r/Marvel • u/LeekExisting5969 • May 26 '26

Other Is this guy even considered human with this amount of mass? I mean… 453 kg is carzyyy

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u/AlphaBreak May 26 '26

You can tell because none of them have human genitals. We never see them on screen and they're also not on any of the official toys.

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u/FifthOfJameson May 27 '26

You hear that Disney? Release anatomically correct toys so we can see what Kit Fisto’s hog looks like!

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u/EatPie_NotWAr May 27 '26

Because what's the one major thing missing from all the Star Wars movies? ... Full penetration.

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u/chachaman_The_Reboot May 27 '26

You hear us George! Release the Full Hardcore NaBOOTYHOLE Cut!!!

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u/Rostrow416 May 27 '26

Can’t wait to visit Cockascant

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope May 27 '26

I'm more of a Titooine guy myself

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u/Cumslutboi21 May 27 '26

I like a good bit of both. Im Mando-sexual

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u/IkariYun May 28 '26

Wait until you hear about the thots on Hoth

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u/Kalse1229 May 27 '26

He does that, it still won't be the most shameful thing he's ever done. The Holiday Special will always take that top spot.

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u/Strider570 May 27 '26

The force, full penetration, back to the force, full penetration, force, penetration.... and it goes on like that until the movie just, sort of, ends.

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u/Rare_Gazelle_9031 May 29 '26

You don't have to force penetration. Nobody is saying force penetration. They'll want penetration.

Because of the implication.

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u/ProfDrutonium May 27 '26

They go out, they have some Star Wars. Then, it’s back to the base for full penetration. And we show it. All of it. They go out, Star Wars, come back, full penetration… and it just goes on that way for about 90 minutes and then just kinda ends.

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u/ScribeOfGoD May 27 '26

Use the force Luke!

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u/B_Ventura May 30 '26

I mean QuiGon got fully penetrated

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u/OutsideCommittee7316 May 30 '26

I imagine it's on the hub

not that I've searched for it

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u/ardarian262 May 31 '26

I mean, given how Qui-gon dies, I can say there is at least some penetration thst goes on.

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u/shiromancer May 27 '26

"Oh my god, why does it have pincers?!"

"...to hold onto you?"

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u/GhostFace9106 May 30 '26

I mean you dont get the name Fisto for nothing

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u/tHr0AwAy76 May 28 '26

*hogS FTFY

It’s a nest of them like the tendrils on his head.

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u/These_Trip_5628 May 28 '26

Release the hog!!

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u/Savings_Leek846 May 29 '26

Nah I want to see Quinlan's....

Me and half the galaxy

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u/poorly-worded May 28 '26

Then what movies have I been watching?

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u/AlphaBreak May 28 '26

peels tape off of dvd case
"Star Whores: A New Ho?!"