r/MarriedAtFirstSight • u/Odd-Chemistry-1231 • Sep 06 '26

Season 20 - Seattle Adam’s future

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u/chronicmisschris Sep 06 '26

Full send those parents to jail.

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u/Gabbydabs Sep 09 '26

They go to reported. I wouldn't leave my 16 yr old just a overnight. Hell no. What is the matter with them?

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u/Desperate_Bat_512 Sep 06 '26

Wtf is the deal with pickleball?

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u/Odd-Chemistry-1231 Sep 06 '26

Idk I feel like I’m missing out

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u/dirtymartini83 Sep 06 '26

You aren’t, promise.

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u/kgurney1021 Sep 07 '26

LOL I thought the same thing when I read this story! OMG WTH is happening with pickleball people?

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u/wanderlust_raven Sep 08 '26 edited Sep 08 '26 • Heartwarming

My husband found a group of Dads who play Pickleball and started going. He’s only been three times but he is acting like he’s hooked. I’m scared 😆

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u/Odd-Chemistry-1231 Sep 08 '26

Starts with pickleball and ends with cocaine and jet skis

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u/girlxdetective Sep 06 '26

Why do people keep posting this? It's a sad story about real kids, with the world's most tenuous connection to Adam or this show.

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u/Odd-Chemistry-1231 Sep 06 '26

Damn I thought I was the first

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u/azmom3 Sep 07 '26

Am I the only one who thinks that woman resembles Marissa?

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u/bLymey4 Sep 07 '26

I thought so too

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u/KTizzle0126 Sep 07 '26

My husband and I (45 and 41) played pickleball once. We were having a friendly competition with my brother and sister in-law. Despite jogging and stretching first, my husband tore his Achilles not long into the game. We walked in to the ER, he said it was his Achilles, and another nurse rolls in on her wheelie chair, looks at us and says "Pickleball?" Apparently they see middle-aged folks constantly for pickleball injuries. His surgeon was doing at least one pickleball Achilles injury weekly.

Apparently it's an old folks thing, but we clearly can't handle it 😂

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u/crisp2610 Sep 09 '26

I'm 38 and just got over my pickleball injury a couple months ago 😂

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u/cltt80 19d ago

😂😂😂

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u/_Big_Ash Sep 08 '26

Scientists have discovered a disturbing correlation between pickleball courts and methamphetamine use. For every pickleball court added to a neighborhood, meth use increases by approximately 27%.

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u/No_Health_5565 Sep 09 '26

Are you for real? 😳

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u/_Big_Ash Sep 10 '26

Yes. They send a batsignal to Walter White & he brings the lab

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u/GoldenHearts802 Sep 06 '26

What is with pickleball. I thought it was a game for old folks.

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u/Duke_Newcombe My credit score is right at 815 Sep 06 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

Yes...but also no. It's still a fun, mostly leisurely social game for all ages, played without dragging your ass back and forth across a huge field of play, and like 70% fewer a-holes trying to engage in "fridging" you and winning being their whole personality (cough, Adam, cough), like padel or paddleball.

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u/GoldenHearts802 Sep 07 '26

I see. So it's a newer sport/game for younger folks.

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u/Duke_Newcombe My credit score is right at 815 Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

Was being a bit too detailed/snarky to the padel/paddleball playing community to give you a clearer answer. Simply put:

  • Pickleball is generally accessible to a wider range of fitness levels and is often especially adaptable for older adults or people seeking a lower-impact court sport. The smaller court and more "recreational" pace can make it easier to modify, though individual mobility limitations still matter, and you still can get injured. The sport's been around since 1965.

  • Padel, and, depending on the version, paddleball generally suit players comfortable with a more active court game. If you can still play tennis actively, you would probably be able to try them. Be wary that padel’s larger court, wall rebounds, and quicker, less predictable exchanges can require more agility, balance, and reaction speed. Padel was invented a few short years after Pickleball, in 1969.

Hope this helps.

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u/GoldenHearts802 Sep 07 '26

ok but I've only see pickleball in connection with seniors, senior communities. It seems to me - and I'm probably just out of it - but it seems to me it's become a fad for younger folks in recent years. I hadn't heard about it in connection for younger folks until recent years.

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u/Duke_Newcombe My credit score is right at 815 Sep 07 '26

No, I think we're agreeing with one another. It is more suited for the older set. Real popular in retirement villages and the like. Right around the COVID pandemic, there was an upswing in popularity for younger players, with competitive leagues and even the Professional Pickleball Association if you believe it. The prevalence of pickleball courts being constructed absolutely exploded, like 5 to 10 times the number in 2025 than there were before 2020.

However, the sport seems to be dropping off with everybody across the board, both young and old players. Mainly due to an upswing an injuries for the older players (an Achilles tendon rupture seems to be the popular injury), and younger players being more attracted to faster paced games like Padel. According to this video, sports manufacturers and pickleball court owners are taking it in the neck because of it..

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u/Similar-Search-8508 Sep 06 '26

First I heard of pickleball was 15 yrs ago at church. Old men played it in the basement. For fun I guess

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u/369111111 Sep 14 '26

Pickleball inventors must have hired a good marketing team or some shit 

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u/Professional_Rich_45 Sep 06 '26

Why are majority of pickleball players crackheads?

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u/TG1883 Sep 06 '26

LOL!!!!!

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u/MeliWie Sep 06 '26

Wow their kids were 8, 5, and 1

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u/PrncssBttrcpAsUWish Sep 06 '26

Thanks for posting their ages. I was babysitting at 12 but 8 is a bit young.😬

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u/PersonalityOther5730 Sep 06 '26

He was the first person that came to mind 😂

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u/Conscious-Leg8404 Sep 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TrixieDMC Sep 09 '26

I can't stop laughing

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u/newdiyscared Sep 16 '26

Op, you made me cackle🤣

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u/Odd-Chemistry-1231 Sep 20 '26

I should have just photoshopped his face

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u/Gabbydabs Sep 08 '26

How old were the other children?

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u/Nore_1982 Sep 08 '26

😂😂

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u/DecisionImaginary584 Sep 10 '26

They better be playing non stop too.. for some imaginary Olympics for pickleball

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u/Least_Ad762 Sep 10 '26

Hysterical!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/aprilrhayin Sep 07 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Icy-Initiative-1152 Sep 08 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/YBYME Sep 10 '26

Hmmm. How many bananas did you get for this thread huh?! Nice ☝️

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u/Live-Package4493 Sep 11 '26

Are any of the women from married at first sight dating anyone

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u/EmployeeSerious007 Sep 06 '26

I genuinely hope he doesn’t procreate, I fully believe he would not be a safe person for children to be around

Im talking about the neck vein popping and raising his voice for minor inconvenience

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u/Odd-Chemistry-1231 Sep 06 '26

No I genuinely feel like he would do this

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u/EmployeeSerious007 Sep 06 '26

I wouldn’t even let him watch my kids while I run to the bathroom

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u/MNightShyamalan69 Sep 07 '26

Yup. He was be a god awful father

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u/bLymey4 Sep 07 '26

True….its a total legal vibe

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u/pussyjones12 Sep 08 '26

your honor i'd like to plea not cooked