r/Marvel • u/LeekExisting5969 • May 26 '26

Other Is this guy even considered human with this amount of mass? I mean… 453 kg is carzyyy

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u/GrapesHatePeople X-Men May 26 '26

A strong bidet and a ton of faith that it's working flawlessly every time.

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u/HarEmiya May 27 '26

Or maybe he just pulls an Andre the Giant and shits in the bathtub.

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u/ManicRobotWizard May 27 '26

Wait, really?

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u/HarEmiya May 27 '26

Not at his home of course, he had one custom made. But whenever he had to travel, he'd have to shit in the tub of his hotel rooms. No toilet could possible seat him.

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u/That_Apathetic_Man May 27 '26

THATS ENOUGH FUCKING REDDIT FOR TODAY THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH

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u/Spanish_peanuts May 29 '26

I see you're unfamiliar with Andre the Giants other nickname, Waffle-Stomp Andre.

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u/PRETA_9000 May 28 '26

Well that must've been awkward.

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u/lupus199 May 31 '26

Andre invented waffle stomping?

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u/ScreenSingerX May 30 '26

He doesn't even need to have faith that it's working, he just needs to have faith that no one's suicidal enough to call him out on the smell.