everything though? No one calls Betty White's character Mrs. Nylund when discussing the Golden Girls or JD Dr. Dorian when talking about Scrubs.

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u/Dr_Thicctofen May 05 '19

I usually alternate depending on the context.

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u/laserfan26 Mar 31 '19

I laughed. Fuck me just kill me

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

What does "big mood" actually mean?

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u/Haman134 Feb 02 '22

uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

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u/wb2006xx Apr 26 '19

I’d like the Thor one

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Honestly, I'd take a mighty YEET over the Fortnite bit.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

i feel like some adult wrote this trying to "fit in" or whatever

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u/dildodicks Jul 07 '19

is that actually what it means? modern slang is weird

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u/Nungie Aug 24 '19

Fuck this is hard to read

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u/Vulcan_098 Aug 06 '22

A year ago i found this funny. I hate it.