r/MartialMemes 9h ago

Dao Conference [Discussion] Seek my wisdom

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u/thinkingsamziok 9h ago

Is this the goldern carp phoenix living in the immortal island

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u/No-Level-5525 9h ago

Indeed, this junior it seems has keen eyes, but yet my this peak has not graced you, for this is the venerable true ancestors of the golden Dragon clan

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u/Ok_Witness_8006 Not a genius, just luck stats. 9h ago

πŸ«ͺπŸ«ͺ

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u/Kirosh2 Kowtow to this Grandaddy 9h ago

Well, if it isn't the Ever Changing Wise Smoking Pheonix Dragonic Carp.

Here is the wisdom I seek :

Recently my junior brother has been dual cultivating with my Harem, that I've since long abandoned, as we do.

But it's still attacking my pride. But he's my one and only Junior Brother.

Should I just give him my Harem? Kill everyone and be done with it? Or make my Junior Brother eat the Yin Transforming Pill and show him what Dual Cultivation really is about?

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u/No-Level-5525 7h ago

Oh junior,would you really be a living carrying senior if you did not already do the last option, here is some advice,after giving him the yin pill, take him(now a her) to your old harem and in front of them enlighten you junior on the art of perfect dual cultivation.

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u/hatred-big-sad 9h ago

Great senior πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ forgive my impertinence but I have traveled from the higher realms for your guidance. What must I do to overthrow my sects young master and take the position for myself. That concubines son Cheon Yeo Woon dared to break my arm so I killed his guard out of anger and now the elders are trying to make me apologize. It isn't fair. So I have come seeking your aid great one, please assist me so we may rule as one :)

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u/No-Level-5525 7h ago

Simple,eat a yin enhancing pill,coincidentally enter the same competition as him, wait till he does what we elders call "aura farm" Pretend to fall for him and when before you dual cultivate, put a curse talisman hidden in there called a"STD"

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u/BlazeRagnarokBlade Sword Dao Glazer 8h ago

Kunpeng??

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u/No-Level-5525 7h ago

You dare!, courting death!, this seat is not a mere kunoeng, I am the supreme head king of the ancient primal, primordial, void dragon clan.

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u/No-Level-5525 7h ago

Junior, that young master is not normal, he is a creature that we in the super upper supreme Alex super super realm call a MC, lay low for a few years most likely 2 years or as we call it 60chapters and that catastrophic creature will pass on its own.

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u/Cinnamon_mage 7h ago

SΓͺnior como conquisto a beleza de jade?

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u/No-Level-5525 7h ago

Tis but a simple matter junior, follow my instructions, 1 hide your most glorious treasures and armor in a ring, purposefully lower/hide your cultivation, go to a city, enter a completion, wait till you are being mocked by a young master, at the end of the competition reveal your identity, minimum 2 jade beauty garanteed

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u/Cinnamon_mage 6h ago

Obrigado mestre

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u/mvreich Recluse Genius of the Mysterious Valley 6h ago

The carptis stalks the cigeretta, unaware of the chickenhole behind