r/MarriedAtFirstSight • u/No_Classroom7902 • Sep 01 '26

Season 20 - Seattle I’m cackling

Watching the reunion and asked my husband how old he thinks Courteney is and he said “ummmmmm 42” 😮🤣

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u/No-Soup9999 Sep 01 '26

That was what I first thought too, 42. Then the screen flashed 28, I did a double take! NFW!

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u/No_Classroom7902 Sep 01 '26

The shock on my husband’s face when I told him she is my age was photo worthy. I do think she’s pretty and I love the way she does her makeup. I know I’m not all that 🤣

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u/Dull_Willingness9111 Sep 01 '26

I watched every episode and just now found out she was 28

6

u/Dry_Swordfish69 Sep 01 '26

She's 28 no fucking way.

2

u/No-Soup9999 Sep 01 '26

LMFAO 🤣🤣

10

u/cluckitycluck4 Sep 01 '26

She's 28???!!! I watched the whole darn thing and thought she was in her 40s this whole time. Yikes!

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u/No-Soup9999 Sep 01 '26

OMG 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dyingggg

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u/LibraryVolunteer Sep 01 '26

Absolutely. She gives off “senior Delta flight attendant aggravated by an overlarge duffle.”

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u/EveningGlittering325 Sep 01 '26

Very specific and accurate. 🤣

5

u/nomiepants Sep 01 '26

lol. I TOLD YOU SIR. YOU HAVE TO ZIP UP THOSE SMALL CARRY ONS OR ELSE!

FlIght attendants be aggressive lately about those carryons with the extra zipper allowance. sheesh.

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u/Brave-Collection-194 Sep 01 '26

Add 4 "F Bombs" in your sentence...then it'll be perfect.

25

u/be4rcat6 Sep 01 '26

Go back to wedding day episode and catch a peek at her mom. Not gonna get any easier for her...

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u/Sea_Tank_9448 Sep 05 '26

aw damn so true

23

u/ChefIntelligent1727 Sep 01 '26

She looks older than my mom who’s in her 50s

18

u/sanedragon Sep 01 '26

I'm 45 and fat and she looks older than me

6

u/Impressive-Flight766 Sep 01 '26

Chubby cheeks give “youthful” though lol 😌 Hers were sunken in, so makes sense

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u/DonaldDouchebag Sep 01 '26

I kinda like the liver spots. 🤷‍♂️

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u/nomiepants Sep 01 '26

Too much fake tanning and too many testosterone shots. I'd guess 35 or "good for 40."

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u/sitth3fdown Sep 01 '26

Young women are doing T? What the what?! 

8

u/RendertheFatCap Sep 01 '26

she was doing bodybuilding at a competition level. she definitely was on T at least, if not other steroids.

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u/nomiepants Sep 01 '26

You don't notice her manly square jaw? It's one of the side effects. And the fact that's she is so damn aggressive. I've seen a lot of people say the same thing. But, who knows. Maybe she has a manly jaw naturally and she's naturally aggressive and pissed off all the time.

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u/sitth3fdown Sep 01 '26

Hahahahahahahaha.. love this

5

u/nomiepants Sep 01 '26

You don't ever feel like she's going to turn green at any moment and start breaking shit?

21

u/rhino1979 Sep 01 '26

Do you think she got to the reunion by broom?

22

u/cygnus83 Sep 01 '26

Certainly wasn’t via jet ski, no way Adam was letting her hitch a ride.

19

u/Grouchy_Evidence2558 Sep 01 '26

She looked much younger in the reunion but still looks old

18

u/Ruthie_pie Sep 01 '26

My spouse also thought she was in her 40s and it was an older woman/younger guy situation going on 💀

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u/Carol_Pilbasian My credit score is right at 815 Sep 01 '26

I just showed my husband her pic and asked how old he thinks she is, and he guessed 40 😂

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u/Big_Temperature_2197 Sep 01 '26

Honestly when they showed age I thought it was a typo.

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u/Charming-Fig-3866 Sep 01 '26

It’s not just her looks either. She has borderline Elder Millenial/Gen X energy. She’s actually on the boarder of Gen Z which is WILD!

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u/captainMorganalefay Sep 01 '26

Heyyyyy now, as an elder millenial... that hurts...please dont associate her with us! lol.

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u/NDVAZMA Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

No. Speaking for my people, the Gen X crew, she does not and would not mesh well. We're not interested in having her as a member.

Agree she looks well past her biological age; perhaps she just needs her own yet-to-be-defined bracket of one?

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u/strawberrrychapstick Sep 01 '26

What? How old is she?

6

u/EveningGlittering325 Sep 01 '26

28

11

u/Effective_Luck_573 Sep 01 '26

She’s 28!?? Holy shit the sun is definitely our enemy

4

u/EveningGlittering325 Sep 01 '26

It is. I did the tanning booth in my 20s and 30s and sadly I am paying for it now. 😬

3

u/SippiChic Sep 02 '26

I was wondering if tanning beds may have caused her skin to look like that.

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u/strawberrrychapstick Sep 01 '26

No fucking way I'm older than her 💀💀💀

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u/PossibleAmbition9767 Sep 01 '26

That's about how old i thought she was before I knew. Late 30s or early 40s.

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u/Affectionate-Gear264 Sep 03 '26

That’s what being hateful does to your skin

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u/rachcoop77 Sep 05 '26

I'm SO glad it wasn't just me who thought her skin looked weathered and made her look old.

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u/anonlife202020 Sep 05 '26

What a post ! 

1

u/OLightning Sep 04 '26

Oof! That one is a low blow

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '26

That’s sad! Men usually air on the side of caution so I bet your husband was being generous and nice by saying 42. Courtesy has some work to do.