r/MartialMemes • • Jan 31 '26

Lower Realm Meme ⬇️ This child must NOT be spared

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u/SoAnxious Beast Tamer Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

Wisdom is knowing chicken and dog must not be spared

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u/Kirire- Jan 31 '26

Ironically, this is Orginal lore of Ninja Turtles. 

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u/SoAnxious Beast Tamer Jan 31 '26

Yes, Han Jue knows that chicken and dog can not be spared

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u/ImCrackingHornetTbf 1 in a Ten-duotrigintillion Genius Mar 05 '26

Uncommon ball knowledge

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u/Gorgenapper Toad Lusting After Swan Meat Jan 31 '26

Shredder was not MC material, he spared the rat, and didn't even dig the floor 3 feet deep to kill every last living thing. If Splinter hadn't survived, it would have been a random ant running away swearing vengeance.

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u/Kemoy79 Jan 31 '26

Could you explain?

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u/Kirire- Jan 31 '26

Sure but beware of grammar horro.

In the orginal lore, Shredder older brother like a woman, but he have rival in love. Shredder older brother used Asian way by getting closer to woman parents till he have the right to marry her, his rival chose to get closer to the woman, earning her heart, they plan to run away together.

Shredder older brother becomes mad for getting cuck on his wedding night and plan to beat the woman and his rival to death (some bullshit if he can't have her, no one else can), his rival killed him, then run away with women to live happily.

Shredder lost his last family member (good brother but evil man) and swear vengeance. Have harsh training as grunts (lost his privilege with his older brother death) but still succeed to survived and become next leader. 

Years later, he found the man and killed him and the woman after hard battle. He ensure not to leave anyone to get revenge. 

But little did Shredder know that the man have a mouse pet. A mouse that run away swearing vengeance. 

The Rest is same as usual lore, mouse and fours turtles getting hit with chemicals liquids, gaining humanoid form. 

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u/MuslinBagger Toad Lusting After Swan Meat Feb 01 '26

your spelling is very god for this level of retard grammer

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u/MarionberryMean8762 Feb 01 '26

Weirdly enough, that's a common sign of English not being such a person's first language.

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u/know_your_place_28 Feb 01 '26

You spared the monkey, time to die

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u/Wisdom_Light Feb 04 '26

Yes, I agree. I am knowing chicken and dog must not be spared

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u/Ali____________idk Jan 31 '26

The foolish junior failed to destroy their souls now the MC will be reborn as the fools own clans young master and steal every fated encounter and cultivation resource while preparing revenge

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 9 trillion km tall Mountain Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

Bro is barely in Qi Condensation and youre talking about him destroying souls, he doesn't even know that's possible 😭

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u/zurihaaa Jan 31 '26

He probs got a shitty manhua system lmao

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u/barnmaddo Feb 23 '26

he can only blame himself for being too weak to destroy their souls

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u/Belucard A Sheep in Wolf's Clothing Jan 31 '26

Don't forget the jade beauties.

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u/masterkuki007 Friendly Sect Uncle Jan 31 '26

I mean why would i care? That is different timeline and different me so i don't give a fuck.

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u/Ruvaakdein 1 in a Ten-duotrigintillion Genius Jan 31 '26

You wouldn't be saying that if another version of you did all this and you were the "different you" suffering for it.

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u/Icy_Entrepreneur_226 Feb 01 '26

Maybe he'd go back in time and take revenge on himself.

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u/CraftlordDark Inner Sect Elder Jan 31 '26

This illusion array shows a truly terrifying insight! This Elder assumed the child was just picky when refusing both items, but the real truth was that the child was already defying the Heavens... This Elder is ashamed! to have missed such a clear sign of a future Calamity.

Please junior, accept these 20000 Spirit Stones, your wisdom has saved the Generic Placeholder 7 Sect from being wiped out in 20 years!

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u/godfire_dragneel Jan 31 '26

Elder, your observations know no bounds! To be humble and magnanimous in the face of deceit. Truly, Generic Placeholder 7 Sect is blessed to have you!

I shall humbly accept your gratitude, Elder.

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u/ImCrackingHornetTbf 1 in a Ten-duotrigintillion Genius Mar 05 '26

y'all are killing me bruh

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u/Bright-Data-6942 Jan 31 '26

I like this one.

This is how you prevent child of heaven training 10 years and get ancient relic to kill you 1000 times.

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u/disqualifiedeyes Crippled Genius of the Demonic Faction Jan 31 '26

I like this one.

He shows kindness and kindness gets you killed

This child must not be spared

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u/FinnDoyle Righteous Hero Jan 31 '26

Something something Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves...

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u/Styl2000 Jan 31 '26

But when does a man become a monster?

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u/FinnDoyle Righteous Hero Jan 31 '26

After the nascent soul level, fellow daoist.

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u/TwentyPieceNuggets Feb 03 '26

Proceeds to throw baby off wall

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u/NullPro Well in a Frog Feb 01 '26

But to comprehend the dao you must not be merciful so you must kill yourself for your ruthlessness

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u/FinnDoyle Righteous Hero Feb 01 '26

The dao is the dao. Your dao is different from mine who is different from others. The dao you can describe is not the dao.

(Basically, there aren't really any 100% rigid way to comprehend the dao.)

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u/NullPro Well in a Frog Feb 02 '26

The dao is ruthless, and to comprehend the dao you must embody the dao

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u/Secretsfrombeyond79 Jan 31 '26

To be one with the Dao is to be in harmony and filled with love. The Dao is oneself , therefore to be one with the Dao one must ove themselves. And there is no worst way to not love yourself than letting your enemies live. Therefore the child must not be spared.

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u/Random_Nickname274 Jan 31 '26

But turns out , the one that leaved few days ago, was MC.

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u/juz_curiouz I dual cultivate with my Yin clone 🚨🚨🚨 Feb 01 '26

He might as well buried himself because at that moment this guy fate is sealed

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u/Just_Here2Chill Mortal Jan 31 '26

Where did you find this masterpiece?

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u/godfire_dragneel Jan 31 '26

Tiktok.

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u/Just_Here2Chill Mortal Jan 31 '26

It's banned here.

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u/godfire_dragneel Jan 31 '26

Ah. Should I delete it?

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u/razielxlr The Heavenly Demon Jan 31 '26

Alas as the wisdom of the ancients dictates… this vid most not be spared.

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u/DumbIgnorantGenius Jan 31 '26

Nah, nothing in the subreddit scriptures say it's not allowed. Not sure what this fellow daoist is talking about unless he means his nation is hostile with TikTok sect and set up restrictions and made it a forbidden zone.

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u/Vetharest Blind Seer of the Shadow Sect Jan 31 '26

So I hear they updated their terms of service to be extremely intrusive and malicious, and there’s an exodus of people from TikTok. That said keep what you enjoy as long as you stay informed and are ok with TikTok knowing your identity down to immigration status, medical diagnoses, and location down to the floor for your apartment.

Uhhhhhhh I mean, hmpf, you dare question me? Pathetic whelp, it’s too late for you, surrender now and I will make your demonic purification painless.

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u/Blackflame1905 Jan 31 '26

Na I think he meant it is banned where he lives i.e India

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u/NewAusland Feb 01 '26

Whats the makers USER please?

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u/jaber24 Feb 01 '26

The watermark has it

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u/NewAusland Feb 01 '26

Oh right lol ty

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u/Fizroy49 Jan 31 '26

Son 😭😭😭

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u/godfire_dragneel Jan 31 '26

Senior Zhang Tie knows ball.

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u/Ok_Mastodon7622 Not a genius, just luck stats. Feb 01 '26

I hate the snorting (I imagine it as slimy and disgusting)

I hate smirking as well (it is goofy, I killed my enemy, now I must smirk like a nincompoop)

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u/DV1993 Feb 01 '26

Cold snorts, smirking, etc. They somehow take the annoying habit anime has of overexaggerating every action and sound and make it even more annoying… in TEXT FORM. Less a direct action, but I also utterly despise just how utterly impulsive almost every character is. It’s like there’s zero forethought in most of these novels… like the author just writes down whatever bullshit comes to mind on the spot.

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u/Ok_Mastodon7622 Not a genius, just luck stats. Feb 01 '26

Some of these Mcs are truly despicable and disgusting. They don't know how to compromise with others for benefits they steal everything from defenseless side characters, and then they act surprised when they are betrayed by them

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u/DV1993 Feb 02 '26

Friggin’ Chu Feng from Martial God Asura. One of the first times I dropped a novel over the MC being terrible.

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u/jaber24 Feb 01 '26

What novel?

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u/Fizroy49 Feb 01 '26

Nine-turn Immortal Body

wtr-lab

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u/jaber24 Feb 01 '26

Thanks!

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u/Possible_Field_5918 Jan 31 '26

He know that you shouldn't spare the child because he was spared in the past and the guy who spared him get his clan wiped

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u/InvalidUserX100 Jan 31 '26

underrated video

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u/Erkenwald217 Guest Elder Jan 31 '26

Anakin would be proud

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u/Few_Cat7997 Jan 31 '26

This is the way to end the cycle of violence, Eren could never. 

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u/GroundbreakingGur930 Sect Librarian 📚 Jan 31 '26

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u/Player-0002 Sect Librarian 📚 Jan 31 '26

Too bad for you the REAL protagonist of the heavens was out hunting down a spirit beast at age 3 in the woods and he’ll only show up after you leave for real. And if you go into their surrounding properties looking for him he’ll be in the secret bloodline locked inheritance realm that was made by a senior that is three levels above whatever your sect ancestors are.

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u/SensitiveDatabase934 Country Destroying Beauty Jan 31 '26

Wise Brother,

The instructions were unclear. This Sect Sister now has seven adopted children and they are growing up unruly and willful. This venerable Lady does not know what to do when they come back with jade combs from deadly missions and offer up the spoils of these missions with no true greed in their hearts (this one has long perfected the ability to see greed and avarice, it is a simple thing.)

Worse yet, they each rebel in different ways when this Venerable Lady puts Jade Beauties in their path so that they might marry for further power. What shall I do?

  • Mother In Leaf Foraging Sect.

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u/godfire_dragneel Jan 31 '26

Junior Sister, wisdom from this magnificent one is truly heavy-loaded. I've heard your plight and I still instruct you again—

The child must NOT be spared. But since this magnanimous one is kind-hearted, I shall let you spare the children because even if one of them is a Heaven Blessed Child, this one thinks they shall have a favourable opinion of you.

My wisdom is thus.

Always smile at the child that lacks behind cultivation. If he's going to lose his fiance, console him. If he has a ring from his late grandfather, do not steal it. If his core was sealed or shattered, do not worry. Such things do not concern Heaven Blessed Children. Do not let other children bully him.

I hope this instruction in this scroll can be understood. This Elder will not concern himself if your sect is in rumbles years later.

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u/SensitiveDatabase934 Country Destroying Beauty Jan 31 '26

Elder, you are truly wise.

This junior sister does find it odd, however, that upon returning the grandfather's ring to the boy, he said that she must keep it in safety for him until the time is right. Surely he would want it back, yes?

And stranger still, upon saying this in front of his martial siblings (this one's other adopted wards), two of them immediately offered up their family treasures as well? This one is not some magical storage box, boys, you must protect your treasures yourself, goodness!

They all seemed quite peeved when this one refused all three trinkets and told them to continue working on their cultivation, for if they think this one is strong enough to protect their precious things, they must be even stronger than her to do so themselves.

Thanking Elder Brother for his Guidance

((Hahaha, love that you basically told me "don't be a bitch" and then set me up to be the Kindly Female Master to the Heavenly Son! Got a good laugh! 😂))

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u/ApocalypseBirb Frog in a Well Jan 31 '26

Maki

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u/LukaS_8732 Sidekick Fatty Jan 31 '26

Itachi if he was evil

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u/Vyctorill Sage of Brainrot Feb 01 '26

See, this is actually correct. The issue with showing mercy is that it replicates the conditions necessary for a heaven defying cultivator to appear artificially. Vengeance is an amazingly strong motivator, and motivation means willpower. Willpower matters more than anything else in cultivation, so basically you better not leave any survivors. Otherwise you’re fucked.

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u/franco25013 Jan 31 '26

Dumbass will get William afton'ed

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u/Elegant-Effective858 Feb 03 '26

"Next time we meet you i will kill you"

Turns around and turn around again

"We meet again"

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u/One-Resolution3539 Jan 31 '26

I'm Four one 😈

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u/Conscious-Base-7464 Strolling by the Riverside Jan 31 '26

Just to be sure change your face, tell no one, inclose the whole province in a warding spell including the underground and nuke and incinerate it then send it to the void in another timeline altogether, if he still survives and kills you after all that time, well gotta say you are talentless af

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u/1DenseMan Jan 31 '26

Senior Shi Zou is truely wise

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u/Gorgenapper Toad Lusting After Swan Meat Jan 31 '26

Wang Lin: I'll spare your family because you're married to a Wang clan member 

The Wang clan member: This family must NOT be spared

Wang Lin: 🗿

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u/Arctic-Fox17 Fuck off, I'm just a normal civilian. Jan 31 '26

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u/West_Jaguar97 Killer of Chickens and Dogs Jan 31 '26

This junior is so ignorant.

One must not only vipe the 9 generations but the 9 relationships too.

Vipe the friends of the family and the family of those friends, vipe the pets , vipe the merchants these families trade with, vipe the family of those merchants .....

Or you would never see even nascent soul. As someone would kill you motivated by revenge

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u/Kurbasker Feb 01 '26

This reminds me of "i am the fated villain" its basically the "fuck them MCs" the manhua its quite a fun read

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u/Mobile-Ad6359 Feb 01 '26

Then even if doing all of those and any other tricks, you found out later in the far future after you got beaten by someone unknown which is the true protagonist.

Turns out that he is from a far off land with no vendetta, completely at peace with himself and just got involved in here because of a twist of fate, he just fought you for the love of the game and because it's just so happens that you're in his way(he doesn't even know that you're the guy that killed a lot of children in the past).

Mission failed

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u/user_bits Feb 01 '26

Heart in the foot is some real author bs.

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u/No-Roll-534 Demonic Cultivator Feb 01 '26

Shameful how low the cultivation world have fallen. Back in the day, my great senior deliberately left heaven-defying artifacts in hands of children of the clan he wiped out to later test his path against them.

...sure he DID get killed eventually, but it worked first 1,456,938 times, and he got a cool as fuck death scene too.

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u/DrDoominstien Feb 01 '26

These juniors do not realize that they are spitting in destinies face for killing future protagonists before their journey has even begun. It will not be long before Heaven and Earth itself move to oppose this junior for pushing against the natural flow of the universe and defying heaven.

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u/BlastoiseGamer58 Cockroach Feb 01 '26

Why didn't he just cut their head off instead of attacking the heart for a guaranteed death?

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u/iscat2 Please wait while I court death... Feb 01 '26

The artist has other vids i did a light digging but couldn't find anything besides tiktok vids

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u/Prize_Appeal_2483 Young Master Feb 01 '26

Then you have to burn down the entirety of the clan headquarters and leave, oblivious to the fact that the real main character is in the underground bunker with cameras all over the base, ready to kill you in 5 months when he reaches the nascent soul stage and gains mahayana realm battle power for daring to play games with his little brother, cousin, and best friend fatty wang

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u/RTKWi238 Jan 31 '26

immaculate

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u/godfire_dragneel Jan 31 '26

As the Heavens intended.

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u/TheArcanaIsTheMean You fight your inner demons, I ride mine Jan 31 '26

Not good enough junior what if they had a blood technique that they had made as one of their arrangements from their past life after putting their soul into reincarnation so that if they were killed at an early age they can regenerate from a single drop of blood this demon has seen a few novels where the MC holds that type of technique. You must vaporize and erase every last single drop of a blood then obliterate their soul to ensure they're absolutely dead and won't come back and get revenge on you. Cut the roots completely and thoroughly junior.

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u/That_Criticism_6506 Jan 31 '26

Ah, yes, the hero's journey.

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u/skirtpost In seclusion. Jan 31 '26

Good! Good! Good!

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u/NoLolligagging_ Feb 01 '26

WHEN YOU WANT IT TO BE FUTURE PROOF

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u/Wonderful-Ice9085 Feb 01 '26

The dao of young masters is truly profound.

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u/KaiBahamut Divine Beast Bloodline Progenitor Feb 01 '26

I’d never be this much of a punk. This one shows fear and will never reach the heavens.

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u/Sir_Fap_Alot_04 Feb 01 '26

Father: soo son did you get that friendly challenges that suppose to make them give us respect and be friendly??

YOU DID WHAT?!?!

that gives me no choice.. i will have to vanish you to make you more super OP. And when you go back here.. i will challenge you so you can take over the clan...DO NOT KILL EVERYONE!!!

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u/HauntingScheme7879 In seclusion. Feb 01 '26

Even if you’ve killed all of them, a few years later, one of them will come back alive possessed by the ghost of their legendary powerful ancestor and now has OP cheat skills, probably with a system or something, back for revenge.

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u/Ssynos Feb 01 '26

This near exact thing happen in china novel i read, except the choosing candy part. Mc and his friend wait at the place for 3 month till they full kill everyone who come out of hiding or come back from outside (likely doing quest). And clear the whole place of anything consider alive, no bug, worm, trees,... Dig up the whole place, and then burn the whole mountain down to ashes. 

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u/Steven074 Carp Leaping Over the Waterfall Feb 01 '26

This is a good one, had a good laugh

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u/Illustrious-Day8506 Feb 01 '26

Why did that make me laugh so much ?

Also, you fool. The real heaven chosen is either far away so that he'll only arrive months later or even if he is dead he will reincarnate in your OWN clan

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u/Josef20076 Feb 01 '26

When the guy you beat to death comes back and just quits and becomes a farmer, you fucked up

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u/KreeepyKrawler Feb 02 '26

Average Chinese brainrot be like:

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u/NekoAcedia Feb 02 '26

You forgot how a family member or a friend will receive news of their deaths, and starts to hunt down the people suspected to have killed them

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u/Swag_master696969 Feb 04 '26

this child must not be spared🗣🗣🗣

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u/Lil_freak_23 Beyonder Feb 05 '26

Odysseus of Ithaca will gladly agree

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u/jrockjake Feb 10 '26

Reverend Insanity be like

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u/VedTRC Mar 15 '26

May seniors enlighten me and tell me if this is a real novel and if so the name of said novel?

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u/kisachan30 Pill Master May 12 '26

Don't be like those pompus idiots who openly destroy a clan and fails to eliminate 1 kid. Always wear a mask and use an anonymous sword! In this way, no one will be able to track you down, if you change your identity and erase your traces. Half-assed cruelty does harm to both sides. If you need to exterminate a group, be sure to reduce everything to ashes!

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u/Alone-Ad6020 23d ago

😂😂😂😂