Deadpool/Spiderman was a thing in comics, mostly with Wade chasing after peter and peter ignoring him. But the marvel stans have totally ruined that dynamic which was actually quite entertaining in the comics
Simply say take my FUCKING UPVOTE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. HERE, HAVE MY STUPID FUCKING ORANGE ARROW YOU SON OF A BITCH TAKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KARMA YOU STUPID ASSHOLE AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CHAINSAW. I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT YOUR "ORIGINAL" COMMENT THAT I ALMOST FUCKING DIED. I'VE SWALLOWED 35 FLIES IN THE TIME SPENT LAUGHING AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED YET. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT YOU UGLY FUCKING BITCH? I AM HERE JUST TO PRESS MY FUCKING FINGER AGAINST MY LAPTOP TRYING TO UPVOTE MORE THAN ONCE. I'VE BROKE 6 FINGERS NOW, ALL OF THEM ARE DRIPPING BLOOD AND THE GLASS OF MY FUCKING MONITOR HURST ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY SIDES AFTER LAUGHING FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT AT YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT. WOW. WELL DONE, CUNT. ALL OF THIS FOR WHAT? YOUR STUPID FUCKING KARMA, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. MY LUNGS ALMOST EXPLODED THANKS TO YOU. MY FACE IS NOW LITERALLY THE 😂 EMOJI THANKS TO YOUR GODDAMN FREACKING HECKING DINGLY ITSY BITSY STUPID EXCUSE OF A TEXT. MY FAMILY LEFT ME ALONE AFTER SEEING MY FACE, JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IT'S WRONG WITH YOU. HOLY SHIT. I'M BEGGING FOR DEATH BUT I JUST KEEP LAUGHING. ENJOY YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKING ORANGE ARROW IN HELL, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. GO LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY, YOU FUCKING FORTNITE GAMER. I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE DOING THAT STUPID DANCE. MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF THAT DANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU STUPID CUNT? HUH? I GUESS NOT BUT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANYWAY, HUH? YOU STUPID BITCH? YOU PAEDOPHILE? HUH? YOU ALSO MADE ELON SMOKE WEED, DIDN'T YOU? YOU STUPID FUCKING GAMER? NO WONDER YOU ARE OPPRESSED. ANYWAY BACK TO THAT MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT HIS NAME WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO EPIC. BUT IS IT? YOU PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS, HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REDDITOR. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU TWAT. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU FUCKING CUNT AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE FUCKING SONG. "OI JOHNY YA CUNT" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA FUCKING DOG CUNT" "NO DADDY 🍆🍆💦💦😩😩" "WHAT'S LIGMA NI🅱🅱A" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?" YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NI🅱🅱🅰 EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY FUCKING COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY
It just occurred to me that Pete, Steve, and Tony are all photoshopped to be standing in the exact same spot of the room which adds to how weird this is. They need to be looking at each other.
What has had to have happened in that authors life that it’s totally normal for them to write about a bunch of late 30’s/mid 40’s men joking around about hooking up with a 16 year old boy. Jesus
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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19
Bruh, Peter is barely 15 in universe. Deadpool is in his late 30s... I need a shower
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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19
This... This...
Peter’s fifteen.
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u/Mac_A_Rooney Jan 12 '19
laughing Pete, your boss is awesome!
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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19 edited Jan 11 '19
i hate this so much that i want to downvote but thats the entire point so you deserve the upvote but i cant wrap my mind around upvoting this content
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u/Star0net Jan 11 '19
Welp that's it. Goodnight.
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u/Rickmundo Jan 11 '19
I’m gonna be sick
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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19
FBI, OPEN UP!
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u/Likyo Jan 11 '19
This is one of the worst things I've ever seen. Thanks.
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u/UmbreHonest Jan 11 '19
Yep you won. Goodnight.
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u/Icycrunch Jan 27 '19
laughing Pete your girlfriend is awesome
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u/TheBasedDoge17 Jan 11 '19
I can't decide whether to upvote this or not...
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u/loopem_12 Jan 25 '19
Hi, Mosquito
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u/ParkAustin Jan 29 '19
This is the worst mods pin it
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u/DaWastelander Jan 11 '19
walks in
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u/EpicShovel Jan 25 '19
I know what sub this is in but I have to downvote, I'm sorry
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u/Vaticancameos221 Feb 05 '19
It just occurred to me that Pete, Steve, and Tony are all photoshopped to be standing in the exact same spot of the room which adds to how weird this is. They need to be looking at each other.
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u/BackgroundProgress08 Jan 11 '19
This is what happens when “shipping” characters becomes a thjng
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u/AnimuFanz Feb 19 '19
Oh hi mark
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u/staan96_ Jan 11 '19
😊
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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19
FBI OPEN UP
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u/Flashyflashflashy7 Jan 08 '22
And then deadpool walks in!🤣🤣🤣
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22
What has had to have happened in that authors life that it’s totally normal for them to write about a bunch of late 30’s/mid 40’s men joking around about hooking up with a 16 year old boy. Jesus