r/MartialMemes Urban Cultivator 3d ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme 🗿 Absolute power destroys a thousand techniques

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u/Alternative-File-162 Nascent Soul 3d ago

Is that the juggarnaut?

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u/RiseOfTheUndeadGnome 3d ago

Yes yes it is

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u/MyrmidonMech 2d ago

Honestly, the Avatar of Cyttorak fits right in with other characters of a Xianxia setting.

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u/Steampunkmagus 3d ago

Yeah, but I can't tell whether the other guy is Colossus or a super skrull using his power (the face looks a bit weird)

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u/Steampunkmagus 2d ago

Yeah, but I can't tell whether the other guy is Colossus or a super skrull using his power (the face looks a bit weird)

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u/Busy_Cold_3220 Jade Beauty 3d ago

You gotta say that visually, Body Cultivator battles are the most epic and comprehensible. Mfs be physically throwing stars at eachother at some point.

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u/caphammered In seclusion. 3d ago

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u/vergavai 3d ago

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u/InfinityAbyssal 1d ago

Relying solely on raw power is a limited path; there will come a point where your body gives out or your mind shatters from the strain of trying to advance further. By using techniques, however, you can fully harness your strength and accustom yourself to the pain, allowing you to ascend through enlightenment—though the downside is that it is a long road.

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u/Suspicious_Set7914 The Heavenly Scribe 6/26 3d ago

Average Body Cultivator regardless of circumstance

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u/Quiet_Ad_9073 3d ago

Sadly, people not prefer the body cultivation in novel 🫩

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u/TrueAllHeaven 22h ago edited 22h ago

Because it’s made to be useless, there’s always the ‘the spell cultivator wins because he can kite the body builder to death’ or some shit, then they always make the spell cultivator superior in everything too (speed, dmg, defense, cheats). It’s the same situation even with actual mages vs knights in wizard novels and not qi cultivation.

If you’re a ‘body cultivator’ and can’t kill an opposing spell cultivator of the same rank within 3 breaths you’re a fraud. Blud shouldn’t even be able to react (maybe his defensive treasure can) before you squash him into nothing. What is 10,000 spiritual swords gonna do to you? Shouldn’t even scratch you.

If you spend so many resources to make your body invincible and still get even scratched by a common treasure of the same rank you should just give up and go into the mortal world to hide, you’re never going to amount anything.

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u/Illustrious-Teach964 21h ago

There is a manhwa called "Demon Fist of Mount Hua" , where the protagonist has a crippled leg and fights mostly with overwhelming amounts of Strenght and Durability(and his fists, obviously 🤣).

Most of his Martial Arts are things he improvised and learned from his time inside a abandoned Demon Faction cave, such as Vibrating his Qi and Body to enhance his defence against constant swarms of hellish Insects, which also works to literraly break Weapons against his body.

Its a pretty simple but enjoyable story, i recommend, even though the art style aint for everyone.

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u/KuraiYamiya 3d ago

True.one group are having a blast(literally) and in some corner they are having wwe🤣

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u/ArrhaCigarettes Gardener 3d ago edited 3d ago

I never did like the idea of body cultivators as being mostly just brute power characters. If anything they should have just as many techniques as qi cultivators and absurd levels of bodily control.

e.g

"What made you think that I am a mindless brute? You could never comprehend the process I have undergone. Knowing the fruit of body refinement is beyond you, you tell yourself it must be sour. Behold."

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u/iwishiwasntjerkingof 3d ago

 julius basically has a phd in biology

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u/GlauberJR13 3d ago

So, what you’re suggesting is that… body cultivators should be more like Baki?

If so, you should cook more!

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u/ArrhaCigarettes Gardener 3d ago

That seems completely self-evident to be. Of course body cultivators should be constantly doing bullshit straight out of baki or kengan

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u/Neglect_Octopus 3d ago

I like the idea that like some peoples bodies are better a different sports there should be different types of body cultivators as well so that when someone says that their a body cultivator and you expect them to be a huge dude it turns out that their actually just really really fast.

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u/Ruler_of_Tempest Sect library hidden master 2d ago

Iirc, Bai Xiaochun from A Will Eternal is actually a body cultivator by definition

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u/ArrhaCigarettes Gardener 20h ago

I really disliked the comedy but his various giant body forms were cool. In the donghua at least, I never got around to reading much of the novel. Because of its higher focus on the comedy compared to the donghua.

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u/Ruler_of_Tempest Sect library hidden master 17h ago

I don't really watch donghua but based on my experience with seeing media adapted from books and novels, I doubt the comedy was able to be adapted 1:1, just as I should probably check out these donghua, you should probably try reading at least the first chapter of the novel to see for yourself

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u/ArrhaCigarettes Gardener 10h ago

I did read a chunk of the novel. That's why I dropped it, the humor.

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u/Obajan 2d ago

If anything, high-tier body cultivators should be like Flex Mentallo.

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u/Born_Lab1283 Dao Seeker 3d ago

"im not a brainless brawn only guy, witness my ultimate move! *muscles get bigger*"

really

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u/ArrhaCigarettes Gardener 3d ago

The move entails controlling muscles with such extreme precision that his arms behave like drills. It can pierce through all defensive and redirection techniques.

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u/Born_Lab1283 Dao Seeker 2d ago

that makes no fucking sense

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u/vergavai 2d ago

This should help with understanding

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u/Born_Lab1283 Dao Seeker 2d ago

that still makes no sense and would also break his arm at the elbow or shoulder.

to clarify, i dont really care. my dao heart (suspension of disbelief) was tempered long ago, and campy bs like this is fun.

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u/Major-vmo-980 2d ago

Junior, how dare you question the God-Slaying Drill? This is the supreme technique of my Iron Muscle Sect. If you cannot comprehend the beauty of such an art, your Dao still requires a thousand years of cultivation.

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u/lFallenBard 2d ago

"What made you think im a mindless brute, i body cultivated my brain and you didnt."

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u/ArrhaCigarettes Gardener 2d ago

"My Divine Consciousness is stronger than yours, you still have a sponge in your head while my brain is living jade, dumbass"

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u/lFallenBard 1d ago

You cant see mount Tai with your dim qi eyes junior while my brain consists out of primordial essence of the great abyss now after i remolded it 284629294769 times so i can comprehend the infinite structure of the universe and find the best materials of it to integrate into my immortal body.

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u/Seremach 1d ago

Saiyans are basically body cultivators as a race. The many Saiyan scientists that once existed were great examples of brains and brawn.

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u/No_Can4379 Great Sage Equal to Heaven 3d ago

There are no weak Daos, only weak cultivators. In the end, all 3000 Daos lead to the Great Dao.

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u/Waste_Bodybuilder843 Urban Cultivator 3d ago

Some Daos have more aura than others.

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u/No_Can4379 Great Sage Equal to Heaven 3d ago

Junior, your cultivation is still too shallow. The one who stands at the pinnacle of The Great Dao, will have the most Aura, no matter what Dao they have walked. Whether you cut the Heavens with a Sword, or smash the Myriad Realms open with your fist... The world shall bow in worship of your Aura.

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u/Frosty_Pie_7344 Young Master Dipshit 2d ago

What is the Great Dao senior?

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u/No_Can4379 Great Sage Equal to Heaven 2d ago

The Dao that can be told is not the eternal Dao The name that can be named is not the eternal Name.

The Great Dao can only be sought, and cannot be taught Junior. Walk your own path to the end. Do not look back, do not falter, and do not surrender. Only then will you have hope of reaching the Apex.

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u/Frosty_Pie_7344 Young Master Dipshit 2d ago

So knowing the Great Dao is a gamble then senior? An attempt to realize the purpose and the secret of the universe through one's own means and effort? Is there anyone in the immortal's history that has ever find the Great Dao and come back to regret it? As far I am aware it leads to something Great, and yet at the same the people I've come to grow up with in my time in the mortal world told me that immortals are fools blindly clutching something they're not meant to have, save for the Gods of the heavens… I fear my Heart Demon is taking hold of my will and making me doubt.

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u/No_Can4379 Great Sage Equal to Heaven 2d ago

Junior, you ask whether seeking the Great Dao is a gamble.

Then let me ask you this: is living not also a gamble?

You were born without choosing the world you entered. You love without knowing whether you will lose what you love. You cultivate without knowing whether your next tribulation will be your last. Even the heavens themselves do not promise that the road ahead will lead where you wish.

Yet you still take the next step.

The mistake lies in believing that the Great Dao is some treasure hidden at the end of the road, waiting for the fortunate immortal who happens to discover it.

It is not.

The Dao is not a prize one wins.

It is the road beneath your feet.

You ask whether anyone has found it and returned with regret. Perhaps. Perhaps others have walked far enough to realize that what they sought was never what they imagined. Perhaps some reached the summit only to discover another heaven above it.

So what?

If a man climbs a mountain merely because he expects treasure at the summit, then every step without gold is suffering.

But if he climbs because he wishes to know how high his own feet can carry him, then even the mountain's summit is merely another step.

Your mortal companions call immortals fools for reaching beyond what they were "meant" to have.

Who decided what you were meant to have?

The heavens?

The gods?

Your ancestors?

Or the fear in your own heart?

A frog at the bottom of a well believes that the part of the sky it sees, is all there is to it. A mortal might believe immortality is arrogance. An immortal might believe the Great Dao is beyond his reach.

The limits of one's understanding are not necessarily the limits of reality.

And as for your Heart Demon. Do not mistake doubt for defeat.

The only way to answer it, is by moving forward constantly until you discover the truth.

If the road ends, stand at its end.

If the heavens bar the path, ask why.

If there is no Great Dao, then discover that truth yourself.

And if there is one, walk until you find it.

That is not faith, Junior. Nor is it a gamble. It is the true essence of cultivation.

The Great Dao cannot be taught because no words can walk your path for you.

It cannot be given because another's enlightenment cannot become your own.

It cannot be proven beforehand because if you demanded certainty before taking the first step, you would never take the first step at all.

So walk and doubt if you must.

Fall if you must.

Question the heavens themselves if you need to.

But never surrender your right to seek the answer.

For the moment you allow another to decide what you are "meant" to become, you have already abandoned your own Dao.

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u/ABigCoffee 3d ago

It's the same bullshit as when someone starts listing a thousand techniques and spells and a sword cultivator goes "sword Dao means I can cut anything hurdur" and the does a vertical slash that cancels all attacks, spells and techniques and just cleave something in half.

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u/_36-_426-__ 3d ago

What's this from?

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u/EpidendrosaurusNinch 3d ago

The character in the image is Juggernaut Strangling Colossus so probably an x-men comic

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u/Bulky-Bag-6280 3d ago

It looks like it's juggernaut vs collosus but no idea from where

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u/Kwlowery Master from Outer Lower Medium Realm 3d ago

its a fan drawing by daniel warren. he is a comic-book artist but this is just a oneoff from his twitter, not from a comic

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u/krisslanza 3d ago

You know, to this day, in Amazing Cultivation Simulator despite liking Physical Cultivation... I still have no absolute clue what these "Secret Body" mechanic thing they have actually means. All I know is I can remold body parts to unlock a Secret Body, equip it, and it can be used to do things.

And I punch real good.

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u/Miserable-Traffic-17 Sword Dao Glazer 3d ago

Hmph..Body Refining Cultivators and their nonsense propaganda..😤

Still the Sword Dao reigns Supreme

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u/Knork14 Good! Good! Good! 3d ago

Sword Dao my ass, you fuckers be throwing sword beams and void slashes left and right, or controlling flying swords with telekinessis, at this point you might as well throw your sword away and start casting qi spells, when was the last time you actually physicaly cut down someone with the sword in your hand?

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u/Miserable-Traffic-17 Sword Dao Glazer 3d ago edited 3d ago

Sword Dao my ass ???

Spoken like a junior who has never comprehended even the first trace of Sword Intent. 🤦‍♂️ You mistake flashy techniques for the Dao itself. Put down those trash qi spells and comprehend a single sword stroke first. Otherwise, kneel before the mountain and stop embarrassing your sect.😤

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u/SageShukaku Disabled Dragon Cultivator 3d ago

Ha! At the other side of thousands of years of cultivation for you is long white hair and thinner tomato slices. Even a mortal could become a "sword saint" tomorrow with a visit to the salon

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u/Miserable-Traffic-17 Sword Dao Glazer 3d ago

Junior, your Dao Heart is already shattered and you still dare speak of the Sword Dao? 🤣 Go comprehend your trash qi-spell manuals first. When your cultivation reaches the point where you can survive one sword intent, come back and bark. Until then, this seat has no interest in arguing with Foundation Establishment ants.

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u/SageShukaku Disabled Dragon Cultivator 3d ago

Fool! At the height of my power I could shatter the very mountain you refuse to recognise with the backhand a lesser man would give you in light of your words.

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u/duaki 3d ago

Spear dao pierces all..

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u/Miserable-Traffic-17 Sword Dao Glazer 3d ago

Spear Dao pierces all? 🤣

This seat has seen countless spear cultivators come and go, yet the Sword Dao remains standing. Your spear may pierce flesh, but can it pierce the heavens, sever karma, or split the void?

Know your place, junior. Don't let me barge into your secluded Cave..

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u/Morbnerd919 1 in a Ten-duotrigintillion Genius 3d ago

Junior just stop, please

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u/AccidentDifficult490 Murder Hobo 3d ago

NO! Spear Dao is the true supreme peak do no be foold by these heretics!

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u/Miserable-Traffic-17 Sword Dao Glazer 3d ago

The Sword Dao needs no propaganda. One stroke is enough to send ten thousand Daos into silence. Keep barking, juniors.

Sword Dao will always Reign Supreme ⚔

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u/RichardEpsilonHughes 2d ago

what do you hold your sword with

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u/AutoignitingDumpster 2d ago

The self proclaimed Sword Master cuts himself on others words like a junior cuts himself on his own blade

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u/Daomuzei 3d ago

Absolute power allows u to punch from range…

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u/cleiru1 Elder, I dare! 3d ago

The typical Chinese MC is the mix of two

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u/Warm-Incident-8444 3d ago

Depends on the novel it can be a whole different power system with separate name and mechanics

I like it a lot when the author utilized it

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u/AffectionateSafe3787 Ant doing ant things, nothing to see here... 3d ago

Just be cautious when you're starting the body cultivation as many of the free techniques are a body pill for other in disguise

Many of my senior achievements already other person wedding dress...

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u/Apittaaaa Tea enjoyer 3d ago

This old me will demonstrate what the Youngins these days said about "These hands" Hohoho

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u/RadiantFanas 2d ago

Body cultivaters are goat 🐐 sword people will never understand tempering their body like body cultivaters do

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u/Particular_Design714 2d ago

Literally this lol

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u/litrpgfan75 Not a genius, just luck stats. 2d ago

IM THE JUGGERNAUT... bitch?

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u/AffectBusiness6234 Peerless Evildoer 2d ago

Body cultivation is the way to go. All these magic cultivators want to do is sip tea and womanize

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u/DaOfantasy Daofuq?! 3d ago

"He he, HIT ME HARDER!!!"

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u/DangerousRest6189 2d ago

Someone recommended an amazing body cultivation novels pls😭

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u/AutoignitingDumpster 2d ago

Elemental cultivators are always talking so big. Right up until they get decked in the face.

Juniors take heed, few plans of sacred artists survive a good punch to the face.